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My Sperm Academia

Summary:

"What the fuck?" Aizawa said in a montone voice.

"Hey, nice to meet you teach. " Izuku said while his black tentacle twitched with excitement.

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"What the fuck?"Bakugo said as he saw a black monster thing come up to him.

"Kachaan! I finally got my quirk!" Izuku smiled happily. Yesterday, he was a normal looking boy with green hair, freckles and a face. Now, only the latter remained. He now had a face attached to a black body with a black protrusion on his head along with small arms.

"The doctor said my quirk was "Black Sperm. "

Bakugou looked like someone killed his cat. "Black.. Black Sperm?"

"Yeah!" He cheered happily.

Bakugou looked at his friends and looked back.

What the fuck?


In the room, the staff watched as the future generation of heroes tested to be able to join their school. Nezu walked over to All Might and whispered,

"Have you chosen a good candidate for One for All?"

All Might smiles, "Yes, Mirio Togata seems like a perfect candidate. "

Nezu grinned, "Great. " He pressed the red button.

"What the hell?" Midnight yelled. All Might and Nezu shot forward as the other teachers walked to the cameras completely baffled at what is happening.

In the streets, villain bots were getting decimated by the dozens by small black men with a tail on their head. Students on the ground were getting flooded by these things. The biggest robot, the 0-pointer was released and it towered over them all. The Izukus watched in wonder as countless students were sent running.

"Multiply to 6000 guys!"

A chill went down the staff's spines as the sperms started multiplying tenfold and began to crawl up the feet of the robot, giant arms protruding out of the sperms below began pushing, stopping the robots in their place. The black sperms began climbing up the robots as metal plating by metal plating gets completely covered by sperm. The students watched in absolute disbelief. Soon, the head of the 0 pointer was the only one that remained. The Izukus stopped at the neck and began protruding giant arms and began trying to rip off the neck. After 5 seconds of the 0 pointer flalling around, the head was ripped off and dropped to the ground alongside the sperms who died.

The sperms walked and positioned themselves to form stairs where ONE singular Black Sperm walked down the structure to the gobsmacked students alongside teachers.

He grinned, "I'm Izuku Midoriya, the Black Sperm. Hi. "


"What the fuck?"Aizawa said with a monotone voice. AIzawa prayed that he'd get decent and competent students. He saw the list of students that passed and was completely satisfied with them as their potential is humongous, that was what he would say if he did not see a bunch of sperms rip off the neck of a 0 pointer. Aizawa's stress was at an all time high, and it didn't help when he saw his files. Black Sperm? What the hell is that name? Aizawa narrowed his eyes as he planned to drink himself to drunk, especially because he knows Nezu is going to assign him to Class 1A.

"Aizawa-"

"Yeah yeah. "

He was definitely going to drink himself to high heaven, especially since "Black Sperm" is going to be in his class.


"Hello everyone! "Izuku walked in as Bakugo glared at him. Iida was looking at him in a mixture of fear and awe. Uraraka was stunned.

"Isn't that Black Sperm?" Kaminari whispered.

Jiro slapped him with her earlobes. "Quiet! Don't call him that!"

"No no, it's fine!" Izuku waved his hand. "At least I picked a good name, unlike Mr Explosion Murder here!" Izuku said as Bakugo glared at him with looks that only demons could have. The class was dumbfounded at him taking it as a compliment.

Aizawa waked in, "Put these on, we're going for a quirk apprehension test. "


Izuku walked onto the field.

Aizawa gave him a ball that fits right in his arm perfectly, "Throw this ball. "

Izuku grinned and looked at the left side of his body, "Alright, Let's go!" He extends and pumps it up to a massive 40 meter monument of an arm and threw it across the field which went shooting towards another neighbourhood, creating a massive shockwave that decimated the surrounding ground. The other students looked completely dumbfounded. Aizawa looked at his meter, "15 kilometers. "
Aizawa looked at Izuku and remembered a question he wanted to ask, "Midorya, I have a question to ask about your Quirk. How many Sper... Copies could you make?"

Izuku grinned and gestured to Aizawa for a whisper. Aizawa leanned down and as Izuku said the number, Aizawa's eyes shot out of his sockets as it became the size of dinner plates.


Uraraka nervously walked up to the Black Sperm, "Hey, Deku, You got a plan?" Izuku looked at her, "Of course i do! Now here!" Izuku split himself into 2, "Here is the Sperm Detachment Force!" A bunch of Sperms followed Uraraka. "I'm going to Bakugo myself!" Izuku walked and found Bakugo around the corner. "Finally found you COWARD!" Bakugo screeched as he exploded him with maximum force. "Hey, What are you doing? That could've killed an ordinary civilian!" Izuku shouted.

Bakugo grinned, "I know! You can always tank whatever i throw, but i have improved in the past few months!"

"Highly doubt it. "

Bakugo's vein just popped. "Airght nerd! Yout hink you're so smart huh SPERM? Well, since you're such a stalker,you know secrete nitroglycerin-like sweat from my hands and make it blow up. Imagine what I could do if I had a lot of it. That's right, these gauntlets aren't just for show. They've been storing up my sweat inside for one monster blast. "Bakugo pulled the pin as a big ball of fire ravaged through the hallway at Izuku who looked at it calmly as it explodes and decimates the entire floor.

"Haha! I DID IT! I WON!" Bakugo smiled and cheered at his victory. "He's probably knocked out cold and I can finally win!" Then, the sunlight was blocked by something as Bakugo looked in fear and shock, the smoke cleared as a giant Black Sperm pulled back his giant fist and punched Bakugo with a hit, instantly knocking him out.

Up above, Iida was suuprised by the explosion, "Bakugo! What happened?" Suddenly, hundreds of sperm rushed towards the room on the entrance and they were coming straight at Iida.

Iida has heard a conversation from two female students about the kink of "drowning in sperm. "Iida yelled at them for it, he never thought this was how it felt like.


In the bus, many students were staring at Midoriya.

Jiro was the first one to strike a conversation, "Dude, why do you call yourself Black Sperm?"

"It's a good name! My mom said it means that people like me. "

Momo shifted uncomfortably and Tsuyu looked at him as if he said fairies are real.

"Why are you all looking at me like that? Sperm means that you have the qualities of a hard working and humble man since they swim a long way to get to the womb. I don't see how that isn't a compliment. "

Bakugo puts his hand on his face.


Shigaraki was crumbling AIzawa's arm, suddenly, his instincts were blaring at him to get out of the way, Shigaraki looked to his right seeing a large black fist heading straight at him, he instinctively jumped away.

"Well well, one of the student NPCs are trying to fight. "

Izuku retracted his arm from the impact and revealed himself in the base form. "Hi!"

Shigaraki looked at Aizawa who was completely assured that everything would be fine and to Izuku standing in an All Might pose. Shigaraki and the surrounding villains bbursed out laughing.

"Has heroics really stopped this low? Letting this pipsqueak in?" Shigaraki mocked while raising a finger towards Izuku. Izuku looked like someone killed his cat and released a vicious smile that sent chills down the villain's spines.

"You're looking down on me, aren't you?" His arm grew ten times bigger

Shigaraki sprinted with his hands open alongside the other villains with quirks ready. Izuku was able to dodge Shigaraki but a villain shot a boomerang that severed his arm completely. Mina and Uraraka gasped out of fear, Sato watched in worry. Izuku fell down the ground in two, the body falling in front of Shigaraki and the arm tumbled to his back as Shigaraki started laughing.

"You hero students are so weak!"

"Uh boss?" The boomerang villain said meekly as Shigaraki turned his head to see a sight he'll see in his nightmares.

There was a face in the severed arm, it is growing legs and looking at him.

Izuku smiled, "Have you figured out what my quirk is?" He then summoned 9 faces that revolve around his original face.

"No matter how you cut or tear, how you twist or cut, burn, freeze me, I will keep multiplying. "Black Sperm smiled.

Izuku then split off into 9 different pieces, each heading towards the villains in different angles. The villains began panicking and cutting and shooting at them, creating offshoots that form other Black Sperms. Shigaraki ran and decayed one of the sperms but then a foot protruding from the arm kicked him in the face sending him flying several feet. Another Black Sperm manifested from the decayed corpse, alongside 26 others. They began rushing at Shigaraki when Kurogiri manifested and teleported 39 away.

"ShigarakI! There are too many!" Kurogiri as he tried to fend off a sperm.

"NOMU! KILL THEM!" Shigaraki ordered as the Nomu began charging at them, he headbutted a good chunk, tearing them apart which grow into more sperms and attack him continously. Black Sperms were surrounding the nomu like walls, some were punching with their fists, some were bringing Aizawa to safety, some were overwhelming Shigaraki and the other villains.

"Just how many are there!?" Shigaraki said as he started to get overwhelmed by the amount of sperm attacking him.

Izuku looked at the nomu was slowly tearing apart their formations. Overwhelming this guy won't work. It would take too much time. We could pound on this durable gorilla for ages and not make even a dent in his muscles. We gotta merge. MERGE!

Suddenly, the door blasts open, All Might is here and he's not happy. Izuku looked at him. Took you long enough.


Todoroki looked at Izuku with a glare. The USJ was a wonderful experience, many students and teachers were injured. This guy, BLACK SPERM was it? He agreed that the name is ridicioulous but if the user takes pride in it, who is he to judge?

No, that isn't the problem. The problem is that he's strong, really Strong. He saw the fight in the USJ and the battle trial. The number of copies he has was able to surprise the Eraserhead! He was able to overwhelm the big villains in the matter of seconds, well, except for the biggest mutant one until All Might swooped in to save him. He was a fool. His Ice and Fire would easily restrain that villain, he would have gotten more experience with real villains. Instead, he wasted some of his lives. Pathetic.

The sports festival is coming up soon. He would be sure to crush them all, including this Black Sperm.