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p03 was sitting down once and got an EVILL IDEA he wantrd to preform the great trasncendance but his husband leshy said no babe you don’t need the transcendenace yuir okay just the way you are your a Little Bit Fruity and I’m homophobic but it’s ok i can look past that maybe. so p03 said ok but grimora has a cool file I need to preform the grea t transcendace I mean I need to do my makeup I look awful without eyeliner because I don’t sleep and leshy said oh yahh you look ugly as fuck without eyeliner when ou don’t wear eyeliner i preferred you as a stoat and p03 said shub up bitch your opinion is invalid and leshy said ok bye love tou so p03 went to grimora and HE PULLED OUT HIS GUN!!!!!!! AND SHOT HER!!!!!!!!!! 47 TIMES!!!!!!!!! and grabbed the files and laughed evilly and said im gonna perform the great transcendance wiht this file hahahahahahaahah so he went back to him and leshy house but leshy was not there and he went to his room and said leshy why were u not in the living room you useless furrybait yoi desevrre HELL and leshy said the internrt loves me once thye made a really weird picture of me but ithae loving undertones so what do you want you sack of shit i hope you cant plug the charger in and you die babe and p03 said shut the FUCKKKKK UP and leshy said btw did you know grimora died lmao and p03 was liek oh nooooo really i neverr knew like ever i cabtn believe shes died and leshy said wait a second those are grimogays files you have there pee oh three what did you do and p03 said nothinggg just a bit of murder I was kinda quirky u know?? And leshy said this is unacceptable you useless hunk of wires I hope you fucking snap one ahen your reaching for the toilet paper to clean your nonexistent ass and p03 said fuck you bitch and took out his knife AND TRIED TO CUT HIM UPPPPPPP but leshy wasnt feeling fruity so he STABBED P03 and he said fudk you and p03 said i want a divorce and leshy said OK I SEE YOU INCCOURT THEN FUCK YOU and stomped on his nonexistent feet before running away and leshy called the po op on p03 for MURDERING GRIMORA and leshy went to grimora grave and sayd grimora im sorry p03 has dieded you i wil avenge you because he divofcdd me i have lost everything I will listen to my chemical romance now CRAWLING INMY SKINNNNNN meanwhile p03 is in court ready to take the dog and house and car with his lawyer and leshy goes to court and p03 says i want everything because leshy is a worthless sack of shit thay deserves to be burnt alive at the stake over $2 and an expired gogurt also his stanky motherfucking ass never bathes he mankyyy !!! and leshy cried and said well atleast im not named after pee and leshy said I want p03 to be homeless because he has a piss kink and I don’t like him anymore and p03 said well I’m edgy now all because of you and I’m gonna grow my hair out to go over my eye and leshy said you don’t have hair anyway judge p03 is an idiot and MURDERED GRIMORA so p03 PULLED OUT HIS GUN in court and said bitch if you don’t ggie me everything after the divorce all you mfs are getting fucking BLASTEDDD and not in the weed way btw I stole your weed sorry judge magnificus (did I mention magnificus was the judge) and magnificus said wow I am but a mere tree and I hate slime so here’s my slime tutorial and he grabbed a wizard and turned him into go o and put him in a jar just like rainbow dash and the jar said the pain is unbearable and magnificus said ok so I have a question p03 and p03 said I have a criminal record ur point???? also I have a gun motherufcker taste the bullet and aimed at leshy BUT GRIMORA CAME BACK FROM DEAD AND JUMPED INFRONT LESHY TO BLOCK THE BULLET AND SAID oh no i have died.....leshy ialways wanted to punch in ur stipid deer face,,,....dying., and leshy said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GRIMORA!!!!!!!!!!!! and p03 laugh and says i will preform the great transcendnace and the judge magnificus said ok sign these papers and you will be divorced and I’m taking all the money the house the car btw so then they signed and got divorced

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SO AFTER THEY GOT DIVORCE THERES A TIMESKIP so leshy is at home doing dishes when suddnly he needs to charger his phone and he’s like Wwow charger and remembers p03 (he has memory lost) and says OH NO P03 KILLER GRIMORA AND MAGNIFICUS MADE SLIME AND BANNED PRONOUNS FROM COURT...i can’t go to court magnificus banned pronouns he thought so he went and bought a GUN and search for p03 and while searching he found MAGNIFICUS DEAD MANGLED BODY and he thoguht well atleast pronouns are unbanned from court OH NO P03 KILLED MAGNIFICUS !!!!!!!!!!! because he saw a wire next to the dead corpse. he ripped out a chunk of magnificus tree and started walking in woods to find p03 and he said p03 will pay for his wrongdoings.. and p03 was eating a chunk of wood (magnifucus corpse) and leshy grew a head of black hair with red hihlights and said nothing personnal kid... and SHOT p03 but p03 DODGED THR BULLET AND RAN AT LESHY WITH 7 KNIVES and p03 stab leshy in the EYEBALL but leshy carries a crate of eyeballs and he replaced it and he threw an eye at p03 and p03 fainted and leshy stole p03 to question and ask why p03 killer everyone. whne p03 woke up leshy said p03 what happen to you this is why we got divorced you useless sack of shit why are you killer everybody. and p03 said i will never talk loser I bet you don’t even play cod and leshy got angry at PUNCHED at p03 and p03 bited leshys hand and leshy screamed at p03 you make me soooo mad i hoep you grow legs just so I can cut them off and p03 said WELL YOU SMELL and p03 punch leshy and leshy passed out and when he woke up he saw wsomething unimaginabel........ HE SAW GRIMORA ALIVE!!!!!! and grimora said im jesus lol and leshy said brimora how are you alive I saw you day twice and grimora said we need to stop p03 he’s ruining everything !! And leshy said yes how do we do that and heard a voice and it was MAGNIFICUS!! and he had a bald spot because leshy took a piece of tree and ate it for strength and magnificus said why did you eated some of me also I hate pronouns and leshy said i is a pronoun dumb Fuck why dont you pull a branch out of your self a nd eat it and magnificus pulled out the slime he made and the slime said the pain is unbearable and then magnificus ate the slime and grimora said wow magnificus I can’t believe it’s national vore day and you ate slime ans magnificus said yes i like national vore day sometimes and then leshy said guys we need to stop p03 and grimora said yes you are right leshy and magnificus said I hate pronouns and alphabet. they walker to p03 factory and p03 is eating sandwhich but he ISNT really eating it he’s just slamming it against his face adn all the cheese and ketchup is running down his face and it’s hideous. leshy confronted p03 and said angirly p03 why do you need to preform the great transcendance and p03 said because I am a vsco girl save rhe turtles skskksksjjsjsjssksks and leshy said p03 this is not you dont do this DONT fall down this path!!!! and p03 THREW a scrunchy at leshy and said yucant NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE TURTLES ANYMORE BUT I DO I AM PREFORMFING THE GREAT TRASNCENDANCE FOR THE TURTLES LESHY YOUWILLCNEVER UNDRSTAJD YOU STUPID ASS NICK WILDE WANNABE GRASS BEARD HAVING ASS YOU ONLY EXIST BECAUSE I SAID IT WAS OK and ran away and grimroa said but I’m the next coming of christ and magnificus said oh boy I sure do hate pronouns. and alphabet people. so leshy said ok we need to make sure p03 doesnt get away and in the backround p03 grabbed a bowl of BOILING SOUP and THRWW IT AT GRIMORA AND GRIMROA SCREAMED MY WIG!!!!! SOUP EVERYWHERE AWND THEN she died and magnificus took a Bite out of p03s pride flag and leshy THROW GLASS AT P03 and it SMASHED and leshy said what happened to you u have changed your not the p03 i remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and leshy grabbed great trasncendance files and BROKE THEM OVSR P03S HEAD and Luke appeared for a second but left, magnificus continued eating p03s pride flag while wearing a shirt that says im sooooo cishet and magnificus looked at p03 and said I know what you are and p03 punch magnificus and leshy criee at p03 and p03 RAN ACROSS THE FACTORY AND GRABBED A ROBOT AND BROKE IT ON LESHUS ARM AND LESHY CHAN SAID aggggg my arm! and leshy arm broke off and p03 starterd laughing before LOCKING THEM IN THE FACTORY !!!!!!!!!

happy national vore day btw