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One normal day at school you and your friends decided to eat outside since its the first day all week with no rain. You guys are laughing and having a light hearted conversation when suddenly a ginger man ran up to you with a boom box.
“Hey girlie!! This ones for you!”
Suddenly Ed Sheeran starts blasting from the boom box, specifically the song “shape of you”. You and your friend starts hysterically laughing until he put the boom box down and gets on one knee in front of you.
“Girlie i love you! Will you marry me?!!”
You spring up from your seat towards this stranger and hug him.
“Of course I’ll marry you!!!!”
Your friends start cheering behind you and freaking out.
“ONG YOURE GONNA MARRY ED SHEERAN IM SO JEALOUS!!!”
“YOURE SO LUCKY I WISH HE ASKEE ME TO MARRY HIM!!!”
You start laughing while going to hold this strangers hand when one girl from your class appears out of no where.
“I HAVE TO OBJECT TO THIS PROPOSAL” she screams. “AS LEADER OF THE ED SHEERAN FANGIRL CLUB…..THAT ONE IS MINEEEEEEEEE”
Suddenly she jumps on top of you and starts pulling at your hair and screaming. You try to kick her off you but its no use. The man that looks like Ed Sheeran backs up and says.
“Woah girlies….you guys are righting over me? That’s actually reallu hot”
You both stop fighting and look at him staring into his blue eyes. You look back at the girl and punch her in the face sending her falling backwards and jump on her this time, scratching at each other while Ed Sheeran man watched you. Youre friends cheered for you as you and the girl fought.
Finally the fighring was over and you had won.
“Damn girlie…that was reslly hot and honestly it was also super tartagalicious, I wanna be with you even more now”
“Thanks but I never even got your name”
“Oh haha its me, ya boi Childeeeee”