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“Hmm…” GLaDOS chimed as Chell channeled a laser beam into its receptacle as the first step of completing a complex test chamber. “Sometimes I get a hankering for some pizza. I don’t know about you. In fact, I don’t know if you’ve ever had pizza before in your life, given that your parents abandoned you on a doorstep.”
Chell ignored her and portaled her way into the next room.
“I think I’ll have… Half pepperoni and pineapple, half jalapeno,” GLaDOS continued.
Chell thought nothing of this until endless pizza boxes knocked her trajectory off a faith plate and continued to fall onto her no matter where she ran. Chell took refuge under a platform.
“Oops. It looks like I didn’t specify the right room. Silly me,” GLaDOS said. “I’m trying to call customer service but the line is busy. It might have something to do with everyone being dead. But I’ll give it a little time.”
Chell used the momentum of the pizza boxes to her advantage to reach the exit. As she did, she could hear GLaDOS' voice over the sound of falling cardboard: "Cheesy thing goes in, cheesy thing comes out."