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2022-07-28
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2022-08-22
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5/?
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Statehouse oneshots

Summary:

Dang there's no more statehouse fics...
...
Wait a minute I can write 👀

Chapter 1

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Hello everyone I decided to make this one shot book after one of my favorites was discontinued
I am willing to write anything
Any state
Most ideas
Currently I have an idea but I would like more states to my idea so if anyone has a state they want in the first chapter feel free to comment

Chapter 2: State capital chat fic

Summary:

I swear I had like three different ideas for this and i couldn't write any of them 🤦♀️

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*Harrisburg (PA) has added Juneau (AK) to the chat)

Harrisburg- guys guess who finally got a phone

Juneau- :/

Austin (TX)- Alaska finally got you one?

Carson City (NV): i didn’t even think Alaska had a phone?

Juneau- he doesn't, he doesn't want one either he just wanted me to bother Texas.

Austin- rude

Juneau- `\(._.)/`

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Carson city- guys help

Boston (MA)- No

Albany (NY)- stfu

Albany - What’s up Carson city?

Carson city- Im trying to teach my dad to count :(

Tallahassee (FL) - mood

Tallahassee - have you considered giving up?

Nashville (TN)- have you already given up teaching Florida to read?

Tallahassee - Absolutely

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Juneau - i forgot i had a phone again

Sacramento (CA)- Bro

Juneau - Hawaii and Honolulu visited earlier :)

Sacramento - wait why is Honolulu not in this groupchat?

Juneau- Hawaii says she dosn’t want you ‘corrupting’ her.

Sacramento- wym were amazing

Juneau - …

Sacramento- …

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Oklahoma City (OK)- im going to kill Austin

Lansing (MI) - Why

Oklahoma City (OK)- he insulted the Sooners >:(

Austin- they’re gonna lose!

Tallahasse- why are you two like this

Austin- she’s an okie

Oklahoma city- He’s a texen

Topeka (KS) - i hate it here

Oklahoma city - im gonna kill him

Oklahoma city - You cant stop me

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Lansing (MI)- We got an alligator

Tallahassee- YOU WHAT

Lansing- Dad found an alligator

Lansing- Ha asked Florida for help

Lansing- Florida was 0 help

Lansing- we decided to keep it

Lansing- His name is Cheese

Chapter 3: Adventures in raising an aligator

Summary:

For @Tired_as_always
This is really short and honestly not my best work but I hope you like it anyway

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“So… we have an alligator now?” Wisconsin asked. Standing outside the old playpen.
Michigan simply nodded while trying to keep the small creature from escaping said playpen.
“ i asked Florida for help but he just told me to raise it. So i got an old playpen from utah and i guess this is what i'm doing now”
Wisconsin took a sip from the beer in his hand. “Your first mistake was asking Florida for help. That man hasn’t had a good idea since he became a state.”
Michigan looked stressed, I mean who wouldn’t be stressed taking care of a baby alligator. So being the amazing friend he is went to get him a drink.
The kitchen was a strange place in the state house, it was often the only place the southern states could go without starting a fight but it was also where Florida tried to make an assorted selection of highly illegal drugs.
Unfortunately Florida and Louisiana were there. Michigan made a silent prayer that he makes it out of this kitchen.
“Michigan! Hey Sha I'm making Gumbo now I'ma need you to not ask any questions"
"What are you hiding?"
Michigan was so done with these two…
"Wait, where's Florida?!" Somehow in the three seconds Michigan had been distracted Florida had managed to run off

"NO CHEESE!!!!!!!" Michigan heard from upstairs
Well now he has an alligator rescue mission.

Chapter 4: Incorrect quotes

Summary:

For Gab_Aries

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Alaska: In light of what you did you may hug be for four to five seconds

California: forty-five seconds!!!

Alaska: No! Four to five!!!!!

California (hugging him): too late!

~~~

(12:00 am)

DC:good morning

New York: it would be..

New York: if it was morning.

DC: …

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Louisiana: is it a rock

Georgia: yep!

Florida (coming out of nowhere):LIKE IN MOANA!!!!!

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Texas: I'm kinda smart sometimes

Oklahoma: your overestimating yourself

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Dc: What's your guilty pleasure?

Florida: what’s a guilty pleasure?

Tennessee: something you like even if it's like looked down upon or something. not always though

Florida: ohh okay. Crime then :>

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Georgia: That's it! Get out of the truck! You're walking home!!

North Carolina:... We're in the driveway…

Chapter 5: Adventures in raising an alligator pt.2

Summary:

For Tired_as_Always
Sorry for disappearing guys (๑•﹏•)

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Michigan burst through the door just in time to see Florida jump out of Wisconsin's window.
Speaking of Wisconsin, where is he?
His question was quickly answered when he heard his friend's voice.
"Now you may be wondering, Wisconsin, how did you get in this situation and the truth is I honestly don't know.”
“Connie… are you trapped under a playpen?”
“...”
“...”
“Don't say anything, just help me!”
Florida had apparently stolen ‘Cheese’ and trapped Wisconsin under his playpen.
Michigan took the time to remove the great amount of random things he found around the room, finally pushing the playpen over and pulling Wisconsin to his feet.
When Wisconsin got to his feet he ended up a lot closer than Michigan had thought, close enough to make Michigan's heart skip a beat, or several beats if we're honest.
Neither of them moved an inch, it was as if time had stopped. Michigan had half a mind to kiss him. But why?! He shouldn't be having these thoughts about his best friend. But Wisconsin wasn't moving either, they simply stood there, staring into each other's eyes.
Perhaps Wisconsin was having the same internal debate but he'd never know.
"Woooooww, you see this cheese? Your parents would rather flirt than save you." Florida said, shaking his head.
"Florida! Give me back my son!!!" Wisconsin ran after the southern state, leaving Michigan to question himself alone.
"Damn, falling for your best friend." Wisconsin didn't even realize Louisiana standing in the doorway
"Shut up, I'm not falling for anyone!"
"It's alright man. It happens to the best of us."
Michigan didn't know what he was talking about.
" Aren't you supposed to be helping Florida with a kidnapping?" He asked, trying to end the awkward conversation.
"Aren't you supposed to be helping Wisconsin with a rescue mission?"
As they stood in silence Michigan came to a realization he hadn't expected. And somewhere in the state house a small yell could be heard
"I'VE GOT CHEESE MICHIGAN I NEED BACK UP!!!!"