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SUBJECT: Where to Buy Lemonade in Bulk?

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[[email protected]] to [[email protected]], [email protected]],
and more, 2022.03.24, 16.31
read subject

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 16.40
Couldn't you have googled this rather than sending an email to the entire neighborhood?

([[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 16.41
no lmao

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 16.45
Why do you need to know this information

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 16.46
because.

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 16.51
idk ask blanche

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 16.51
and stop filling up my inbox

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 16.52
i'm trying to block you but the site isn't letting me

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Chapter 1: Good Afternoon, All!

Chapter Text

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 16.55

Good day,

Hello Kaeya. I believe you're Diluc's brother?

I disagree with your methods, however. A quick online search would've been able suffice.

Sincerely,

Jean Gunnhildr, student Favonius University, Year 1

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 16.55

Babe i can't believe you're cheating on me like this ;(

xoxo ur ex-girlfriend lisa

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24 16.56

Good day,

Do I know you?

Sincerely,

Jean Gunnhildr, student Favonius University, Year 1

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 16.56

finally someone who agrees with me

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 16.59

No actually i agree with this diluc guy as well

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.00

because my work computer is dinging like crazy & it's starting to annoy the guy supervising my internship

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.00

I just can't believe my sweetest sweetheart, my honeypoo is talking about some guy

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.09

Good day,

"Lisa", none of us are or were in a romantic relationship.

Sincerely,

Jean Gunnhildr, student Favonius University, Year 1

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.10

Good day,

And it's unprofessional to be chatting like this in a professional setting.

Sincerely, 

Jean Gunnhildr, student Favonius University, Year 1

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.11

just teasing you~

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.14

Good day,

I see.

Sincerely,

Jean Gunnhildr, student Favonius University, Year 1

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.16

relationship drama aside i really need to know abt the lemonade by next sunday

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.16

Ask Blanche.

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.16

no

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.20

please just block me already.

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.20

no

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.23

Good day,

I don't understand. How come you can't just ask Blanche? And why isn't she a part of this email chain?

Sincerely,

Jean Gunnhildr, student Favonius University, Year 1

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.24

you see, here's the thing

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.24

i'm actually banned from her store

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.25

what

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[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.27

We live in the same house, why did I not know this?

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.31

Hello, Albedo here. Could you guys move this to a private group chat? I'm studying.

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.32

ur user's weird why is that

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.33

it could've been cool if it didn't seem like something an edgy twelve-year old would fill in for some vague online mmorpg

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.35

Why can't I block you

[Five people gave this reply a thumbs up!]

[One person gave this reply a winkey face!]

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.36

i think the site's glitched

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.40

Damn.

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.51

How can someone get banned from a grocery store as major as the one blanche's the manager of

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.52

would you all stop asking questions

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.54

yeah this seems like some real lazy world building

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 17.57

?

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 18.01

Sorry for the late response! I asked Blanche, and she told me her store usually gets lemonade from a Liyuan supplier, though she doesn't know exactly where in Liyue they're located. You can try and check online ^^

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 18.02

finally someone's useful around here

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 18.05

Kaeya, can you go come downstairs? I have something to ask of you.

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 18.09

whoops i suddenly realized i forgot to clean my tall lemonade glasses in the bathroom and only the bathroom sink it can't be the kitchen sink downstairs for very decent reasons up until now

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 18.11

I'm going up to your room to ask again. Also, get your shit lying around the stairs, I tripped over those ugly shoes of yours twice this week.

[[email protected]] 2022.03.24, 18.30

I got laughed at in my face. Heading to the grocery store now.

 

Notes:

"bard chat fics are overused and basic why are you doing this"

my creativity well is running dry and my muse has somehow still drowned in it

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