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The Wonders of Creation

Summary:

Why is Mikey a criminal? Emma, please stop trying to kill Mikey! Izana, can you please help me stop Emma from killing our brother?!

Ayo, Mikey... back... the... freak... up... no seriously stop coming forward! I SAID STOP!

MOM?! MIKEY?! NOOOOO!

"Still got no bitches, huh, Shin" "CAN YOU NOT JUDGE ME TAKEOMI"

(Or: Shinichiro wakes up after being killed and meets his new mother, proceeds to fight God, becomes a Prodigy, Still can't get bitches, have a rich family, and is now German.... not in the order but still)

Notes:

This is not to be taken seriously! This is a mixture of comedy, angst, and straight crack.

Shinichiro is having the time of his life but is going to have the shock of his life later on.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Suddenly, I was reincarnated after being killed by my brother's friend and wake up as a baby to a very beautiful mother who he will fight God for!!

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Now Shinichiro knows his family is weird

Can you blame him though?

He has a father and mother that love each other, yet somehow they always hurt each other

His father cheated and got a kid out of it, sure he was angry for the disrespect his father did to his mom, but Emma was a blessing

His mother loved a man who caused her more pain than anything and well, that kind of set a weird relationship lesson to their children

They were strong people, despite their flaws, could be anyone with just their voice and smile

It was terrifying when he first saw his mother bitch slap a woman with her voice when they tried to criticize her 

(But so cool, he loved his mother)

His father could blanky stare at a man with saying nor doing anything and those people would bow

(Awesome!   Still doesn’t mean he forgives him)

His younger brother, Izana (doesn’t matter that he’s not by blood, he’s family) was borderline insane and strong enough to fight Superman

(He felt bad for anyone who even tried to pick a fight… They deserve it hehe)

His other younger brother, Mikey, was a psychopath (It scared him sometimes but he never hesitate to turn his eyes away from the chaos he cause and was quick to defend him) and was even stronger than the gods themselves

(Holy crap that guy flew and that concrete wall crumbled… HOW?!)

His grandfather, which holy shit, was a material art master and the reason why his younger siblings could fight in the first place

(He’s the patriarch for a reason ya’ll)

He too was turning a blind eye to the chaos the children caused

His sister, Emma, sweet and loving as she was, would not hesitate to put a man twice her size down

And she didn't even need to use her hands

(She just liked their mother… he’s so proud)

And him…

(Ya’ll why is life so unfair… ain’t bout this favoritism)


What was death like?

Shinichiro didn’t know

BUT he sure as hell knows that he’s not supposed to be alive cause that’s the opposite of dead

And yet, he saw the light but it turned out to be the other side of a tunnel that he never wants to talk about again

(Ya’ll he got no bitches and yet the only vagina he saw was his mother and she was giving birth to him, wtf man… ain’t no way)

That being said, he was just born and he was already turning a blind eye to everything

(The Gods out here picking a fight… bout to die again just to fight them)

His mother was pretty… it was weird… because he had a mother and this new mother is a man

Should he call him father? But he gave birth to him, so he’s a mother? 

Mather

Fother

Mapa… Mapa sound nice

Mapa it is ya’ll 

Mapa was pretty, beautiful even, wtf… that ain’t normal like how is he so pretty

Midnight hair, curly and wild (Mapa is a foreigner)

(Oh my god! If Mapa is a foreigner, that MEANS HE’S A FOREIGNER!)

Mapa has the bluest eyes he ever saw, so blue that it put the sky to shame

So blue that the ocean level rose because it welp from the sheer bluest it was

(Mapa has blue eyes and it was pretty, in simple terms)

He was pale but tanned easily

(Yes he was watching his Mapa, can you blame him though, he’s a baby… what is he gonna do?)

Mapa is sweet, like sugary sweet, full of loving words and comfort

A warm blanket on a winter night

Mapa was loving, but firm

He taught him to respect, be kind, and never let anyone tell him who he is

He never lectured him unless it was necessary

Mapa… was a wonderful parent and did everything he could despite being the only one to raise him

Where is his other parent? NO idea, but if that motherfucker (Literally) comes here, Shinichiro is gonna summon his inner Mikey and kick that fucker straight to the ocean

Shinichiro wanted to be angry at himself though… he felt like he was betraying Sakurako

(But like a slap in the face, his mother comes to his dreams and tells him to live his second life happily

And he cried saying sorry because he never wanted to replace her, but all Sakurako does is hugs him and tell him 

“I’ll always be your mother, Chiro, and nothing will change that. But, there is always room in your heart for more love and your Mapa deserves that. Plus don’t think of it as replacing but gaining more family”

And Shinichiro accepted that and fully opened his heart to his Mapa 

(He pretends he doesn’t feel the tears on his shoulder, feeling horrible for making his Mapa think he didn’t love him))