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Glamrock freddy violently ejected Deimos from his like weird chest sopace thingy in shock. he didnt realize anyone was even inside him before cig smoke started coming through th e seamsn in his body, and he was also shocked that a whole ass grown man could fit inside of his chest that was made for large cakes and medium sized children at best. Deimos screamed like a little ngirl bevcause when he was forced out his cig accidentally got directly into his eye. suddenly, satan appeared and astarted fortnite dancing on deimos as glam fred watched nin hororor. "omg you huys canjt be here after hours you'll die!!! quick kets get to the exit before 12 hits" he whipped and naenae'd to which the pther two agreed and started rushing to the door but it hit 12pm ans so they couldnt escape and needed to find another way!!!

Deimos looked at satan. “Ur smoking hot” he said. “Thanks” Satan replied “can I smoke you” dedmos asked and Satan gasped. “What?” De Mos smiled and “that wasn’t a no” so Dei grabbed Satan and started smoking him . “AAAAAAAAAAAA” Satan sobbed how was he getting beaten by a w weird gray man!?!?!?!?!?!? Glamrock Freddy looked back at them “stop.” They all stopped. “Why did you stop” “you told us to stop” “no stop” “stop” “no” “stop” “no stop” they all went back and forth and back and forth and then VANNY!!1!1?1!!?!2?2!3!?? OH EM GER!?1!1!1!!!! Vanny corrupted Glamrock Freddy and Satan and Deimos ran away sobbing and sobbing and crying and sobbing as Glamrock Freddy and vanny chased them. “NOOOOOOOOO IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU SMOKING HOT SATAB” “SHUT THE E UP NOT THE TIME” Satan responddd.

Deimos ran and cried and solved and tripped, you didn't notice deimos was holding soap...he dropped the soap...so everyone gasped and saw Satan walking up to deimos and started smoking all of deimos cigarettes, glamrock and vanny caught up to them and beat the shit out of Satan and deimos, A rock fell from the sky somehow and hit glamrock in the head so hard, then it bounced to vanny head, they both fell on top of Satan and deimos, they suffocated and cried and sob, so they started smoking each other cuz they thought they was gonna die, and then the earth broke in half and they fell through earth, yes all 4 of them

suddenly jebus rose up from the middle of the earf and saved deimos and satan, flying them to the moon which was covered in piss because of egg man so iyt smel.t really bad. satan and deimos then gpt married and Jeremy Harrington "Jerma985" officiated the weddidng,. they built colonies on the moon and everything was going well until one day vanny came back a nd ytarted beating tghe everliving shit out of deimos and satan and jebus but then jerma grabbed her, chopped her up in a meat grinder, and thus the only thing left of her was her eyeball so she was probably dead. Deimos thanked jerma for saving him and divorced satan to marry Jerma which made Satan cry but then jebus was like "its ok pookie bear i love you willk you nmarry nme" so theyt got married and yet again jerma offictaed it. Deimos and Satabn made up and became friends and the four ruled over the new moon colonies and eveyone loved thjem and everyone was happy and there wsnothing t0o be upset about. until there was (dun dun dunnn) because JESUS came to the MOOn and challened jebus to a fight for Satan's love and they started fighting and Jebus pulle dhis famous "stinky deadly fart" move which immediatly killed jesus again meaning jebus was the vicctor anf won satan's love for ever. also white hank was there slaying as she should and she was also second in command. or fifth i guess because jebus, satan, deimos and jerma ruled the moon colony. they all lived happily forver the end/

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Flamingo flamingoed in his flamingo colored flamingo. Booty Whatever entered through the window. Flamingo flamingoing in his flamingo colored flamingo stared at creak with a wide eyed ectremememenenemene. “Wanna watch this hot guy with me” flamingo who flamingoed in his flamingo colored flamingo asked to the booty cheek creak freak. What happens next will shock you!

The booty creak cheek freak said, "want some free buns?". Flamingo who flamingoed in his colored flamingo said, "Yes I want free buns, are they honeybuns" The boots creak cheek freak said. "Yes" he looked flamingo who flamingoed in his colored flamingo up and down, then the booty creak cheek freak said, "come with me, I'll give you all the free honey buns you want".

littke did flamingo know the booty cheek creak freak did not intend on giving him free honey buns, and instead, was goimg to ytrick him into going along in his plan of mannapping moistcrtikial, aka charlie, because he was too based and moistpilled. BCCF lured flamibngop to his evil lair that looked like it was quite literally ripped out of a horror movie or some shit i dont even fucking know. spme shit happened and eventually they were hiding in charlie's gaming room as he recorded a video coming out as a sigma mal,e. they suddenly jumped on him but charloe's power was so strong that were immediatly inviscerated into dust and chatrlie wnt back to what hje was dpoing,. albert and BCCF got rebirthed and albert was mad at BCCF for hgaving sucn a dumbass fuckiung plan so he got married to booty creak cheek freak's mom, miss freak, to get back at them

Albert looked lovingly at miss big Booty creak big cheek unfreak, “ur sons very ugly” he saided. “I know.” Miss BBCBCU )big booty creak big cheek unfreak) said, rolled her eyes at the mention of her STUPID DUMB UFLT son, “I tried making him sell FREE honeybuns but he made them UNFREE!!!!” Miss BBCBCU screeched, flamingos eardrums bursted. “I NEVER LOCED YOU!!1!1!!1” they screamed at eachother. BCCF stared at shock shocked shock before that one guy started coming down from the heavens. “What” they stared at eachother and then they stared and BCCF was first to break. Dumb. “Whay@ Booty creak cheek freak cried out to his mother, miss BBCBCU. She pointed at BCCF “ur adopted.” Everyone gasped and looked between BBCBCU and BCCF with a shocked look. “WHAT!?!!!” BCCF screamed and BCCF jumped BBCBCU with an angry angry look. “GGRGRGG G RR UR NOT MY MOTHER “ “correct I am not bc ur adopted” she smirked at BCCF.

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Hank and sanford walking home late at night, They heard something in the bush, a stranger popped out and sanford and hank hugged each other and screaming like little girls "ITS THE BOOTY CREEK CHEEK FREAK" they ran for their life's, they banged on the door for deimos to open, hank turned around and saw the booty creek cheek freak and pissed himself, deimos was sleeping on the couch so he didn't hear them, sanford screamed like a girl while hank was unconscious

deimos woke up confused and let the two little bitcjed inside his home when he noticed the BCCF ojutside his house. he stared blushing against his will whcich confirsed hank and sanford . "omg why r you here,,,," deimos looked away dramatically. "bro dont tell me you and the booty creek cheak freak are exes.:" hank and sanford deadpanned as deimos walked over to the BCCF (booty creak cheek frre3ak). "I know, but i had to see you again.... im sorry for all those things i said bae... im sorry for chasing you freidsn with th intestions oif stealing their asses... please take me back i didnt mean all those mean words i said!!!!" they (nonbinaru BCCF real) cried loudly, looking at his bare ass stanky crusty dusty toes that stunk to high heaven. "i forgive you bbg" deimos smiled as the two immediatly began pro creating on their lawn. hank and sanford screamed, blocking their eyes as they ran around wildly trying to get away from the two nblm lovers becausede god . it was not a orettgy sight ill telll you that much

“Grgrgrgrrr who’s a good person” Deimos grgrgrrrrowlinged in BCCF’s ear before turning to the other two. “Join us.” “No.” “Join us.” “NO.” They went back and forth until the sun set and rises so many times. BCCF got tired and consumed Deimos WHOLE!!1!1!1 (not Vore.) Hank and sanfords eyes shot out their eyes and they screamed and ran like a cartoon and they looked down and there was a cliff and they comically fell down. Boing boing boing they bounced like a bouncy ball boing boing boing. “I’s this how we live life” Sanford askeded hank hank sighed and nodded. “What was that?” Sanford asked unable to see hnak nodding. Because they were boinging too much. “No” hank responded. “Yes” “no.” “Yez.” “No.” Then rhey hit the bottom of the cliff with a big bounce and they bounced and the bounced back to the top right beside BCCF.

They screamed even louder and ran so fast, sanfords bandana was floating in the air so he reached his hand out 100 miles and grabbed it, the BCCF grabbed onto sanford hand and dragged him into the cave, hank kept running 100 miles per hour in fear, he didn't notice that sanford was gone until he said "omg was that the BCCF1!1!1! He looked behind him and heard clapping in the cave,he screamed like a little girl and when he checked the cave, he saw sanford and BCCF singing a song, they made rhythm by clapping their hands together, hank joined in and all 3 of them were dancing and singing mlp theme song

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amongus was having a sleepover and invited fall guy and baldi baldimore basics. so basically everyone arrived to the amongus airship skeld map and they were in the med bay talking and baldi was like "we should play spin the bottle uwu" he giggled cutely and fall guy blushed brightly and amongus agreed to play because he was gtettng kind of bored anyways. baldi pulled a bottle out of his ass and they sdtarted playing the game. amongus spinned first andf landed on baldi so they kissed but joked about it haha. then it was baldi turn and he spubn th bpttle and it landed on..., fall guY~!! fall guy blushed again

and then he smiled awkwardly at baldi who leaned in and they kissed vcutely which made fall guy very happy!!!!!!!!! baldi pulled away blushing citely and thought about making a gacha heat louve story about him and fall guy. "wait lets play truth or dare turn the bottle instead becaus theres only 3 of us." amongused sussed sussily . the three played happily aand not much happene d for a little while.
PROMPT: HAPPY NEW
suddenly amonbgus spinned the bottle and it landed epically on fall guy, who was like "ill do dare TwT" yes they did infact say "TWT" out liuyd. "do you have a vrush on baldi baldimore big-ass basics" amongus asked. fall guy started sweating really bad so bad in fact that a puddle started forming on the floor. "y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-Among Us in real life (sus, sus)
Among Us in real life (sus, sus)
Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew
Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do
Gotta find the imposter as they try to sabotage
Who can we trust in this Among Us entourage?
Heard a sound, turned around, looking up, looking down
Then I find a dead body
Gotta blow the horn, emergency discussion, who should we believe?
Can't decide, so, now we leave, not sure what I'm about to see
Will it be a dead body? Still have a task I must complete
Who's the impostеr?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can wе trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
I'm a ghost, I'm my biggest fear, got killed by the imposter
I was playing in the game, but now I'm just a watcher
I'm paying attention using my 360 vision
If it gets quiet, I listen
Make sure there's nothing I'm missing
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
It wasn't me (or me)
It definitely wasn't me
No one can be trusted because someone is lying
We still have tasks to do, so, let's split up so we can win
Everyone is sus so let this last round begin
There's an imposter among us
Trying to take something from us
We're still over here working
While she's just ghosting above us
Someone's under suspicion
Sabotaging our mission
Doing my task in the kitchen
Until I stop, look, and listen
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
I'm the I-M-P-O-S-T-E-R, that's me
While everyone's doing tasks, I'm going through vents on a killing spree
Yeah, I'm sus in Among Us
We can discuss whoever took your life
But if you think you're running this game, oh-yeah
That's me holding this knife
I'm the imposter
Looking sus, who can we trust?
I'm the imposter
Looking sus, who can we trust?
I'm the imposter
Looking sus, who can we trust?
I'm the imposter-y-y-y-y-y-yes" fall guys sweated making baldi blush and get bouneur

baldi then fucking mauled fall guy, biting the everliving shit ouyt of his favce maing fall guys bleed excessively. baldi bit into fall guy's jugular, cutting it open and making him bleed even worse and basically die. amongus screamed and ran out of the room and into the main room and pressed the emergency button. "BALDI IMPOSTER HE KILLED FALL FGYT" amongus cried weepily . "no" baldi said back, making everyne take his side and eject amongus. baldi then bit every other amongus giving them rabies among several ther diseases that then killed them the end.

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booty cheek creak freak and nagito we're boyfriends in crime. they liked being fucked up and evil together but also being gay together because they're gay. anywways nagito and bccf (they/them) were in a class trial and bitchass hajime points out how the dead body had no ass and bccf was known to steal asses. hajime then pulled out the murder weapon, a knife in the shape of a penis. hahaha everyone laughed. "it was uhh that gay bitch right there fr" nagito said, poiting at bayakuya (i spelt his name wrong prolly sorry

"no
" he said and because hajime has main charcter syndrome he immediatly knew it was bccf. "yoou just hate im dating yer man you fucking shit" bccf said, which was partially true because hajime is a little shit. bccf then goot arretected by hajime and monokuma and was about to be fuckin like eliminated by an explosively stinky fart from a mechanical ass that looked like monokuma's for whatever ungodly fucking reason . Nagito screamed and cried and sobbed and pleaded and weeped and whined and begged and broke down so hard the glass broke and monokuma had tgo stop the elimination so that not everyone would die. bccf was safe for now.
PROMPT: ARRESTING
but not fo r long. monokuma decided to put a collar on bccf and walk them around like a dog until he decided a new punishment for both nagitoes and bccf. "bark" monokuma farded. "woof or something bruh" bccf did back, getting a treat for complying albeit badly, naigito cried still but not as bad as befpore because bccf wasnt you know dying n shit. monokuma tightened the collar and bccf frowned somehow i dont even know how because they have a literal ass for a face. "you are an ass" monokuma said. "yes"

bccf, monocuma, and nagito then played arsenal on roblox because they wree bored. monokuma kept getting domnated by bccf whos a good gamer, better than that half emo half not like other girls full on ugly bear. "lol im dominating you shitass" bccf said, making out with nagito but still winning because they're just that much of an epic gamer. monokuma gpt so much gamer rage because he was lossing he fucking exploded. bccf now didnt have to worry about them and their boyfriend fucking dyikng and everyone left the idland and bccf and nagito got married cooly the end <33333333

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"oh muyyy godd" tpord from hit webseries eddsworld excplainmed. "is that aether from hit metal band Ghost/?!" he said before walking over to the other, taller, man. "hey bbg you bthat one gay guy from ghost"

"theres multiple gay men in the band ghiost" aether replied

"atehr,"

"yes" aether said, nodding his head with such ferosity that a catagory 5 earthwuacky shook the earth makijng the entire buildingv they were in collapse (oh no!) so they ran away but tord was fucking crushed by devbrid and aether starteed vryimng. ":NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE; TORD FROM EDDSOWLRD!!!!!" aetehr cris, collapsing onto the ground imn front of the debris.

"not t6o fear mpreg man is here" mpreg

HELP ME TED WHAT EGEBNFIGK-STAR

Mperg said heirroricly placing a hand on its stomach.

"WITH THE PWER OF WHAT THE FUCK AM I, I WILL SAVE TORD FROM THE SHOE EDDSW9RLD" MPEF SAID STARTING TO SHIT OUT KIDS???

AETHER FROM THE HIT METAL BAND GJOST LOOKED IN SHOCL BEO WAS FUCKING FLABERGASTED LOOKING LIKE 😟 DEADASS.

MPREG THEN SHITTED OUT LOTTA FUCKING KIDS AND SOMEHOW SAVED TORD FROM EDDSWOARD BUT SEHOW HES STILL FUCKING DEAD??

"damn ratio plus L plus bros dead" your missing dad said gifflong into his neck

Aetjer from the hir band ghost is TSILL FUCKING SHOOM LIKE WHAT HE
HELL

GEKPL MENEMEMEMMEMEEMMEm- ETD

"hp0p0ofoofofoooopoghdoddoodoogioooodd " mpreg man said cvomiting out a fetiud

"do you nexd to go to the nhospiotal bro:" aether from hit metal band ghost sasked sexily
"my dick is rotting off"
"yeah thanks thatd be nice" m,preg man said falling to thebground and doing the wap and grounding his kids and having more kids and texting hot singles in his area and thist trapping and m,aking a youtube vlog and doing a deep dive and performing a concert and singing about the darkness at the heart of his love and dancing and playing fortnite and beating ninja in a fortnite 1v1 and cohosting on a podcast about maternity and doxxing people on 4chan and posting a reddit r/amitheasshole and posting to his instagram and writing the authors note for his 140k+ word slowburn well-written gay fanfiction about two anime characters and voice acting for a tv show and acting for a different tv show and watching a tv show and helping another person give birth and filing his taxes and working at his 9 to 5 and listening to squidward nose by cupcakKe and fighting a grizzly bear and sewing a hand bag and getting sponsered by gucci and rioting in the street and assassinating mr president and leaking birth fluids into a jar with a rainbow dash figure in it and cancelling a random man on twitter and drawing his magnum opus and getting his yearly physical and animating for his webseries and exploring a haunted house.

"ok calls 911" aether sayed

"did you just say "calls 911" outlou/?????

"hi i am the 911"

"no"

the end

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DAMN. I CANT THINK OF SHIT-note 

"Look man I see who you are but why the *Hell* do you wet paper ON THE WALL" Swiss yelled at MPREGNANT MAN looking stressed as ever.

"Why the hell not " Mpreg g

SRRY what to think of 😔

"swis  im pregnat"
 mpreg man

"yeah we fucking know you asshole how did you even get pregnant you have a whole dick and balls down theere:

"copias raidation blood turned me pregnant and i will be giving birth out of my cock hyole" mpreg man weeped and weeped and weeped so much that it actually began fkooding the entire world and swiss and him floated away into the horizon never to ever be seen of asgain until 10000000000000000000007 years lkater when mnpreg man gave birth to his 173527927756339228482+8378638/3746x3876386835378535785 child and tehre wqere so many children the flood was buolt over by children of all ages and shit so swiss and mpreg man began rebuilding the word out fo children and lived happily ever after as a married couple the end unless.... :explodonig head emoji:

Just kidding dumbdumbass asses :giggle" 

YOU THOUGH SWISS GONNA LIVE HAPPY??U THOUGHT WRONG

MPREG IS DEAD

SWISS IS LIVE

STAN SWISS🤯🤯
HIS KIDS DEAD TOO 

UMM
UMM
UMM SHIT 

MY TITTY POPED OUT OF MY B

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ca4rdial copia. a dog. "og my god. there sa fog." copia said,. tugging on terzos sleeve"terzo theres a fyucking dog look at the doggy"

"kill yourslef you gay ass faggot homosexual man liking dick sucker"

:"do u tuink;. i should go pet him. hehe" copia said waddling ove to the puppy. he began patting t6he puppy 

"ew queer" your dog said

"aww so coot such a cute little pupopy gnawwww"

:"stop toucghing me or im gonna shit in your pillow case" yoiuru dog said before biting copia making him bleed buit it wasnt norakl blood it was actually corrossive acid (copia was born next to a nuclear power plant and thus has no dick, balls, asshole and his blood is corrosive acid thats actually gives off of a lot of radiation but instead of killing people it just makes everyone gay and thats why all the ghouls are so queer its because their fucking leader is turning them gay with his radiiation acid blood that turns people gay)

"oowwwyyyyyy"

OMG TWD WHAT THE HELLL HOW U WRITE THIS IN 3 MIN- NOXNOTE

"YAAOOUUXHHHH THAR SHIT HURT." COPIA YELLEE SCEEEDHING LUKE THE DOORS MONSTER. "someone about to make me call PETA on my bitchass, finna turn this ho black and blue"

"Oh wow I'm soooo scared" your dog sarcastic said rolling its eyes. 

"Yeah you better be dumb dumb ass ass" copia throated grabbing a knife and staring at YOUR DOG.

"Bring it on QUEER" YOUR DOG said

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Basically their dad went out to the store to get milk but they waited a long time for him to get back but after a while they haven’t seen him in over 10 years with the milk because he left them and still searching for the milk. 😓
"He really left looking for that milk huh.." YOUR BROTHER said sadly rubbing his forehead similar to the singer tradavis dingle wiggle Scott the third. 

"Yea imagine loser" ARE YOU ADOPTED giggled slapping UOUR BROTHER

"you;re adopted." your brother said to are you adopted, before they started wwe wrestling 

"hey kids inbacl" father said, walking into the house witha  carton of milk but when he saw his two kids fighting he was so frightened and dissapointed he """"accidentally" spilled the milk and went out to get some more and maybe fuck your mother on the way

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it was late at night. that guy and the cock and ball tortuerer were doinug what you would prbably fucking expect ( cock and ball tprtuering). mounntain walked into the room and gasped in cock and hororor. "how could u That Guy................................................... i thought you loved me....................." mountain weeped and cried and peed and pissed and tinkled and pissed and other various ways to say he peepeed his pants. that guy got up (he was crying bevause his balls hurt bevcause they were being cocked and turtured by the cock and ball torturerer. ) and took a few steps towards mountain who covered his face his his hands dramatocally befoe runnig out of the room (running into a wall as he did) that guy - who is completely nude - followed him into the ministry and people watched inj shock and horror as That Guy's cock and balls swelled because they were just being tortutererd. "MOUNTAIN PLEASE CUM BACK!!! L:ET ME EXPLAIN BABYGIRL I PROMISE IT WASNT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKED!!!!!!!" That Guy cried, detaching his penis so he could run faster and catch up to the long-legged mountain who ran like god was tryna smash. actually i take that back anyone in the ministry would probably fuck god if given the chance. im ju7st trying to say he ran very fast pkayt shut UP. ANYWAYS. That Guy decided his best course of action to get mountain back was to seduce him with a song so he started singng the hottiest sexiest song he knww.

mouintainu was not interested in this. he was jealosus of cock and ball torturer and that guy having cock and ball torture sex. (understandable)  
mountain dramatically sings at the top of his lungs "I WISH TH ATWAS ME!!!!!" he starts (dramatically!) sobbing and falls to the floor on his knes. he grips That Guy's calves and starts sobbing harder, repeating how he wishes it was him. he would doa nything for That Guy to cock and ball torture him!!!! 
mountain had a very sad past with The Cock And Ball Torturer. they used ot be boyfriends in highschool or something like that. they constantly had cock and ball torture sex at 10:49 pm on saturdays. mountain loved it, almost as much as he loved The Cock And Ball Torturer. 
one day, mountain had gone to their usual spot, and he saw The Cock And Ball Torturer with another man!!!
that man was coincidentally That Guy! he was devastated. 
all tuhis brought bak the memories he wished to have forgotten. he starts sobbing and punching a wall and puking and violently spinning in circles. That Guy hugs him and whispers sweet nothingness into mountains ear to calm him down. 
mountain pushed Taht Guy away and kept violently spinning and sobbing and throwing up. until That Guy just huggedm mountain. moutnai n stopped for a moment, remembering all the good times with That Guy.

mountain stared at That Guy and asked "will u torture my balls :((((..........." and That guy nodded happily because he had the honor of torturing mountains balls once more before he exploded or somethinf. so That Guy started to torture mountains balls. later that night mountain went home and wrote about the experience in his sparkly pink fuzzy diary with a lock he has been writing in for at least three (3) years. That guy knocked on mountains door at around 4:20pm and asked if mojntain wanted his balls tortured again and mountain (obviously) said yes. while mountaim was gettinf his balls tortured That Guy noticed the sparkly pink fuzzy diary on mountaisn nightstand and grabbed it because he wanted to know what was inside. unfortunately for That Guy the diary had a lovk so That Guy demanded that mohntain show him the diary. mountian responded with "BLEHHHH!!!! u cant make me :P" so That Guy angrily exploded.

That guy exploded so hard that he forgot that his balls (who were tortured by, you guessed it:the cock and balls torturer) feel off. Mountain exclaimed EWWW IT WAS A FAKE BALL ?? 
that guy started crying "I sweaqr i havwe balwss pleqaseeeq2" 
that moment mountain realized. If he wanted a guy to torture his balls, he had to have balls to be tortured.
So he went in with pennywise, and said "do u want your balls tortured" 
"what the jiggle jiggle fuck" penny said, as he showed his great gigantic nipples.
mountain then thougth, ''What if i put your nipples in your balls" 
penny agreed, and soon after mountain was torturing pennywise's ball nipple while sucking his clown stuff or whateva

that was a very good night for them. pennywise was ery tired nd now had nipple balls that had been tortured.
mountain started dramatically thinking of the fake balls that That Guy had. 
no wonder That Guy wouldnt let him torture his balls. his bals wer fake...
mountain fondled with the (fake, very fallen off) balls. pennywise reassured mountaim like they were ina therapy session. "its ok baby girl. u have me."

years passed. That Guy died and penny and mountain had lived a very nice life of torturing each others balls. 
mountain visited That Guy's grave frequently. he glued his fake bals onto his grave (which hefound nice at first, now its jsut fnny).
penny and mountain lived happly every after. the end (said dramatically like in a disney movie). roll ending credits

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FUCK  BALLS SHIT
you (lucifer) were watching a movie and eating some hella good popcorn you got from target for 7.99
the movie featured terzo from the hit band ghost as the starring role. this was your favorite movie. you love it you love it!!!!!
as you were watching the movie you get a notification on your phone. its a new video from Markiplier! you love markiplier as much as you love this movie (maybe).
you look at the title. your eyes widen, your mouth dropped to the fucking floor. "MARK IS MAKING AN ONLYFANS????" you scream to yourself. what the FUCK???????
you pause the movie. you are bamboozled, flabberghasted even. youve been waiting for this day since you got extracted from the coochay! you know how jaw droppingly attractive markiplier is. you are so excited you nearly explode.
you watch the video. its stating you must get his two podcasts he is featured in #1 on the podcast charts on both spotify and apple podcasts. the world is lucky your father did not want to get you spotify premium and instead got you an apple music subscription. you opened apple podcasts for the first time, ever. shit is crusty, dusty, and atroscious. 
you have only listened to three (3) podcasts in your life. and they were all murder documentaries or some shit like that! youve never dedicated your entire life to listening to the same 2 podcasts daily in order to meet markipliers requirements of making an onlyfans!
you sit back in your crusty ass chair and turn the tv show back on. for some reason, looking at terzos sexy ass on the screen reminds you of markiplier. how does this work? i dont know. dont ask me. youre probably just thinking of markiplier right now because of the video he uploaded.
you turn on your phone and pause the movie for the second time. this is the first time youve ever paused your favorite movie. you realize a sex scene was coming up.
you turn on distractible on your phone and set it to mute. you then turn on the tv and watch whatever sex scene imaginable. sex!!! you love sex! especially after watching the same sex scene in this movie featuring terzo. you wish that lady was you. god damn!!!!
sex! 
ok im done bye

sex. SEX. sex. sex. sex!!!!!!. sex sex sex sex sex *explodes* sex!!!!! sex :P sex!! sex sex sex. sex! sex??????? sex. sex!! sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex! sex!!!!! SEX!

you keep yelling sex, but then you slowly realize who terzo is busting it down sexual style.
that hair looks so familiar..
and those eyes..
wait..you have seen those male tits before..
MARKIPLIER ?!!@¡#?-!
thats rigth. you just found out about the secret sex scene in this movie where terzo and markiplier fuck. 
you open twitter bc thats the only place where you say dumb shit and you are shocked to see the nost impactfull shit ever.
markiplier has dmed you.
and it says
hello my name is markiplier
and i like to invite you to my wedding with terzo as a gift for supporting my onlyfans
WHAT THE BALLS you scream as you realize you are now the pope marrying them in the most horny wedding ever.
you question your life choices, you sigh, and say
"i declare you fuckers"
And so mark hands his 30 big plus poosy slimmy ultra max toe curling yellow dildo to make you pee yourself while him and terzo fuck.
Seriously what is even happening Youre not even the y/n of the story

you start crying watching mark and terzo procreate in front of the wedding guests. 9 months later have passed and currently terzo is giving birth through his cockhole. It was actually fucking horrifying to watch like it was really gross and probably extremely painful on Terzo's end if you had to guess by his screaming and crying. You were helping him give birth because the other doctors didn't know what to do because they didn't even know mpreg was possible or that anyone would ever give birth thru their cockhole. After manyy manyyyyy hours Terzo finally gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named Terziplier. Mark and Terzo cried tears pf joy as they held their baby and you left the room to give them some alone time. Eventually Terzo and Markiplier got double married and lived a happy life in a beautiful house and had a few more children together. You lived with them as well and helped care for the kids, house and pets when they couldn't because of their jobs. Eventually you became their mistress and the kids were told that you actually gave birth to them so they didn't have the mental image of cockhole birth. Everyone is happy.

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plushia came in the mailbox of the fartsniffers house, BUT WHAT A SURPRISE IT WAS that he had. Cat pussy. Thats rigth you heard me Cat ears. BUT THE SNIFFERS HATED CATBOYS !! what will they do ?? Father poops said "we gotta exorcise him" But boobpal said "NOOO HES JUST A LITTLE PUSSY BOY" oh dear this is so sad . Boobpal takes plushia to her room and cries because in the inside, she is A catboy. YEAAAH UNFORTUNATE !! then she says "plushia, if only my family would understand how my diarrhea affects my brain and turns me into the pussy boy i am..." she started crying and plushia became fairy godmother and said "POP THAT PUSSY GIRLLLL" and turned her into a pusser. But..wait..plushia..PLUSHIA NOOOO *plushias diarrhea consumes him and he shits himself so hard he explodes" NONONOOOOOOOO HOW UNFORTUNATE I BET YOUR CRYING
oh brw the fartsniffers were actually milk serial killers that had lactose intolerance

( i feel like i should mentionn the fartsniffers killed weezer and took their place and kidnapped ivor from mcsm in canon )

"guys what if i were maybe perhaps by chance hypothetically possibly a c-c-c-c-cc-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-"

"KJUST SPIT IT OUT OH MY GOD THIS IS MY LAST STRAW. YOURE SO FUCKING ANNOYING I BWISH YOU WERE NEVER FUCKING BORN YOUO UGLY SHIT EATING PUSSY BITCH. YOU GET ZEERROOO PUSSY AND ZEEROOO COCK AND YOU STUTTER LIKE THE READER IN A FUCKING CREEPYPASTA FANFICTION ON WATTPAD THAT WAS UPLOADED IN FUCKING 2018. NOBODY LIKES YOU WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE." fartsniffer #3 said to fartsniffer #2

"what if i were a catb oy" fartsniffer #2 said cutely kawaiiiliy and smol beanily. Fartsniffer #4 got a gun and shot Fartsniffer #2 36 times as the other fartsniffers and plushia watched unshocke. plushia twerked which distracted the remainling farsniferrs as they started thrpowing their money and vakuabkles at him and then sudnndely they were all at a strip club and plushia was dancing and everyone loved him and then suddenly plushia became copia and eberyionge threw even more money and valuables to theppiunt peopel were gejuinely throwing golden bars on the stage for whatever fucking reason bruh. i dont know whatever copias a stripper now his stripper name is mr. tiityballs he sucks dick (hes gay)

as copia (mr titty balls) was danncing sudnel yit converted fartsniffer #4 into a catboy. the other remaining fartsniffers pissed their pants in shock. 
sudednly... they al similtaniously thought to themsevles... 
catboys .. r kidna hot.

fartsniffer the first started drooling. he tried to knock skme sense into himself nut he realized that he secretly loved catboys. he was ashamde of himself, for he ha dalways been known as catboy H8R!!!!!! his tumblr blog was named catboyh8r. 

he grabbed the gun fartsniffer #4 used to kill fartsniffer #2 and shot himself. suddenly everyones ears were ringing and fartsniffe r the firsts' body had turned into a catboy. 

fartsniffer #3 stays true to her name. she stabs the body 28 times. 
sudnely the police are here because their neighbors heard all the noys

"whats going on in heare fartsniffer-" the policeman pauses and realizes there were dead catboys on the floor
"what the fuck" he drops his gun and processes what the fuck he just saw. "w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-why did you do it?????????" the policeman stuttered. clearly he did not have any self confidence. 

"i HATE HATE HATE HATE HATA AHETHEHEHATTHETE CATBOYS!!!!"!!!!"" fartsniffer #3 goes insane and starts throwing shit.

copia looks over and stops stripping. he throws pixie dust at fartsniffer #3. or should i say...
catboy #3.

all alogn their secret identities wer catboys. they wanted to be the only catboys ont he planet.

but they didnt know that they all were catboys on the inside... 

the policeman stares at now catboy #3. sexy music or something plays in the background. he looks catboy #3 up and down (sexily)
catboy #3 is flushed. what was going on?? was it time to embrace her tre inner catboy? 

"NO!!!!!" catboy #3 screams to herself. "I WILL NOT BECOME A CATBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screams and cries. this wsasnt wahat she intended to become. 
she then realized... tbere was a full moon out. 

this was her true iner self.''

catboy #3 quickly began her transition into a catboy as she grew cat ears and a tail. she was HORRIFIED about what had happened to her
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! I DOTN WANT 2 BE A CATBOY!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed and cried and shitted and nearly exploded but then she began to accept her unfortunate fate that is a catboy
"oh no....... im now............ a....... c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-catboy..................." 
she realized that the policeman was still starimg at her when he said "hey bbg............." fartsniffer #3 tucked her hair behind her ears and smirked at the policeman

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professor stein was walking home one day when suddenly a wasps nest fell out of the sky onto his head. he fell to the ground in despair as at least 14 wasps swarmed around his face and stung him. his face was soon swollen and covered in red, painful bumps. he cried for help when booty creak cheek freak found him rolling around on the ground in pain. booty creak cheek freak gasped with horror at the sight of steins horrifyingly swollen face. booty creak cheek freak quickly dialed copias number because they knew copia studied nursing for 2 years. copia rushed to booty creak cheek freak and stein and quickly got stein to the local urgent care.

but whats this ?? Professor stein cannot feel his ass cheeks. "fuck piss balls" he says, worried that he migth not feel his glorious pounds again. Copia and him rush to the hospital, But nothing is possible in this moment.
"i have a idea" copia says. They went to the clergy, sat professor stein butt naked while he starts flying 
PADRE NUESTRO QUE ESTAS EN LOS CIELOS copia yells while brushing his teeth. professor stein is moan--i mean screaming bc of this obviously not pleaseant thing. Then..it ends.
but...now..PROFESSOR STEIN IS NOW A BEE WITH A HUMAN BUTT !!

"wow thats. wow okay. okay yeah wow sure." BCCF said before dialing their boyfriends number (nagito komaeda) and leaving with him in his despair mobile leaving copia to care for the human ass having bee that was professor stein. copia weeped in horror and fear and shock and pain because the sight was just so absolutely, utterly, indescribably hprrendounms. i meant to type horrendous how did i fuck that shit up so badly, ANYWHS. copia ran out of the room with prof. stein following him, calling for him to come back and tend to him because he was sicj and needed a  nurse and all the other nurses didnt wany to care for himm bceuase he was so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so fucking uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Copia just ran and ran and ran for as fast and for as long as he could and he ran until his legs ached with pain and his heart was palpitating. he was out of breath from rnning so damn long. copia looked behgind him to see no other than professor stein looking unchanged floating in thee air with his bee wings. "copia pls" jhe begged and copia screamed like a little girl and passed out in shock.

2 hours later copia worke u p with prof stein flying above him with his voluptuous human ass. "w-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what the fuck" copia says rubbing his now balding head
"u passed out in the middle of nowhere" prof stein looks at copia worringly. 
"oh" copia is now having a very dramatic 1998 movie type flashback to what happened befor ehe passed out.
"wait a minute why tf are you speaking ur a bee" copia looked to prof stein. 
"jsut because ima bee with a fat human ass doesnt mean that i cant speak" prof stein looked to copia (dramatically).
copia took 10 minutes to process this. "doyou know how i can fix this before i turn into a bee with an ass too" copia rubbed his  verry bumpy face from al the bee stings.
"youre goging to have to go to the lake of sexiness. it is a very long walk from here." prof stein said. "ill make the hike" copia says confidfenylyy.
prof stein points in a direction to walk. copia walks in that dirction dramatically day and night like in a dramatic movie from 2008. 

days have passed. he has climbed mountains (or it felt liek it. in reality he has walked 2 miles)
copia was making it. he had like half a mile left.
but he was tired and hungy. he has been surviving off of bread hes gotten from varius towns. 
he falls to the floor in exhaustion. he rubs his bumpy ass forehead. he could feel it inside him, he was slowly transforming, he only had so much time left.

he had to keep going if he wantef to remain papa emerittities the fourth. eh cant be papa merittities the fourhtt if he is a bee with a fat human ass.
he grabs a stick that he has decided is his new emotional support stick and keeps going.

30 minutes later because in reality half a mile isnt that far, he has arrived to the lake of sexiness.

the lake is full of sexy men, women and nonbinary pals who are hot as hell. Waitwait thats not important im turning into a fucking bee- Copia says
he runs and runs and runs and runs and funs AND RUNS to the lake, and drinks the water. A sexy guy looks at him, wtf you doing-he says
isnt this what i have to do? Copia says, turning into a yellow zebra with his panties taken away from his big human ass
"You dont have to drink the water silly, you have to drink The Piss !!"
What. What the fuck why do i have to drink pi
before copia can reply, the guy pees on his bald massive head, making the peego into his eyes. Copia thinks in this guy and how hes gonna murder him afterwards, but then...
HE IS BEAUTIFULL AGAIN.
HE IS GORGEOUS.
HE IS EMERITITTIES THE FOURTH.
oh and he developed a piss kink

He tells proffesor stein about what he has to do, to wich he replies "what the frick i aint letting a man piss on me, i already did ball torture"
And so..he stays as a bee with a huge human ass. So copia does what any person would do
Stabs him uncontrolably until not even the ass has life, and professor stein dies.
Damm, what a poor butt man

Lesson is, never go seek bees. They will make your children drink pee

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Bccf and nagitoes are undercaocver spies ina a seret operation to out monokuma as a gay catboy who has  abig massive fart crush on flamnigo albertstuff albert aretz (his full name) and and and uh uhhhhhhhhh 9i had someone else in mind but i fr just forgor dni. the other person is now moistcritikal charlie penguinz0 (also his full name)

okay so right now they're in monokumas room looking through his stuff and they fiended his diary!!!!!!! when Butt creak cheek freak took the diary they noticed thet that thatattt the bottom of the drawrwer was a FAEKKKKKKKKKKKKK so they immeditaly tried claing the bototm open. "no" nagito said before rying bccf's hands away form the draewers. "i know these trick." nagito said grabbing a pen and doing the stipid light yagami thing you know the one. speaking of light wouldnnt it be funny if he was a monokkuma fanbouy thatd be so fucking hilarious im using that idea for another shitpost someday. 

okay so they relized that monokumas actual diarpee was in  the fake bottom and not a death note so they began reading it because it was unlcoed because monokuma is afycking dumbass little bitch.

bccf and nagito took many many pictures of the stuff in mpnokumas diary before taking both the real one and the fake one. nt that they needed it with all the pictures the tpook they just wanted to cause chaos in monokumas life for payback on when he tried to kill bccf and take him away from nagito. "i love you" nagito nagitold bccf. bccf's ass cheeks blush. theyre face is their as btw for those who still dont know. how dont u know yer dumbass kys. okay so nagito and bccf ran back to ther secrent agent base which was literally randy dialtown's trashcan (so rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and yeah whatever monokuma found out his stupid ass diaryies was missing so he looked on his phone for its trakcer and found out exactly where it was and when he got to the place he was very confused to see that it was in a trashcan so he opened the trashcan and saw nagito and bccf and immeiadtaly ot very very angry rememebering how they bea him at videosgames in one of the prevous chapters of his horrendous book on ao3,.ucm. so the three started fighting and crying and peeing and punching and biting and slapping and hitting and beating and getting pregnant and giiving birth and im just now realixing how much mpreg i put into my stories im so sorry about that guys i cant help it  its in my blood xoxo

anywyays so after all of that the three went to couples therapy because they also onfessed their undying love for each other (enemies to lovers <3) so whetever theyre at therapy and the therapist genuine;y helpes them sort out there or0bemas and monokuma was able to get his new boyfiends to quit their jobs as secret agents and become salespeople for his new MLM called monokumas balls where monokuma and neil cicicreegea sell peicees of human flesh and organs in jars with honey that the meat has been marinating in for a hundred years (accoridn to mr cicirega) and also i have no fucking clue where im going with this shit anymore. okay so basically all the chara ters from literallly all the past shitposts buy into this mlm and when they find out theyre getting scamemd they get very angry. grrr. "i hate fags" your dog says. "i also hate fags" your dad says. "im that guy" that guy that guys. everyone is angry so they kill monokuma, lemon demon, bccf, nagiro and they also kill deimos for good measur which makes his husband very sad but not that sad because he's just gonjna ressurecet deimos like a true gay king. everyone is happy agaim. the end

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Lucifer screamed and yelled as Copia came out on stage. The other WWMM🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈GC members shushed them as Copia came out. “SO yeah im gay” copia said. “Omg guyes hes gay” lucifer also said. This is shit id write on frantic fanfcition buty im writing this shit on google dicks what has my life come to bruh. Im brot. Bored. Im not bread in german sorry xoxo. ANYWAYS so like uh. Lucifer did a fucking BACKFLIP in excitemenet and he got up so high that the oeike around them gasped in suprisde and thought that he was like. Gonna crowd surf sp yeah they yoinked him out of the air and Lucifer behan crowd surfing.

“How did we get here, weren’t we all just talking in the group chat?” Sam asked, confused by the sudden change in scenery. 

“Pee” brahms. 

“I dee kay but i dee see this is fun 🏳️🌈” i (tedrickson) (teddy reickson) replied.

“Did you just say gay pride emoji out loud.” Sam questioned, confused on to how Ted was able to vocalize an emoji. 

“penisfaer
“

Lucifer was then thrown onto stage and knocked down copia and his ghouls like they were fucking bowling pins. The crowed was shocked and starting cheering because luci got a strike or whatever. Copia was mad that he got knocked down so him and luci started wrestling as Zeil and Max came down from the heavens above and began being like the wrestling match announcers i dont know what theyre called leave me alone. “GRAAAAAAAA LET ME GOOUYHHHH” luci screamt. Copia did not listen and began biting luci but not in like a hot way you weirdo freak of nature. 

“As you can see folks these two gays are wrestling for the love of their fathers,” zeil descrived the action that was happen as max wrote emo poetry about the fight in the bg. No hate to u azrael love u and ur emo poety baba grill<3. Also max’s other name is azraell and i will be using both interchangeably same w luci and sodo. “Ted thats hard to raed!!!!!!!!!!” eat shit and get herpes i dont care :shrugging emoji: 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 i forgot wha herpes is sorry if its like something weird or some shit anyways my ass hurts lets get back into this absolutely elegantly written, mysterious, attention captivating story about the amazing people in the WWMM🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈GC.

So after a while omen got fucking bored watching the fight so omen teamed up w mars and the two cralded on the stage and began having a 2v2 (omen & mars v copia & luci) so luci and copia teamt up with one another to have the tiem of ther lives fighting omen and mars

The four began fighting but eventually everyone in thenc rowed left in boredom and so the only people eft where the members of ghost and the members of the WWMM🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈GC and veenetually the police showerd up and everyone ran so they wouldnt get #arrested. They then all pitched in to buy a house in the alps like the mountains and lived appily ever ever still dighting like a  bunch of little QUEEERRRSSS the end xoxoxoxoxo. 🏳️🌈 hope you enjoyed like and subscribe for more !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!