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INTERLUDE THREE – The Perfect World
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Hey there fellow traveller!
Welcome To Etheria! This handy brochure handed to you by our friendly and approachable staff will help on your holiday vacation or school trip to our beautiful perfect little world. On the next page you will see a list of breath-taking locations to visit with your family and loved ones, and activities with which to form unforgettable memories! Perhaps you’d like to visit the cotton candy fields (no pollen, no hay-fever!). Or perhaps take a tour of Mysticore The Academy of Magic and watch the firework spells display and marvel at colours you never knew existed! Swim with mermaids (avoid the sirens). Fly on the backs of pegasuses/pegasi! And who knows, maybe if you’re lucky you just might see a local sword-wielding celebrate ;)
Note: When you look outside your window once you’ve arrives at our orbit you might see the remains of The Horde armada. DO NOT BE ALERT. All the warships are decommissioned and disarmed. They are in the process of being scrapped and dismantled, vanquishing the last remanence of Horde Prime once and for all. They are simply yet another historic landmark for you to observe. Take pictures of the site which marked The Fall of Horde Prime! And don’t worry about the surviving clone populous; they are harmless without Prime’s telepathic power. All clones are cared for; given proper necessary shelter and sustenance and mental-health counselling, as well as the necessary cult-deprogramming required ;]
And now, a few words from our Queen:
‘Welcome To Etheria, my friends! The safest, the kindest, the warmest, and most beautiful world in this arm of the galaxy. My heart swells to see our lonely little planet finally reconnecting with the rest of our gorgeous universe. I greet you with open arms. And let it be known; no matter your race, creed, form, planetary identity, gender, or sexual orientation – when you are here on this soil you will be treated with love, respect, and like one of our own. Now, go on, don’t let me keep you. Go and experience our perfect world.’