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There once was a ship that put to sea
and the captains name was Mr Finiginy
and he was sailing off to jupiter
TOO BE THE GREATEST SAILOR ALIVE
he brought only one other crew member and supplies to last only for a year
the crew members name is Mr Qinsland
They sailed across perilous seas
and fought horrific sea monsters
through the satellite and shiny stars
the two braved it all
for tomorrow may not come
the put the whole heart and soul into making a PB & J SandwhichS
to feed over an entire army
none of them became fat though
they actually became really skinny, like paper
beacause they had a puppy and that made them SKINNNNYYYY
therefore they all wore SKINNYYYYYYYYY JEANSSSSS
with a white singlet
AND CROCS
with socks
and with lots of those black rings that emos wear
and the chains
having that said a huge baby with a robot arm came an tried to bash their ship
but the ship quickly grew wings and flew to Neverland
and in Neverland the was a huge chocolate fountain
that the two brothers crashed into and made the brown chocolate turn green
Why? you ask well because they were aliens from outer space and anything they touched turned green
so peter pan was a bit mad
and he gave Tinkerbell the thumbs up to slice them in half with a machete
and so she flew over their with her teeny tiny little wings and...
swung a giant birthday cake 6 times the size of her at their faces
and BANG their head swing off and hit start floating own the now green chocolate river
they're fine though they have detachable heads cuz they are terminators 48753849590238.45-320859-32ver
so they use there expandable arms and reach out to grab there heads and twist them on just right
then they walk backwards towards the fairy and shove her into a remaining bit of the cake and throw that piece of cake into the river
then peter pan screamas at the lost of his 85298039480th girfriend
and dived in after her. They were never seen again
~THE END~