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There’s candlelight and moonlight all around us
You’re looking in her eyes
You hold his hand underneath the table
And I can’t disguise the way I feel:
I’m flattered by your invitations
But tonight, I‘ve had enough
‘Cause it's always you and her, and him and you
Just two, plus your friend Gus
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, Gus
Do-do-do-do-do-do, it’s nuts
How you always rope me in
To all your weekly date nights
You took us to a garden and a soccer game
Which I thought was pretty cool.
But when I caught you linking pinkies on that beach
I belatedly realized I’d been a fool
I would just leave you an illusion
To get out of your hair
But there’s just one tiny problem;
You know when I’m not there
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, please
Do-do-do-do, just let me leave
I don’t wanna be wheel three
In all your lovely date nights
It's not that I don't like you both
But you two are totally better alone, together
You can make things pretty great
So I’ll leave you two
I’ll leave you to
Get on with your date
You say my presence matters, and I’m truly flattered
Though I think you’ll be alright;
You can hang without me for an hour or three
But try to drag me back, and I will put up a fight
Look, you’re a great couple of witches
And I like to be with you
But if it's always you and you, and your friend Gus
I don’t know what I’ll-
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, Gus
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Why don’t you just go be with your partner?
No need for…
Gus