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Children of the Peas

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A poem I wrote when I was really bored, waiting for my sister to get back from a band trip. I had the idea of a second hand Children of the Corn, and just ran with it.

I originally posted this in 2004.

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We are mean and we are rough
We may be kids but we are tough
We live how we want and do what we please
We are the children of the peas

Go ahead and laugh, we feed off scorn
We're just as bad as those kids o' corn
'Cause they're just stalks blowing in the breeze
But we're the children of the peas

So technically our folks aren't dead
We asked them to leave and they went ahead
But we'll still bring you to your knees
'Cause we're the children of the peas

We know you mock us, but you'll believe
We'll come to your town and you'll want us to leave
Heed my words, I do not tease
Fear the children of the peas