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wills fat himognus ass cheeks made a schlapping noise as he jumped off of thr couch in mikss basemwnt with a frighht!!!! becuase hse had teensy tinsy shorts on, half of his boot y cheeks hung out. miek lickied his lisp and slaped the cheek woth all his might and ot caused will to go flying across the room, quickly dying of all hsi bones being broken and all of his organs fialing at once. mike screamed bloody mruser and ran to his beloved willie poo. "n ...no my hubby poo!!!!!;! please awake up!!!! will wakre up?!!!!!!! WILLL!!!!" he yelled and his throat shattersd into a trillon billion peices.
suddenly eleven burst theiugh the door tot the stinky basemtn and screamed cried. "NO MY BROTHER!!!! MY LITTLE FAGGITY WAGGITY BROTHER ÙwÚ!!!!!!" sheh ran to his side and began to heterosexually use her epic magic powdrs to revive her gay broter. suddenly his choclatey brown hazel orbs flickered open and he batted his long luscious eyelashes at his mikey. "oh mikey u savrd me!!!!!" he said gayly.
eleven suddelbyl started flaoting jnto the sky!!!!!!!! will gasped cutely and tugged on her little toes to try to bringher back down... but she started scrwmaig angrily. "NO !!! U HOMOSEXUAL U STOLE MY BKYFRIEND I HATE U U ARE LIKE PAPA FRJWNDS DOMT LIKE!!!!" SHE BARKED AND USED BER EPIC OWIERS TO SLAM WILL INTO THE WALL INSTANTLY DECAPITIATING HIM BUT BECUASE HE WAS BUOLTY DIFFERENT HE SIPMPLY WALKED IT OFF.
mike sjddenyl ran to his beloved willy.and kissed him on the lips as eeleven went mentally insane. she screamed and commited mass murder . "haha we are gay and i stole your man ." will said cutely. he was mikeys little bean uwu cinnamon roll. mike began to blush furusouly. "u are my little omega" he growled in an alpha vocice. it made will creaeam hsis pants. "WOAH! thats rlly hot my alpha" will said hotly .. eleven was still commiting mass murder in the backgriund but they didnt care
"thats it im iut ofg hwre!" she shoueted and ran away heterosexually. "go to a pride parade u fairies!!!"
will gasoed and fainted at the homophobic commentts she made. he whipped out his iphone at a starlitng speed and mike screamed bexause it was the eighties and iphones didnt exist ywt. he fell to the grkund cryingg becaaude of this. will furiously typed at insane speeds and he hit send on a tweet.
"eleven is a gay hater. kill her now. #cancrlerd" was whar the tweet said. within half a second, eleven died instantaneously. mike, hwho recovered from his mental brekakdown, swept his lovely littlw omega will into a breathtakingly gay kiss. "mwah;" he said .
rhe end