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The day was bright and lively as the sun was shining down on Detroit and happily Blurr was washing the dishes while his two partners talked about the cute things they had seen while at the store. Blurr thought that today could be quite the relaxing day without too much to think about or worry about... That was until Bumblebee brought up a very certain thing they had seen yesterday...
"Oh shocks! Do you remember seeing those cute little pajamas for protoforms? I know they were human sized and typically we don't wear clothes, but they were so adorable! I mean could you imagine one day a sparkling of our own wearing those?"
Blurr instantly froze at the sudden question and as he turned around he saw Shockwave excitedly nod in agreement. "Oh yes, I would love to dress our sparkling up in such adorable clothing! I quite liked the little bumblebee themed ones they had. Did you see those?" "Yes! Yes I did they were adorable!"
Blurr gulped silently continuing his task when suddenly Bumblebee turned to him. "What do you think Blurr? Wouldn't it be adorable to see our sparkling wearing clothes like the humans do?"
Turning to his husband Blurr's gaze quickly wandered around the room as he tried to think of a decent response that truly... Captured the feelings he had on the topic of sparklings. "W-well... Of course yes but I mean should we be talking about that right now? I mean who knows when we'll be in a good place to have a child heh... Could be years for all we know!" He stammered.
"Are you... Nervous about the idea of having a sparkling dearest?" Shockwave inquired.
"What? Nervous? No, no you two obviously do want sparklings and I do too but I'm just saying you know... Think of the economy and stuff are we really ready for it?"
Shockwave and Bee paused glancing to each other with equal confusion and a bit of amusement at the way Blurr was clearly trying to cover up his anxiety. "Oh dearest, you're gonna scratch up that plate if you keep scrubbing it that frantically." Bee purred with a soft smile, Blurr froze then realized that Bee was right.
"Right uh... Sorry I just got distracted by the conversation..." He muttered putting down the poor dish and sighing realizing he was cornered here. "Alright so... I'm... Still really nervous about having a sparkling..."
"Awww, it's alright love, you don't have to make any hasty decisions, don't feel like you owe us a baby or anything of the sort..."
Despite the comforting words Blurr let out another sigh as he walked past his partners and out of the kitchen, sitting on the couch and looking at the ground. "But you two want kids, I know you do... And it's not like I don't but I just... I don't feel ready or prepared but at the same time what if I never feel prepared? I don't want to string you two along for that..."
Silence fell over the three bots as Blurr sat there, tense and anxious. He hadn't meant to ruin the fun mood of the previous conversation, sparklings had always been such a complicated subject for him... Especially with his upbringing...
"Hey dearest?"
Blurr jumped being snapped out of his thoughts as Bee suddenly climbed onto his lap, gently pressing his forehelm to Blurr's. "Uh, yea Sting?" Blurr asked, nervous about the way Bee was smiling towards him. "Who, is the cutest most loveliest bot in the world?" He asked tapping Blurr's chest playfully.
"Is it... You?"
"No, it's you silly!"
Blurr smiled looking away from Bee as he felt his face heat up, "You're too kind darling~" He said, before he looked over to see Shockwave slide up to his side. "He's right you know... And you wanna know the cutest thing about you?"
Blurr glanced between his two husbands now very aware that they were up to something. "I do wanna know, what is the cutest thing about me?" He asked smiling to Shockwave.
"It's your cute laugh!" Bee declared, pouncing on Blurr and tickling his frame suddenly causing Blurr to gasp and begin to laugh uncontrollably. "W-wait Bee! Please! Pahahahhaha! Please!"
Despite Blurr's desperate pleads, Shockwave was quick to assist Bee and he held Blurr down making sure he couldn't get away from him. "Gah! I k-knew -hahaha! I knew you two were pahaha! up to something! hah!"
Bee giggled, nuzzling Blurrs neck as he continued to tickle him. "Oh of course we were! We just can't have you feeling so down and out like that!~ Not our lovely amazingly adorable conjux~"
Blurr tried his best to respond but he could hardly breath in between his laughter and attempts to squirm his way out of Shockwave's hold. "P-please! Hah! Please I beg- pahaha! I beg for mercy!" He exclaimed and Bee slowed allowing the blue mech to catch his breath as Shockwave let him go.
"Hah... Oh primus... You two are too much..." Blurr purred snuggling into Shockwave and wrapping his arm around Bee. "We just wanted to cheer you up, is that such a crime?~" Shockwave purred petting Blurrs helm gently.
Blurr leaned into the petting rolling his optics playfully and relaxing as Shockwave wrapped his arms around him and Bee. "Primus I love you..."
"We love you too!" Bee replied nuzzling into both of his conjuxes. Shockwave chuckled transforming into his longarm form to give both of his conjuxes forehelm kisses. "We love you so much Blurr..."
As Blurr bathed in the warmth and love of his husbands he closed his optics and smiled. Perhaps having sparklings wouldn't be so bad as long as he had them beside him...