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The flag was raised high above the castle walls.
"Robot the First Mate must be in there!" Captain Dawn said.
"Captain Dawn and Sir Don, you're here!" Robot called from out the window. "But you have to be careful, the Evil Wizard is around here somewhere!"
"We'll save you Robot!" Sir Don yelled.
"Oh no you won't, Tornado Twins!" the Evil Wizard said, pouncing on them from behind. "Robot's going to be trapped in my magic castle forever!"
"Never!" Captain Dawn said, wiggling out of the Evil Wizard's grip and holding out her sword.
"Your swords can't defeat my magic water bombs!"
He threw them at the twins, and they exploded, covering them in water.
"Sir Don, your laser pistol!" Robot yelled.
"I got it!" Sir Don said, squirting it at the Evil Wizard.
"Lasers, my only weakness!" the Evil Wizard said, falling dramatically to the floor. Sir Don and Captain Dawn pounced on him.
"Oh no, they've got me!" the Evil Wizard said. "Quick, Fairy Princess, I need your help!"
The Fairy Princess stood up from her magic chair.
Wallace appeared in a flash.
"Wallace!" Dawn and Don cheered and rushed to hug him.
"Hey," he said. "The house is a mess, I thought..."
"It's from the puzzles!" Dawn said.
"The what?"
"The Evil Wizard captured Captain Dawn's first mate the robot," the Fairy Princess said.
"He's not a robot," Sir Don said. "That's just his name, he's actually a space crocodile."
"Yeah, Fairy Princess, he's a space crocodile," the Evil Wizard said. "And if they get the flag off my castle, it will undo my spell and turn it back into his spaceship and they can all escape."
"The flag is my bow-tie," Robot said.
"Right, sorry," the Fairy Princess said. "The Evil Wizard trapped Robot the space crocodile in his castle and Sir Don and Captain Dawn almost bested him, but he called for the Fairy Princess for help."
"But she's on our side," Captain Dawn said.
"Oh, yes, she helped them lots," the Fairy Princess said. "But now they don't know she's gong to betray them and use her tickle magic!"
The Fairy Princess grabbed Sir Don and Captain Dawn and started tickling them.
"Mama, stop!" Sir Don laughed.
"Wallace, help!" Captain Dawn said. "Shoot her with your lasers."
"Water pistol," Robot said.
Wallace took the laser from the Evil Wizard and squirted the Fairy Princess.
"Oh no, more lasers!" the Fairy Princess said and let go of them. "Not more lasers!"
"Wallace is the best at lasers," Sir Don said. "He's a laser dragon!
"A laser dragon?" Wallace asked.
"Not the laser dragon!" the Evil Wizard said. "Quick, Fairy Princess, we have to use the spaceship to escape."
"Quick, Laser Dragon, shoot them with your lasers so Captain Dawn and Sir Don can get to the flag," Robot said.
"Come on, Wallace," Captain Dawn said. "You can use my lasers, I've got a sword."
"Thanks," Wallace said, accepting the lasers.
"Ah, but watch out for my magic water bombs!" the Evil Wizard said, tossing some more and soaking Captain Dawn and Sir Don.
"Run quick," Wallace said.
He shot the two lasers at the Evil Wizard and the Fairy Princess. Both of them fell to the floor.
"It's too many lasers," the Evil Wizard said.
Sir Don grabbed the flag to turn the castle back into a spaceship.
"I got it!"
"Quick, jump in," Robot said. Sir Don jumped up onto his back. Robot almost fell over. "Careful, Donnie."
"Sorry, Daddy."
"It's okay. What about you, Captain Dawn, are you going to steer?"
"What about Wallace?" Captain Dawn asked.
"It's fine," Wallace said. "I will take these two to Goodness School so they won't be evil anymore."
"Oh no, not Goodness School," the Fairy Princess said.
"Yeah, and if you don't behave, he'll zap you with his lasers!" Sir Don said.
"Quick, Captain," Robot said. Captain Dawn scrambled into his lap.
"I'll fly us away from here," she said. The ship tilted from side to side. "We did it!"
"We did it!" Robot said. "But, Captain, watch out for those asteroids!"
"Asteroids!" Captain Dawn said.
"Hal, do you have asteroids left?" Robot asked.
"Right here," Pa said and tossed some more water balloons at them.
"They're exploding all around us," Sir Don said.
"Don't worry, Captain Dawn's the best pilot in the galaxy," Robot said. He moved them from side to side. "She'll fly us to safety, won't you, Dawnie."
"Yes," Captain Dawn said. "Duck, Sir Don and Robot, there's more asteroids!"