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unclaspedKahuna [UK] has created a group memo.
unclaspedKahuna [UK]
has annexed
gigantisDebilitation [GD]
into the conversation.
unclaspedKahuna [UK]
has annexed
animatedHumourist [AH]
into the conversation.
unclaspedKahuna [UK]
has annexed
windlessArtificer [WA]
into the conversation.
unclaspedKahuna [UK] has renamed the memo “>([laivan’s pale #arem]”.
UK: >([aight so]
animatedHumourist [AH] has riposted to “>([laivan’s pale #arem]”.
AH: XDXD I’m going to stop you right there before you get on with whatever bullshit you’ve managed to pull out of your ass today. XDXD
AH: XDXD What the fuck is wrong with you? XDXD
UK: >([dunno w#at u mean arcman]
UK: >([sfar s i’m aware there ain’t no problem]
UK: >([specially not w#it# me]
AH: XDXD What part of “Laivan’s pale harem” seems unproblematic to you? Is your head so full of gear grease, poker chips and shit that it can’t process the most BASIC of indecencies? XDXD
UK: >([my #ead isn’t full of poker c#ips]
UK: >([s full of gay]
AH: XDXD I am unfortunately VERY aware of that fact, thank you very much. And I loathe that I am. XDXD
UK: >([yea# u would wouldn’t ya]
AH: XDXD You do realise that this is only digging you a deeper grave, right? You’re aware that you’re just making your situation WORSE, right? XDXD
UK: >([may b]
UK: >([but if t#e last t#ing i get to see is your pissed off face t#en i t#ink i’ll be #aving a peaceful deat#]
AH: XDXD All Mother you’re insufferable. XDXD
UK: >([lmao yknow u love me]
animatedHumourist [AH] has tagged gigantisDebilitation [GD] .
AH: XDXD Please for the gods’ sake come get your spouse. They’ve gone off the rails again. XDXD
gigantisDebilitation [GD] has riposted to “>([laivan’s pale #arem]”.
GD: I /\m so, so sorry about them///
GD: Murrit stop being /\ fucking ev/\sive bitch///
GD: You know wh/\t you did///
UK: >([w#at]
UK: >([babe]
UK: >([i didn’t do a t#ing]
GD: Don’t pretend to be innocent///
GD: None of us /\re buying it///
UK: >([but baaaaaaabe]
GD: No, you’re be/\ring the consequences of your /\ctions now///
UK: >([ya’ll are so unfair smh]
AH: XDXD Maybe don’t bring your weird hentai bullshit into a place where it’s really not wanted next time. You’ll be doing yourself a favour. XDXD
UK: >([may b the favour was actually making u angry]
AH: XDXD And this helps you and/or your case HOW? XDXD
UK: >([ure cute w#en ure angry]
GD: Keep this up /\nd we’re bound to look fucking /\dor/\ble///
UK: >([good]
AH: XDXD That was a threat you idiot. XDXD
UK: >([lmao sure it was <3<]
AH: XDXD <3< XDXD
GD: <3<///
windlessArtificer [WA] has riposted to “>([laivan’s pale #arem]”.
WA: What– the fuck– is happening in here–
AH: XDXD Murrit. XDXD
GD: Murrit///
UK: >([bru#]
WA: God damn it–
windlessArtificer [WA] has renamed the memo “The Lads–”.
WA: There we go–
WA: Problem– solved–
WA: You guys can– chill out now–
GD: Th/\nk fuck///
AH: XDXD Laivan you’re an actual blessing. XDXD
WA: No problem–
WA: And Murrit–
WA: Stop it– before I bop you with a newspaper–
UK: >([t#is is fucking bullying]