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Orbot and Cubot were home alone. Waluigi and jupiter were out shopping in Manchester. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Ratchet (who was naturally with Clank) were out in London to watch Minions: Rise of Gru in tuxedos. Amy and Sticks were out swimming for the day. Scarecrow and Ariel were frolicking somewhere and Robotnik was down the pub, drinking to forget his Sonic 06 nipple suit. This left them to do what they needed to do. Orbot had been sick a lot more, was more thirsty and was somehow more… well, orby than usual.
'I just don't understand why,' said Cubot.
'Maybe it's as a result of yesterday.' Orbot looked his cuby yellow lover dead in the eyes and, after a long pause, finally said it.
'Cubot… I think I'm pregnant.'
'Well I suppose we should get a test then.'
They made a trip to Tesco to buy a pregnancy test. Well, Cubot did. Orbot was too busy being sick to do anything really. Seeing as he was a robot, he was throwing up a mix of biofuel and caramelized bolts, all of which the septic tank of the toilet did not like.
'Cubot… do you see that?'
'Yeah, it's a pregnancy test.'
'Do you know what 2 lines means?'
'Twins?'
'Quite possibly. Either way, I'm definitely pregnant.'
'Well then, we can get an abortion, easy.'
'No we can't! America banned abortion!'
'And? We live in a weird mix of the north and south of England, with a tiny bit of Glasgow and also Morbius ⁽ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᵐᵒʳᵇⁱⁿ' ᵗⁱᵐᵉ⁾. None of that is America.'
'Fine, I may as well say it… I planned this. I wanted to hear the hovering of a little dodecahedrobot, hear the giggling of a pentagonal prismbot, send square based pyrabot to school, all that malarkey.'
'But Orbot, we haven't properly planned for this! Children are expensive, and messy and they take up so much time!'
'Oh, I'm well aware of that, Cubot, I've saved up and you know me, I can be responsible. On top of that, I'm sure you can be responsible as well.' Orbot didn't mean to use a manipulation tactic, he did know Cubot could be responsible… at times, at least. And it seemed to work, because Cubot would have blushed, if he had blood.
'Alright… I suppose if things get to hard, we do have 12 other people that can help.'
The day was drawing closer and closer to a conclusion and everyone was beginning to come back home. The first 2 to arrive back were Amy and Sticks, who arrived back home in a blue 2016 Ford Fiesta. They immediately realised something was up.
'Cubot, be a dear and tell me where Orbot is, would you?' asked Amy, with a big grin.
'He's throwing up in the toilet.'
'Robots don't eat. Tell us where he really is or I'll dismember you and flush your face down the toilet,' said Sticks. She was holding him at… boomerang point, I suppose?
'No, really, you can check for yourself!'
Amy and Sticks gave each other looks that clearly said 'What kind of BS is this?' and reluctantly made their way to the toilet. To their disbelief, there, hovering over the toilet bowl, was Orbot, throwing up. The toilet had become blocked and was almost starting to overflow. It was not a pretty sight.
'You- can- tell them-' said Orbot, vomiting again.
'Tell us what?' asked Amy.
'Well… Orbot is pregnant and we want to keep the kid, just, please, don't tell Eggman,' explained Cubot.
Right after he said those words, Waluigi and jupitercl0uds arrived in a black 2005 Renault Clio. There was a light hum of songs from Milkshake Rocks! playing as they arrived. They bursted through to door, bags in their hands, jupiter singing Derek's Counting Song, Waluigi joining in for each 'Woah yeah'. Their bags were mostly filled with whatever they could afford, which was mostly cheap junk food. They put them down on the kitchen side and, upon realising the noise coming from the bathroom, decided to enter as well.
'What on earth?' exclaimed jupiter. Their glasses fell off as they said that.
'Orbot's pregnant, don't tell Eggman. He's been sick all day.'
'Oh my god, Orbot, have you got hyperemesis? My mum had that when she had my little brother. It was nasty. She had to bring carrier bags on her way to work to be sick into. Man, I'm so sorry for you.'
'What's hyperemesis?' asked Cubot.
'You're sick all the time because you're pregnant, and also dehydrated. Doesn't stop until you have the baby, and I think it can even go on for a tiny bit longer afterwards. Also, I don't know if this was just my little brother, which it probably was, but I remember he used to be sick all the time when he was a baby. Could have been as a result of it, but probably not. I'm not exactly an expert on it, I was really young when Mum was pregnant.'
'Please… Take me to an abortion clinic immediately… I can't stand another 9 months of this,' grunted Orbot.
idk how to end this so uh THE END
