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The interview that maybe…possibly… absolutely went south
Kinn, Porsche, Tankhun, Arm and Pol are sitting in front of the tv screen in Tankhun’s room, waiting for the first joined interview of their younger brothers to start live online.
“Fifty thousand baht that Kim’s going to mess up and reveal that they’re a couple,” Porsche suddenly says and places a stack of money on the table.
“Why? Because he really doesn’t mind who knows and grumbles each time the label tells him to hide it?”
“No, because you Theeranpanyakun’s are suckers for us Kittisawats.”
“Eighty thousand saying Porchay will slip up. It’s his first live interview after all and he was really nervous when they left,” Kinn argues and puts more money on the table. “Also, Kim knows what he’s doing. He’s unflappable.”
“I bet sixty thousand on Kim keeping it together. Family sticking together and all that,” Tankhun waves his hand in a bored manner and puts his money on the table.
“I’m with Khun Noo. Uhm, two thousand,” Pol says.
“Ten thousand against Khun Kim,” Arm joins in.
“Arm!” Tankhun looks scandalised, but his bodyguard just shrugs.
“Hush now, it’s starting,” Kinn says quickly when the intro of the show starts. First their brothers are going to perform their new single, then the interview will start.
*
Reporter: “This is shooting stars and today we’re here with newcomer and shooting star Porchay and one of the brightest stars in Thai music: Wik. Welcome and thank you for being here on this live show. That was amazing!”
@Porchaymylove: Can’t wait for it to be available! The harmonies are everything!
@THEKhun: You go my loves!
@biggestWIKfanever: He looks hot
@Porchayyyyyyyy: ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
Porchay smiles: “Thank you for having us, phi.”
Reporter: “You two are collaborating on your new song called “smile”, that we just heard. Can you tell us how this collaboration came to be and what the song is about?”
Wik: “We’re both signed to the same record label and they thought we would harmonise well together, so they offered us this collaboration.”
Porchay: “The song is about how there are different smiles and how they can mean different things. Sometimes it’s happiness, sometimes one’s just being polite or sometimes one smiles to hide that one is actually hurting.”
Reporter: “Can you show us your best smiles?”
Porchay beams brightly into the camera, while Kim merely smirks.
@Porchayyyyyyyy: ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
Reporter: “Is this your first time working together?”
Porchay nods: “Yes.”
Reporter: “And how long have you known each other?”
Wik: “For a while. We’re actually tied by family. Our brothers are married.”
@Porchayyyyyyyy: Awwww, they are basically brothers! And Porchay’s smile is sooooo sweet!
@WIK4life: I think it’s the first time I hear Wik actually answering questions with information and not just avoid them.
@Porchaymylove: They also have the same manager, advertise the same brands.
@Porchayyyyyyyy: ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
@THEKhun: Brothers? *ROFLMAO*
Reporter: “Oh, that’s great! Then let’s see how well you know each other and how compatible you are. We’ll give you a couple of questions that you answer on a count to three at the same time and we’ll see how much points you score.”
Porchay:“Alright!”
Wik: “Are we playing against each other or collectively scoring points?”
Porchay: “Either way, don’t cheat!”
Wik: “I don’t cheat!”
Porchay:“You always do.”
@biggestWIkfanever:Hate to say it but Wik always cheats in games. It’s common knowledge.
@Porchaymylove: You tell him, honey!
@Porchayyyyyyyy: they are so cute together! Lovers quarrel?!
@Porchayyyyyyyy: ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
@WIK4life: I wonder how many times he’ll say ‘no comment’ this time. It’s his go to.
Reporter: “First question: chocolate or vanilla?”
Chay: “Chocolate.”
Wik: “Vanilla.”
Porchay:“Vanilla? Why did you pick vanilla? You hate sweets!”
Wik: “Maybe I’m not talking about sweets.” Kim wiggles his eyebrows at the camera.
Porchay: “Oh my god!”
@WIK4life: WTF????
@Porchaymylove: so cringe
@THEKhun: SOOO CRINGE!!!! AGREED!
@All4you: Sexy Wik, me likey!
@Porchayyyyyyyy He’s so cute when he blushes!
Reporter: “Porchay, you like chocolate?”
Porchay: “Yes, in ice cream. Not so much in sweets.”
Reporter: “Two: Mountain or sea?”
Wik: “Mountain, it’s usually cooler.”
Porchay: “Beach, hands down. I love the beach.”
@Porchayyyyyyyy: ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ Me too! Take me to the beach!
Reporter: “Three: Up or down?”
Porchay: “Huh? Down, I guess.”
Wik: “Up”
Reporter: “Why did you pick down, Porchay?”
Porchay: “Because I’m down to earth?”
Reporter: “Wik, why up?”
Wik: “Sky’s the limit.”
Porchay snorts.
Wik: “What?”
Porchay: “You’re afraid of heights.”
Wik: “Am not.”
Porchay: “Are too! You nearly cry each time we have to step on a plane. And you actually cried on the ferris wheel.”
Wik: “It was the wind in my eyes. Next question!”
@Porchaymylove: LMAO Porchay! He’s soooo cheeky today. It’s fun. No more shy baby.
Reporter: “Ok, Four: Black or white?”
Wik: “Black.”
Porchay: “Black.”
Porchay, looks at Kim’s outfit and laughs: “No, surprise, I guess.”
Wik: “Hey, you picked it!” He stops, then says: “We had to coordinate, so we wouldn’t clash in front of the camera.”
@Patishere: Worst cover up ever. I repeat: Porchay picked out Wik’s outfit!
@marrymeWIK: They are so funny together
@Porchayyyyyyyy: Style me Porchay! I love you!
@Porchaymylove: Something fishy is going on here.
Reporter: “Five: Younger or older?”
Wik: “Younger”
Porchay: “Older.”
Reporter: “Wik, why younger?”
Wik: “I don’t know, just picked one. Maybe because I’m like Peter Pan?”
Porchay, chuckling: “Uhm, you wouldn’t fly. Ever. Heights, remember?”
Wik: …
Reporter: “Porchay, why older?”
Porchay: “I like being taken care of. You know, having someone look out for you and protect you and also be there with advice. That kind of thing.”
@Porchayyyyyyyy: Noooooo, I’m younger!
@Porchaymylove: tough luck! I’m older.
Reporter: “Six: Confess or be confessed to?”
Porchay: “Confess.”
Wik: “Confess.”
Porchay snorts, then starts laughing:“You?”
Wik: “Shut up!”
@Porchayyyyyyyy: Don’t insult my husband!
@WIK4life: I did not expect them to bicker so much, I LIVE!
@Porchaymylove: @Wik4life me too!
@biggestWIKfanever: Wik has had it with him hahahahaha
Reporter: “Seven: Cat or dog?”
Wik: “Cat.”
Porchay: “Neither. I’m allergic to both.”
Reporter: “Oh no, that’s too bad!”
Porchay:“Yeah, I’m still a bit upset about it. I only found out recently,” Porchay admits. “For my birthday Ki… a family member bought me a puppy as a surprise, but I barely held him when my eyes started tearing up and I couldn’t stop sneezing. Vegas, a cousin of mine then took him in and he's now living with him and his partner Pete. So they wanted to buy me a kitten instead, but sadly same reaction. An allergy test revealed I am pretty much allergic to all furry animals. I still miss that little dog.”
@All4you: Is Wik holding his hand?
@WIK4life Wtf?
@LOVEChayWIk: He is!!!! He is trying to comfort him.
@Porchaymylove: He is taking such good care of him
@Porchaymylove: Boyfriends, I’m telling you!
@WIK4life: Just wanna point out that Wik’s real name is KIM, in cased you all missed the near miss in Porchay’s tale.
@biggestWIKfanever:afkbohuafhalhjfalhadf
@Porchayyyyyyyy: OMG!
@lalaland: finally he lets go of his hand!
Reporter: “Eight: Night owl or early bird?”
Wik: “Night owl.”
Porchay: “Night owl.”
Wik: “I write best at night.”
Porchay: “I need at least three cups of coffee if anyone wakes me up before nine.”
Wik: “You need three cups of coffee no matter when you wake up.”
Porchay:“True.”
@Lalaland: Who here wants to bet that they have breakfast in bed together. Brothers my ass!
@WIK4life: I feel you sister!
Reporter: “Nine: Neat freak or slob?”
Wik laughs out loud: “You better answer that one truthfully! Neat freak.”
Porchay huffs: “Fine, slob. But not everyone grows up with maids cleaning up after them all the time.”
@LOVEChayWIk: I don’t think I’ve ever seen Wik laugh
@biggestWIKfanever: me neither
Wik: “Even more reason to pick up after yourself.”
Porchay: “I do!”
Wik: “Do not!”
Porchay:“Do!”
Wik: “You’re wearing my shirt because all of yours lie dirty somewhere on the bedroom floor!”
Reporter: “Uhm.”
Porchay: “It’s my shirt!”
Wik: “It’s not!”
Porchay: “It is! You just have the same.” He gives Kim a pointed look.
Wik: “Oh, yeah…. True. Your shirt then.”
@WIK4life: Wik has just become the worst liar in history
@Porchaymylove: : OMG they are sharing clothes
@biggestWIKfanever:afegfpiahfdslfhd
@LOVEChayWIk: It looks good on him
@All4you: Are they even the same size?
@Lalaland: Are we going to ignore that Wik just admitted to having been in Porchay’s bedroom? They are so fucking!
@THEKhun: Yup.
@theothergermancar: Please stop! Yuck!
Reporter: “Ten: Long hair or short hair?”
Porchay: “Short hair.”
Wik: “Short hair.”
Porchay: “What?”
Wik: “What?”
Porchay: “Then why did you threaten to shoot the barber when he tried to cut my hair?”
Wik: “He nearly cut it too short! It still needs to look a bit outgrown, because it makes you look like a fluffy duck.”
Porchay: “Your brother called me a “shaggy mutt” when we got back.”
Wik: “My brother has no taste.”
Porchay: “Now he’ll shoot you when we go back home.”
Wik: “I don’t care. Your hair shouldn’t be shorter than this.”
Porchay: “You’re the worst. So overbearing, no boundaries.”
Wik: “Uhm… you’re wearing my shirt?! Just saying…”
Porchay facepalms.
@THEKhun: He’s dead!
@biggestWIKfanever: did we know he had a brother? I’ve learned more here than the past 4 years of being a fan
@Lalaland: Am I being delusional or did they just admit to living together? 'When we go back home'????!!!!!
@WIK4life: Hey! No death threats you freak!
@Porchaymylove: Such bf behaviour!
@THEKhun: Don’t insult me you gremlin! WIK for life! Ha! You wish you’d known him his whole life!
Reporter: “Alright, next section will be to test how well you know each other. Write down the answer to the question about what you think is true for the other. Ready? Favourite food.”
Porchay: Steak. Still bloody
Wik: Pizza. As many toppings as possible.
Wik: “It’s called medium rare.”
Porchay: “More like just rare. Or raw.”
Wik: “Kissed by the flame.”
Porchay: “Basically still alive.”
Reporter: “One point for each”
Reporter: "Favourite drink"
Wik: Peach yoghurt drink
Porchay: Whisky
Wik: “Not the cheap kind. And always on ice, just to make that clear.”
Porchay: “Him and his brother love their whisky. They have some kind of weird contest going on, who finds the rarest one. Rich people.” Porchay rolls his eyes.
@biggestWIKfanever: Wik drinks?!
Wik: “Your yoghurt drink obsession takes up a whole shelf in the fridge! Rich people!”
Reporter: "One point each"
Reporter:" Favourite movie?"
Wik: Bambi
Porchay: The godfather
Porchay: “I don’t like the movie Bambi!”
Wik: “You should.”
Porchay: “I don’t look like Bambi!”
Wik: “You do. You even stumble around like Bambi.”
Porchay: “And you’re Thumper?”
Wik: “Nope. Definitely not.”
Porchay: “You look like Thumper.”
Wik: “Next question please.”
@Porchaymylove: Shipname: Bambi and his thumper?
@biggestWIKfanever: OMG he does!
Reporter: “One point for Porchay.”
Reporter: "Favourite song?"
Wik: Smile
Porchay: A song called you
Wik: “Yup, I like this song.”
Reporter: “It’s Porchay’s debut single, ins’t it?”
Wik: “Yes, it’s a great song.”
Porchay: “But ‘smile’ isn’t my favourite song. How full of myself would I be if I picked one of my own?”
Reporter: “What is your favourite song?”
Porchay: “It’s not released.”
Reporter: “So one of your own? You just said…”
Porchay: “One of Wik’s. He has a lot of unreleased material lying about.”
Reporter: “Is this song going to be on your next album, Wik?”
Wik: “I don’t know. I don’t know which song he’s talking about.”
Reporter: “Can you sing it for us, give us a preview if he tells you?”
Wik: “No.”
Reporter: “Maybe Porchay?”
Porchay: “Uhm… sure, if that’s ok with Wik?”
Wik: “Go ahead.”
Porchay: “If we keep looking at each other tonight. If we’re still holding hands today. If the whole world falls apart, that’s fine. Just you, just having you, no matter what. Even in a world without stars, the two of us will go forward. No matter how long, embrace me. Tonight is just us. Why Don't You Stay?”
Reporter: “Aw, that was beautiful.”
Porchay: “Thank you.”
Reporter: “You’re ok Wik?”
Wik: “Yes, just allergies.”
@biggestWIKfanever: I’m crying
@WIK4life: Wik is so gone for him it’s not even funny.
@WIK4life: and OMG… unreleased material!
@Porchaymylove: Porchay made Wik cry. OMG
Reporter: "One point for Porchay"
Reporter: "Most treasured possession?"
Wik: his necklace
Porchay: his car
Wik: “Close, but no.”
Porchay: “Really, what is it then?”
Wik: “The ring.”
Porchay: “Oh. Same here.”
Wik: “Not the necklace your brother gave you?”
Porchay: “No, the ring.”
Reporter: “No point for anyone.”
@WIK4life: If anyone ever needs a gif of heart eyes, make a screenshot of Wik here when Porchay said “no, the ring”.
@Porchaymylove: They’re married at this point, I’m telling you.
@Porchaymylove: or at least engaged.
Reporter: “Single or Taken?”
Porchay: not single
Wik: TAKEN!!!!
Porchay: “You don’t need to yell, you know.”
Wik: “I just wanted to let everyone know you’re taken. So taken. So very taken!”
Porchay: “I think people get it. I’m taken.” Porchay laughs. “So are you, though.”
Wik: “I’m not contesting that. My baby would make me sleep on the couch if I would.”
Porchay: “True.”
@biggestWIKfanever:Noooooooo!!! 😭 WIK CANT BE TAKEN
@Porchaymylove: told ya! Husbands!
Reporter: “Oh, you know them Porchay?”
Porchay: “Yes, I know them well.”
Reporter: “One point each.”
@WIK4life: Ok, I’m sure this is not a ship set up. This is the real deal. They are a couple. FACT
Reporter: “Characteristics of a person you’d date”
Wik: Older, hot, never boring, protective
Porchay: nice, hard working, standing up for themselves, patient
Wik: “You forgot hot!”
Porchay: “And you’re way off!”
Wik: “What? How am I way off?”
Reporter: “Porchay, how would you describe the person you would date?”
Porchay: “Protective is right, but, uhm, caring, sweet, giving, supportive, romantic, self-less and really really cute.”
Wik: “Cute? CUTE? I’m not cute!”
Reporter: “Oh my god!”
Porchay: “You’re such a simp!”
Wik: “Then go with that, but I am NOT CUTE!”
Porchay: “Note to our manager: I’m sorry! Note to my brother: You better buy me dinner after this, I just made you a lot of money!”
Wik: “You’re such a little shit!”
Porchay: “You love me for it”
Wik: “I do”
@WIK4life:🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@All4you:🤯🤯🤯🤯
@WIK4life: OMG
@Porchaymylove:I KNEW IT 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@Patishere: I wouldn't have missed this for the world. Skipping school was so worth it!
@biggestWIKfanever: 🫣🤯🤯🤯🤯🤬 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
@WIK4life: Best interview EVAH
@biggestWIkfanever: Love them so much! THE BEST😍 Can’t believe they’re in love for real.
@WIK4life: How cute are they?! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
@biggestWIkfanever: Their babies are gonna be the cutest!
@THEKhun: Wait, which of them won the game?
Reporter: “Wik and Porchay’s new single ‘Smile’ is out now! Thank you for watching!”
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