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Tobio’s obsidian wings spread out, flapping wildly, trying to escape. Hinata sat on his back, clinging tightly to his neck, “Hurry up Kageyama! We’re going to get caught, I can’t go back to jail again!” Hinata slapped the side of Tobio’s neck, as if that was going to make him go faster. “Quit hitting me, I’m going as fast as I can you piece of shit! You’re the one who said you weren’t banned in Fleabane!” Tobio flew higher, sure they had the advantage of hight, but arrows and spears still stabbed through the air, and practically flew towards Tobio and Hinata’s little freak show. “I thought they forgot! I seduced that princess, like...Six years ago!” Tobio dodged an arrowhead as it flung past him, “Yeah well they clearly didn’t, next time keep it in your fucking pants!” There was currently a large, and very upset army chasing after the two, the princess of Fleabane had caught Hinata’s eye, what didn’t catch Hinata’s eye was settling down and having kids. “I’m not a family man Tobio! I have commitment issues!” The princess didn’t like having a one night stand and then being alone in the morning, “I didn’t even know she was the princess! I thought she was some milk maid or something!” Tobio rolled his eyes, “Save your excuses, you dog, you’d sleep with anything with two legs” “That’s so insensitive Yamayama! What about disabled people, I don’t discriminate!” “You disgust me, you’re lucky I don’t drop you and let the people of Fleabane rip you to shreds” Hinata hugged Tobio’s neck and teased, “You wouldn’t do that you love me too much Tobio!” Tobio flipped to his side quickly, Hinata let out the shrill of a little girl before Tobio went back. “That’s not funny! I could’ve died! My blood would’ve been on your hands!” “I don’t have hands, quit being such a drama king” Tobio turned to face the people of Fleabane, they were too far below to hit them anymore. Tobio snickered, they all looked like a bunch of angry ants. “Tobio...Tobio!” “What! I swear to god sho-“ When Tobio turned to look at Hinata, he saw a massive hole in the sky. There were colors swirling around, and before he knew it Tobio and Shoyo were being sucked into the colorful mass. “Shitshitshit! Tobi-“