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Published:
2022-08-14
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2022-08-15
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Cleetus my little meow meow

Summary:

umm cleetus oneshot book (taking requests!!)
i only made this cause nobody else has made a fanfic about cleetus and im upset about it
read the ‘request rules’ chapter before making a request

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im sorry you had to lay your eyes on my fanfic (im not sorry)

Chapter 1: request rules

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REQUEST RULES

please read this before making a request

1. i will not write anything morally wrong (‘dead dove: do not eat’ morally wrong and things i personally disagree with)

2. i will not write any smut/porn, i will write jokes and such about it but never outright

3. i have the right to refuse your request

4. please keep in mind that i may not get the characters “right” as im a bit new to making fanfiction for fandoms

thats all!! just stick to these rules when making a request and we’ll be all fine and dandy! feel free to comment your requests

Chapter 2: cleetus runs you over

Summary:

this is really short but idc i needed to put a chapter out
title says it all, cleetus runs you over, cause he hates you idk

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reader pov

you and cleetus were hanging out as friends do when he drops a dollar out of his pocket. you notice he hasnt made any moves to grab it so you pick it up and pocket it when he wasnt looking. “oh hey partner, i just remembered i gotta go see mah friend” cleetus said before running away. you thought it was a bit weird cause he never runs cause hes FAT but you shrugged it off and started to walk home.

as you were walking home you hear a car speeding towards you and just as you turn your head the car runs you over. cleetus steps out of the car and seems oddly proud. “thats whatchu get for stealing mah dollar!” he exclaimed before fishing his hand into your pocket and taking his dollar back.

and then you die cause you got ran over and cleetus goes home with his dollar