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Maji LOVE % Speedrun
Monday 08/15 15:23
Tokiya: Which one of you fucks nutted on my Minions cosplay?
Ren: ur what
Ai: Your what.
Van: ur what?
Nagi: your WHAT?!???
Syo: YOUR WHAT
Kira: Your what?
Ranmaru: your what
Cecil: HELO P LL EASE I NEED DHELP SOMETHINF BAD DJIST HAPPENED
Reiji: your what :D
Reiji: aw i was too late :(
Cecil: REFN
Ren: hi yes it’s me refn
Cecil: REN IM MSKEJ SORIRUU CAMSUS ATETE YOURUE AMKNGUESS
Ren: camsus lmao
Ren: WAIT HE WHAT
Ai: Camsus ate your Among Us.
Ren: AIMI YOU ASS I ALREADY KNOW THAT I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED
Cecil: yku know how i askekd i to ouh if ui could bodorow yiur among usus nenodoorieds
Ren: yea i got that
Ren: never asked y tho
Cecil: i was planningg on makinfn a minio serieis withh themmn and pisyt itj onm yourujeb under an alias
Otoya: A series?? What kind?
Cecil: iit wans sipposw dro be kike the lpspw ones ;-;
Natsuki: Oh!!!!! The LPS videos!! I totally get you, Cecil-kun ^-^
Natsuki: By the way, when’s our next LPS Popular Rewatch Session?
Cecil: after i reocvver from myy bbraakkeddown
Natsuki: Do you want soup? I can make you some soup!
Masato: I can pitch in as well, Shinomiya.
Natsuki: Really :0???? Thanks so much, Masato-kun!
Cecil: soupp sound s yummmmyt………..
Natsuki: Soup it is ^-^!!!!!
Ren: ok back on track now
Ren: when the hell did baron cum in
Ai: Cum.
Van: cum
Eiichi: Cum
Ranmaru: cum
Yamato: cum
Ren: STFU ITS AUTOCORRECTS FAULT
Ai: Likely story.
Ren: bicth
Ai: Whore.
Syo: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR STUPID FIGURES OR NOT
Ren: im sowwy 🥺
Syo: shut up
Syo: you can go now cecil
Cecil: thank yuuuuu suoo
Cecil: i lemft theh tooum to gett sometthingf to estst andn then i camen badkck andn sawe camsjus thehhre
Cecil: saala thehe amoong usus werew gok e s
Cecil: andnd camsjsu tolfmd me thgat the giant helllybeans wenrnent ass chewey asx theu looked
Nagi: JELLYBEANS?!?!?? BITCH FR THOUGHT THEY WERE JELLYBEANS
Ranmaru: holymt shit i cannt fucking take this what a fucki g idiot lmao
Cecil: i told thims that he wjust ate among us but rhen thrhe gianst tentackdless forocoed theidire watsy outue of rhus mouthya
Reiji: MYU-CHAN??????
Nagi: TENTACLES????
Syo: OKAY WHAT THE FUCK
Ranmaru: OH HELL NO IM TAKING THE CAR
Otoya: EH
Van: GDJSFSHSVSHAJK????
Reiji: RAN RAN THAT CAR IS MY CAR
Kira: Oh.
Eiichi: THIS IS NOT AN II MOMENT
Ranmaru: YOU BETTER HOP IN BEFORE I LEAVE THEN
Ai: That was unexpected.
Ren: SO UR TELLIN ME THAT BARON ATE MY AMOGUS AND THEN BECAME THE IMPOSTER
Cecil: yyeysyahwhahh ;-;-;-;-;
Ren: AMOGUS IRL????? AND ITS NOT CLICKBAIT??????
Natsuki: Soup update!!! We got all the yummy veggies out and prepped ^-^
Ren: IM OUT CHIEF
Natsuki: Wait, why is everyone screaming?
Ai: Camsus ate Ren’s Among Us and became the Imposter.
Natsuki: Oh.
Natsuki: I have no idea what that means but I’ll act scared with you guys.
Natsuki: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Natsuki: How was that?
Nagi: beautiful
Natsuki: 🥰🥰🥰
Otoya: Natsuki this is serious!! Where are you and Masa?
Masato: We’re both in the kitchen making soup for Aijima.
Natsuki: Yep yep ^-^
Tokiya: Honestly I’m glad we’ve moved onto this.
Syo: you’re still on thin fucking ice minion fucker
Tokiya: Excuse you.
Camus: red sus
Nagi: WHAT
Yamato: FUCK HES HERE
Syo: GOD
Otoya: ME???
Camus: no
Eiichi: me?
Camus: no
Ranmaru: fuck you
Camus: yes
Ranmaru: im gonna kick uour ass
Ranmaru: dont give a shit if youre the imposter or not
Camus: sus
Cecil: RNAMAMRU SENPAII PLEMSS DOKNRR YOU MIFITH MAKEJE IT WORKDSE
Syo: PLEASE LISTEN TO HIM HES ROLLING IN A PUFDLE OF HIS OWN TEARS RIGHT NOW
Nagi: how are you gonna feel knowing that you’ll make the catboy cry harder?
Eiji: What…
Eiichi: EIJI YOURE HERE
Eiji: What’s going on?
Ranmaru: alright fine jesus fucking christ
Ranmaru: hey eiji
Otoya: Hey Eiji!
Ai: Hey, Eiji.
Van: hey eiji!!!
Eiji: Hi????
Eiji: What’s happening???
Reiji: hey eiji :D
Ai: Camsus ate Ren’s Among Us and became the Imposter and just called Ranmaru sus.
Reiji: :’)
Eiji: Hello to you as well, Kotobuki-san.
Reiji: :’D
Eiji: I see now.
Eiji: I don’t understand it, but I see now.
Yamato: honestly same
Yamato: i like got lost right after camus showed up
Ai: Camsus.
Yamato: no
Ai: Boo.
Ren: ba ;)
Ai: Camus, can you go after Ren instead?
Ren: WIAT AIMI NO IM SORRYY
Camus: orange is sus
Ren: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Van: hasta la vista bae
Nagi: thank fuck
Natsuki: Soup update 2!! We got the veggies in the soup. It’s time to make soup juice!
Ren: it’s soupin time
Ai: Camus.
Camus: vent
Ren: NO NONONONONO I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY
Ranmaru: btw it was me
Ranmaru: banana is perfect
Tokiya: You motherfucker
Ranmaru: jokes on you i ain’t into milfs
Tokiya: Camus-san please return to pursuing Kurosaki-san.
Ranmaru: WAIT WHAT
Camus: red sus
Ren: OH THANK GOD
Ranmaru: FUCK
Ren: ICHI IM GONNA KISS YOU SO HARD YOULL FEEL YOUR BONES CRACK
Tokiya: No thanks.
Ren: ;(
Eiji: I…
Eiji: I hear banging.
Eiichi: what.
Eiji: UM
Eiji: WHY ARE THERE TENTACLES COMING OUT OF THE VENT???
Cecil: iirss a sidie efrft of the amo g ise
Ren: WHAT
Reiji: OH NO
Yamato: FUCK
Ranmaru: GOD DAMNIT
Kira: Kinky.
Nagi: KIRA???????
Kira: It’s Van’s fault.
Van: 😇
Eiji: He shoved his tentacles through the ventilation system??
Ai: He did say vent.
Eiichi: EIJIIEIIIFIDIDJSJIIJSI
Eiichi: DONT DIE ON ME
Eiichi: IM GONNA SAVE YOUUIUUUH
Ranmaru: TRY N FUCKING GET ME BITCH
Ranmaru: BET YOU WONT
Camus: sus
Nagi: screaming crying
Syo: okay you know what i’m quitting the pacifism shit
Syo: GET READY TO TASTE MY FISTS FUCKER
Ren: OCHIBICHAN ILOVEYOU
Otoya: I can help fight too!!!
Yamato: maybe a human punching bag is okay every once in a while
Kira: Yamato.
Yamato: dont worry I won’t knock him out.
Yamato: anyways uh
Yamato: toodles
Nagi: toodles???
Yamato: van
Van: 😇😇
Eiichi: EIJI UPDATE I RESCUESD EIJI AND SHION
Eiji: I am now safe and okay :)
Nagi: you got shion too??
Eiichi: HE WAS SLEEPING RIGHT NEXT TO EIJI
Nagi: oh okay
Nagi: WAIT CAMUS COULD’VE KILLED SHION
Nagi: OH HELL NO I'M COMING FOR HIS ASS
Van: stay gold ponyboy!
Nagi: .
Van: ?
Nagi: you?
Van: me 😇😇😇
Natsuki: Soup update 3!!!! Soup is finished and Cecil-kun is enjoying it ^-^
Masato: Camus-senpai also seems to enjoy it.
Otoya: what
Tokiya: what
Ren: what
Syo: what
Reiji: what
Ranmaru: what
Ai: what
Eiichi: what
Kira: what
Nagi: what
Eiji: what
Van: what
Yamato: what
Shion: what’s going on?
Reiji: OMG I ACTUALLY MADE IT THIS TIME ;w;!!!!
Ai: Camsus ate Ren’s Among Us and became the Imposter and called Ranmaru sus and then called Ren sus and tried to vent with his tentacle mouth but finally got tamed through soup.
Shion: oh
Shion: you should take him to the hospital
Shion: sounds like something that needs to be checked out
Ai: …
Ai: God, we’re stupid.
Cecil: iimmm sororurye imm soro sorory i didnnt means fork any of thiso too happen
Ai: Not you, Cecil. You’re an angel and did nothing wrong.
Cecil: Ai-senpaiiiiii ;-;
Ai: Love you too.
Ren: me 2?
Ai: No.
Ren: 🥺
Van: well that was a doozy
Van: we worried over nothin yall!!!!!
Eiichi: sounds like every day of my life let’s go 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Eiji: Nii-san…
Kira: Eiichi…
Shion: eiichi…
Eiichi: its okay that part of me has lessened greatly because of all of you ❤️
Kira: :)
Yamato: glad that’s over
Yamato: can i have some soup too?
Natsuki: You better hurry, Myu-chan-senpai’s almost finished.
Yamato: got it i’ll be there
Shion: amakusa is glad to be of help
Otoya: Yay Shion :D!!!
Syo: i’m so glad you’re here
Masato: Should I call for an ambulance now?
Ranmaru: please
Tokiya: I’m still not over your unforgivable sin, Kurosaki-san.
Ranmaru: kiss my ass minion fucker
Ren: lmao