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“Oh fuck,” Eliza moaned softly, her black veins starting to recede as she and Willa were catching their breath after a good amount strenuous activity. “How do you get better at that? I didn’t think it was possible!”
“Look who’s talking,” Willa said with a light laugh. “I think I’m actually a little dizzy this time.” She held her arm out and let Eliza come in and cuddle with her as she pulled the blankets around them. It was dimly lit in her room at the wolf den and the two just listened to the quiet hum of nature just outside the door. “I have a feeling Wyatt and Wynter are going to complain tomorrow.”
Eliza laughed and looked up. “Maybe we could give them a good reason to complain then? There’s certainly more we could do…”
“Oh? Like what?” Willa flirted, bringing her closer to her by the knee.
“I mean, we may have been in every physical positon, already…but we could be a little less vanilla,” Eliza started playing with Willa’s white streak. “Maye we experiment with something a little more…kinky?”
“Kinky? Like…whips and chains?”
“Maybe,” she said. “I’m not totally against it…but also getting tied up…?”
“Oh? That would certainly be a look on you,” she said, looking her up and down hungrily. “What else?”
“Oh…tons of things we could discuss? Explore? I mean, there’s roleplay? Exhibitionism? Threesome?”
“Well, the threesome sounds interesting,” Willa said. “I’m guessing no men?”
“Well, I’m not opposed to penis havers…but yeah, no men. Still too gay for that.”
“Same,” she said with a little laugh. “But, how would that even happen?”
“I mean, we’d obviously both have to agree to that person,” Eliza said.
“And we’d need chemistry with them…”
“And most importantly, they’d have to want to join in,” she said. “Also, even if men were on the table, Zed and Bonzo would be so off the table that they’d be buried six feet under.”
Willa laughed again. “Alright, but until we find someone we both agree on…you mentioned getting tied up? You know I have rope…”
“Should’ve never doubted babe.”
“I’m just saying, I wouldn’t have Chris Hemsworth in the bedroom because he’s of the unfortunate gender,” Eliza said. “But he is the one who would get closest to the door.”
“You’re not even curious?”
“Oh, I’d want to see him naked if I got the opportunity, that’s for sure,” Eliza said. “But mostly out of curiosity. I mean, he’s got Bi Wife Energy and the feeling that he’s not compensating for anything, if you know what I mean, but…I just don’t know if I can overlook his man-ness.”
“Wow, I cannot believe you wouldn’t make an exception for Thor,” Willa laughed, throwing popcorn at her girlfriend.
“If it was Thor-Thor, I would. Like, the actual Marvel Superhero. But Chris…the lack of superpowers hurts him, unfortunately,” she said, trying to catch the popcorn in her mouth, but failing and instead picking it up from her lap. “However, I will grant you a hall pass with him should the opportunity ever arise.”
“Wow thanks, you’re so generous,” Willa laughed again. “So who would your hall pass be?”
“Easy, Tessa Thompson,” Eliza said, taking the popcorn from Willa’s bowl and popping it into her mouth. “I mean…look at her. Human, Valkyrie, or as a Men in Black Agent.”
“You have a type,” Willa said. “A very obvious one. Should I get a suit?”
“If you do it, I’ll propose on the spot. No lie,” she said with full seriousness. “I mean, you’d be ready for the wedding too.”
“Aww, you’re sweet,” she leaned over to kiss her. “But if you ever get Tessa Thompson in here, you are not ever having her alone.”
“Oh, she’d be in that threesome?”
“Oh yeah. I think she’d be a very tender lover.”
“No she wouldn’t and you know that!”
“...okay, maybe not?” Willa laughed. “Which you know is why I’d be more excited.”
“You’d be submissive to a total stranger?” Eliza asked. “You? The great Alpha Werewolf?”
“No…I’d be submissive to Valkyrie, King of Asgard,” Willa corrected. “King outranks Alpha. Especially if she’s a badass female warrior.”
“So, in our threesome, you’d require a badass female warrior who’s also a King?”
“Well I wouldn’t ‘require’ it,” she said. “But it would make being a submissive much easier.”
“But any hot lady or nonbinary buddy?”
“I’d be down to give it a try,” she said. “Just…not as a submissive.”
“Honestly, for Valkyrie, even I’d be submissive,” Eliza said.
“You submissive? I’d love to see that.”
“Oh, wanna try, my big, strong, werewolf queen?”
“Would you really be submissive to me?”
“Just make sure you’re using your full werewolf strength babe, because I’m going to go full zombie seeing you that amazingly sexy.”
“Okay you know the game is called fuck, marry, kill, right?” Willa said, holding Eliza close in bed while playing with her hair.
“The options you gave me were the Aceys,” Eliza said back. “Not even in a joke, or an alternate universe, or a post-nuclear waste world would I ever fuck or marry an Acey.”
“You know they’re not that bad…”
“They disabled my ZBand at the Homecoming Game to segregate the city again!” Eliza said. “And they did that by stealing my laptop!”
“You’re not that dangerous with a disabled ZBand. Maybe a little more uncontrollable and a whole lot stronger, but not like…killer…”
“Humans still think we’d eat a brain if we got the chance,” Eliza said. “Like we like it, and think it’s a delicacy.”
“The whole “cauliflower brains” marketing doesn’t help…”
“You think *we* came up with pink cauliflowers? Really?” Eliza asked. “That’s what humans made thinking we needed to be “tricked” into vegan brains.”
“Then why do you guys have it?”
“It’s still healthy and it kind of morphed into part of our culture. I mean, *I* personally hate cauliflower of any form, so I avoid those things like the plague.”
“You are the pinnacle of health,” she rolled her eyes.
“Excuse me! I eat other fruits and veggies just fine, thank you,” she said. “Besides, we were talking about how the Aceys are awful and I’d kill them all given those options.”
“Part of the game is picking the ones that you’re forced to marry or fuck too,” Willa said.
“Fine, kill myself and those three can do whatever they want,” she said.
“Not even as a joke?”
“Look, the Aceys may be hot, but I do have standards.”
“Even for our threesome?”
“Especially for our threesome!” Eliza said. “Hotness and their ability in bed cannot be our only standard! It’s got to be people we can tolerate well! They’ve got to also be kind, respectful, funny would be a plus…”
“Is this a threesome or a new relationship?” Willa asked. The question was a joke, but the silence that fell between them was serious. “Is this a new relationship?”
“I mean…we’d have to consider how it would be after at the very least,” she said. “But…would it be a one time thing?”
“Would it be bad if it wasn’t?” Willa asked back.
“I mean…it does bring up a lot of questions…”
“And we would definitely need a whole conversation…both when we’re clothed and when we aren’t…” Willa sighed and started playing with one of Eliza’s curls. “I mean, I do want to say that this conversation, regardless of the outcome, I still want to be with you. I know you’re the one for me.”
“Same here,” Eliza said. “But maybe it's not so much as *the* one, but…one of the ones?”
“It’s not unheard of for wolves to practice polyamory,” Willa said. “Not as common as it used to be, but it was.”
“Zombies…technically I don’t think any have been public, but we are relatively recently mutated humans, and humans have had a…let’s say complicated relationship with Polyamory throughout history.”
“And I’m pretty sure we’re the first Zombie-Werewolf couple,” Willa said. “You’d be okay with also being the first interspecies monster polyamorous partnership?”
“I mean…” Eliza sat up. “The way you put it that way, with all that stigma? The Racism and monsterphobia is far from gone, even in Seabrooke, and we’re going to have other things to think about Senior year, like the fact I’m not going to be here while I’m interning at Z-Tech…”
“Which, by the way, have I told you how proud I am of you for landing that?! Before you even graduated! And you’re still the valedictorian!”
“I did figure out how to hack four generations of ZBands…” Elisa said softly, but proudly with a small smile.
“And you’re going to use that big, beautiful, artificially electromagnetically stimulated brain to do amazing things for all monsters, I just know it.”
“You’re the best, babe,” she said, turning to kiss her. “So…opening up our relationship?”
“If you’re cool with it?”
“Then…we’ll definitely need to set ground rules, right? Like…no sex without each other’s approval.”
“Good, draw the line with what’s cheating and what’s not,” Willa said. “How about kissing?”
“Nothing past first base. Just enough to see if there’s chemistry. And we’re not officially dating until both of us approve of the new person.”
“One hundred percent,” Willa said. “Until then, we present the other with a crush to see if it goes farther.”
“And, open communication, however hard that may be with my internship. Like, obviously up to the second updates would be hard,” she admitted. “But as long as we’re being open about it whenever we can…”
“It sounds like a plan,” Willa said, pulling her in close and hugging her tightly. "And, we have to meet at least one time, all three of us, in person, before we can make anything close to a decision."
“Did you know you’re the best girlfriend ever?”
“I had a bit of a suspicion…”
“Dork.”
“Nerd.”
“I love you.”
Willa laughed and kissed her again. “I love you too.”