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3:04 PM — macy’s pride parade . . .
omega: guys
omega: guys
omega: GUYS PLS
omega: PLS IM FONNA DIE IF TOU DONT RESPIDN!!!!
alpha: hi
omega: omg hi robin *blushes and kicks feet*
alpha: what were you saying earlier 😭😭
omega: OH YEAH SO FUNNY STORY YOU KNOW THE GC NAME RIGHT?
alpha: . . . continue
omega: SO I BASICALLY OPENED THIS CHAT INFRONT OF MY DAD AND HE SAW THE NAME AND GAVE ME THE MOST CONCERNING LOOK EVER AND JUST SAID “oh.”
GRAAAAAAH: L you deserved it i hope he kicks you out next 🙏🙏
omega: STOP?? I LITERALLY WAS SHITTING BRICKS THAT WAS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING TO HAPPEN TO ME
eat my baseBALLS:wait wait you’re not out to him yet?
omega: NO??? ONLY YOU GUYS GWEN AND DONNA KNOW
eat my baseBALLS: oh L 🤣🤣
omega: BRUCE?? I THOUGJT WE WERE BFFS?? HWO COULD YOU 😞😞
eat my baseBALLS: dont care + didnt ask + ratio + get twerked on nerd
paperBALLS: um . . .
PAPERBALLS: ignoring that anyways!!
paperBALLS: love how vance appeared only to shit on finney
ka kaw: shoutout to vance fr
paperBALLS: hes my idol fr fr
ka kaw: ONG!!!
omega: I THOUGHT I WAS UR IDOL BILLY???
paperBALLS: not anymore.
omega: ….I HATE YOU ALL!!! (besides bruce ig…)
eat my baseBALLS: I GUESS??? 😓
omega: YEAH AFTER YOU RATIOD ME??? DICKBAG
alpha: wgat about me? 🙁🙁
ka kaw: oh naw robin punching the air rn
paperBALLS: robin going dark (real)
ka kaw: bros gonna post on snap “ all guys the same 😔🥀💔”
alpha: i hope you both kys
omega: NO WAIT ROBIN I LUV YOU I SWEAR I COULD NEVER HATE YOU !!!
alpha: omg i love you too finn :)
ka kaw: gags
paperBALLS: throws up
ka kaw: omg were just like eachother
paperBALLS: wanna makeout
ka kaw: WHAT
11:57 PM — macy’s pride parade . . .
ka kaw: why is this gc suddenly deader than my grandma
omega: 💀
ka kaw: OMG GRANDMA IS THAT YOU???
omega: STOP 😭😭
ka kaw: STOP?? JUST LIKE HOW MY GRANDMA STOPPED BREATHING
omega: UR SICK AND TWISTED
ka kaw: just like…
ka kaw: just like how she was sick and TWISTED her neck falling down the hospital stairs
omega: HELLO????
ka kaw: i giggled when she fell
omega: STOP WHY DO YOU HATE UR GRANDMA SO MUCH???
ka kaw: she was homophobic finney 🤷
omega: oh nvm continue hating on her
eat my baseBALLS: smoking that griffins grandma pack 😈😈🥶🥶🔥🔥
ka kaw: never type those emojis ever again tou freak.
eat my baseBALLS: 😿
omega: HOLY SHIT DID GRIFFIN HUST MAKE A TYPO?????
eat my baseBALLS: you say that as you make a typi
omega: NOT YOU TOO BRUCE 💔💔
eat my baseBALLS: LITERALLY JUMP OFF A CLIFF 🖕🖕🖕🖕
ka kaw: finneys terrible ass grammar rubbed off on us bruce..
eat my baseBALLS: oh god..
omega: OHHH MY GOD I LITERALLY HATE YOU BOTH SO MUCH
GRAAAAAAH: STFU IM TRYING TO SLEEP ASSHOLES
ka kaw: soweey vancey wancey 🥺🥺
eat my baseBALLS: dots
omega: ur an actual freak
GRAAAAAAH: Griffin Stagg im at your window with a knife.
ka kaw: no ur not nerrrd
ka kaw: oh my god
ka kaw: vance i would like to apologize for my actions in a 3 paragraph essay please dont hurt me
eat my baseBALLS: NO WAY???
omega: bro wasnt joking
omega: howd he get there so fast
eat my baseBALLS: he lives like one house away from him
omega: and you know this how bruce…?🤨🧐
eat my baseBALLS: um so you see
ka kaw: HELP ME PLEASE
ka kaw: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO SEE VANCE OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW FUCKING POUNDING ON THE GLASS WITH A KNIFE IN HIS HAND WHILE WEARING FUCKING BATMAN PJ PANTS???
eat my baseBALLS: omg hes wearing only pj pants..?
ka kaw: NO YOU HOMO HE HAS A FUCKING SHIRT ON
eat my baseBALLS: would look better without it tbh
omega: and thats why bruce has lost his phone privileges.
eat my baseBALLS: yet we dont talk about ur priv twitter.
omega: idk what twitter even is wdym haha…
ka kaw: HES STILL AT MY WINDOW GUYS?????