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Jason blushes as he looked at Samuel, ready to confess his love "hey uh Sam I love you"
48-year-old Jason didn't know Sam was actually a 13 year old but that didn't stop Jason. Samuel looks at Jason as if he were crazy, "what do you mean?! We're real estate workers"
The police sirens whorl in the background Whorl Whirl, "IIIIii-iiiiiii love you too" Sam takes out a gun and shoots the police. Jason and Samuel kiss.
While kissing the gun goes off one more time, and Jason drops dead.
All in a day's work for the 13-year-old catfish.