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2022-08-22
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i hate darrel

Summary:

Sashannarcy makes Darrel explode.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

“Darrel,” Anne inhaled. “We need to talk.”

“What about?” Darrel raised an eyebrow.

“I’m breaking up with you.”

“WHAT!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!” Darrel gasped dramatically. He continued scoffing and gasping dramatically as Sasha and Marcy broke through the walls of wherever the fuck they were.

“And I’m dating Sasha and Marcy,” Anne said as she got embraced by her girlfriends.

“Yeah, and you’re a loser,” As soon as Sasha said that, Marcy started fortnite dancing. Darrel couldn’t take the L and exploded, much to the girls’ delight.

“Slay let’s go be girlfriends!!!!!!!” Sasha said and then they all kissed. The end.

Notes:

i hope you guys liked this shitshow lmao. i tried to mimic Darrel’s style of writing, which isn’t hard because his writing is so incredibly bland.. please dont read the actual darrel fanfic, it will scar you with bad writing. eventually i want to write a longer (and better written) fic about sashannarcy defeating darrel but today is not that day