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Wunz opon a thyme ther wuz a guy. Hiz nam wuz Peter Jacksun. He wuz da most gorgeeus pairson ever!!!!
But..... Ther wuz w1n priblem.....PARCY JACKSON'!!!1!1!1!!!
He Toock all uv Peter's glowree!!! aNd peeteer HAYTED him!!!!2!!
Sew wun day... He want to Pearcy's howse and sed
'BRO DU U WANT TOO GOW???!!?!!" Perverse wanted 2 defend hiz glowree so hE sed
'Fledge YAh bruh I WANT TOO GROW!!!!!!!
Then they sircled eech uther... Luyk 2 vishus tiggerz!!
""AHAHAHAHAHA I WIIIIN!" Sed percy bc..... HE THOT HE WIN BUT HE DIDNT!!!
Than peter went up and stabbed him off in the leg.. And the OTHER leg.. AND THE OTHER LEG CUZ PEERCY HED THRE LEGS CUZ IT WUZ A GIFT FRUM DA GODS?!!!!!1!1?!!!!!
'Ha ur a laym but I WIN BUTT THIS THIME FOR REEL!!!!!" Hahhahahah!!!"
And sew, the 'grate' purcy jecksun wuz DED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!