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Summary:

deuce deuce deuce

Notes:

aa ya da ya da shoutotsu da doko no doitsu ga waruinda
pashapasha to furasshu taita maa nante kawaisou na
kubitsutte wabin no ga ii ya sakidatsu fukou o yurushite ya
yurusanee ya oikome ya nigen no kai kono koshinuke ga

aa mata da shoutotsu da aka shingou tenmetsu da saa
kondo wa doitsu ga waruinda dare demo ii ya
jaa aitsu no sei da
yuzuriai mo hettakure mo nai
yaru ka yarareru ka taigai ni seeya
oira nya kankei nai?
sou wa tonya ga orosha shineenda wa

Deuce Deuce Deuce!
kimi ga yuku made boku ga yuku made
itami wake nado shinainde
Deuce Deuce Deuce!
mekki ga hageru made asa ga kuru made
futari de yodare wakeatte iyou

ara kanashii ana kanashii koto bakari okiru ne
samo samoshii kono tamashii sei o uketa wa ii ga
arasagashi, anasagashi, akunaki hito no saga
tsume tomoshita hi de youjousen to na (Deuce Deuce Deuce!)

choi machi na, kono machi ja yoru wa hikikomogomo
chippoke na tomoshibi ja kogoeru ga ochi sa
amezarashi usabarashi herikutsu no hayanie
tokaku ikitsurai yo no naka ni natta ne retsu shingin

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Toya stepped out the building, still sweating a bit. The events just kept getting more and more tiring... but WEEKEND GARAGE is still open. Before Toya could suggest it, An began talking. "Guys, can we go to my dad's cafe? I can get us a few drinks!"
"It's still open? It's the middle of the night." Akito says.
"Uhm.. well, it does close soon... but if we hurry, I'm sure we can make it! It'll just make the drinks even more refreshing!" An grabs Kohane's hand and begins running toward the cafe. Toya and Akito follow. "Hey, how far even is it??" Akito shouts.
"Not far!" An shouts back.

An shoves the door open and stands in front of a table while the others sit down. "So, what do you guys want?" An asks. They all say soda at the same time. "Okay, four sodas! I'll be back in a minute!" She runs to the kitchen. While they wait, Kohane starts talking. "I, um.. I don't know how to get home from here at night..."
"I don't know where your house is." Akito says. "But I guess we.. hmm. What's even open at night?" "Taxis, walking.. we can't drive yet, so that's all I can think of."
Kohane begins speaking again, but An comes back with 4 cups. "Here you go! I think we should drink these on the way home, the cafe's about to close."
"I'm ordering a taxi." Akito pulls out his phone while drinking. After silence for a few minutes he stands up. "It'll be here soon, let's wait outside."

As Toya gets into the car, he feels like he has to pee. He sits down and grabs the cup a little tighter, crossing his legs. An and Akito are busy on their phones, so the only person not doing something besides him is Kohane. "Hey, Azusawa?" Toya taps on Kohane's shoulder. "Yeah, Aoyagi-kun?" Kohane stops for a second, then her eyes widen a little. "Oh, is something wrong? You're squirming..."
"I have to use the bathroom. Wait, did Akito put in his house?"
"Mhm! He said his sister might get a little mad, but his father isn't home right now, so it's fine. Oh, and we're almost there, so don't w-" Kohane gets interrupted by a loud "FUCK!". "Shinonome-kun??" She quickly looks at Akito. Akito's looking at the road in front of the taxi, noticing a bunch of cars. They're stuck in traffic.

Toya isn't sure how much longer he can hold it. He feels like he's about to piss himself but.. maybe he can hold it. The taxi moves a little, then abruptly stops. When it stops moving, Toya realizes he's pissing himself. He blushes and looks out the window, hoping they can't see even though they obviously can. "Toya, are you pissing yourself?" An says. Akito and Kohane turn their heads, but Toya keeps looking away. In a taxi... he feels gross. At least Akito and An look away, but Kohane tries to make him feel better. Toya just wants to go home.

When the taxi exits the traffic and arrives at Akito's house, Toya runs inside. In the bathroom, he just hides there. Luckily, Akito gives him a pair of his clothes. How sweet.

Notes:

Deuce Deuce Deuce!
kimi ga yuku made boku ga yuku made
ashi ga tsuku toka arienainde
Deuce Deuce Deuce!
gushagusha ni naru made yoi ga sameru made
hitsugi no naka de majiwatte iyou

fuan ni kararete, fuan ni kararete, fuan ni kararete furafura to sa
yukitsuita ga saigo ato ni hikenai
yurikago kara hakaba made mouja

aa itsumo no shoutotsu da saa kondo wa doitsu ga giseisha da
korya soutou tachi ga warui ze tte ukeru
kiri mo moraru mo hana kara nai wa
odori odorasare michiteku juutai
muimi na jinsei sude ni fukurokouji
daremo karemo temee o kaisanu you
ore ga hibi shikka to inotte yarou

Deuce Deuce Deuce!
kimi ga yuku made boku ga yuku made
itami wake nado shinainde
Deuce Deuce Deuce!
mekki ga hageru made asa ga kuru made
futari de yodare wakeatte

Deuce Deuce Deuce!
seki ga hazeru made nodo ga kishimu made
futari de toiki hakudatsu shite
zutto zutto irareta nara
ore wa ningen nanka ni narazu ni sunda no ni na

saa oujou shiyou
kono owatta sekai de deuce ga tsukiru made
honemi oshimazu majiwatte iyou
sorry it's so short i just wanted to write for fun