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Hatsune Miku was walking down the street one day, bouncing along happily, when she heard someone scream.
"MIKU MIKU OO-EE-OO!! HATSUNE MIKU I LOVE YOUR MUSIC!!!!"
She turned around expecting a weeb or another cute anime girl but instead seeing... Andrew Tate?
She screamed in autotune and bolted away from the terrifyingly buff and weirdly shirtless guy.
She held on tight to her leeks. The last time she ran into a shirtless guy, he was a vegan, and stole all her vegetables.
How was she supposed to sing the leek song without leeks????
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Disgusting. She ran and ran and ran. God, the patriarchy, and their obsession with stealing leeks from innocent young women of color who simply wanted to sing leek songs.
Yet still... Andrew Tate had a habit of making women uncomfortable. He did it at least five times a day. Usually more. He ran after her with a quickened pace.
"MIKU!!! MIKU!!!"
"NO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!" She screamed. But who was Andrew Tate to respect a woman's wishes and make them feel comfortable within a man's presence? On and on he ran- and her too. For 40 days and 40 nights they ran. Then finally, he caught up to her. He slapped her across the face. She was confused, taken aback. She didn't even register what he'd said.
"Tag, you're it." She looked around, finally understanding, but it had been yet another forty days and nights and Andrew Tate could be anywhere in the world. Where in the world is Andrew Tate?
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There was only one place he could be, the pink club.
Miku ran at 100 kilometers in an hour towards the Pink Club, breaking through one of its many walls and her great speed causing it to fix itself with debree that had followed her.
No eyes were drawn in her direction due to the large dust cloud she created and the fact that this entrance was very common for the club and its strange customers.
Miku quickly scanned the room of anime girls and 2D harem protagonists before her large eyes landed upon a man harassing some poor anime mother figure.
Miku extended her hand to grab Andrew tate by the throat an drag him through the dance floor to her, somehow managing not to disturb the patrons of the club.
"yOoUuuUUU" Miku screamed as Andrew tate began to change colors like a gobstopper
"AArErEeeEEEEEE" Miku said, as Andrew tate continued into various gradients only able to be seen by shrimp
"iiiIIIIIIT." Miku finished, dropping andrew tate before running off in the distance.
As Andrew tate fell to the ground, he fell into the customary 40 days and 40 nights coma and the story