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It was a nice, cozy, quiet day in the small town of South Park, Colorado. Autumn leaves falling from trees, water calmly still in starks pond, birds chirping as they flew in the beautiful baby blue sky, it was truly peaceful.
"STAAAAAN YOU TURD, YOU ONLY CHOSE HIS BECAUSE YOUR BIASED!"
Okay, maybe it wasnt all so peaceful.
Stan cackled, clutching his stomach with one hand and a few cards in the other. "Nah, mine was just funny" Kyle mussed, smirking softly. "This is total bullshit, youve only chose kyles cards this whole game!" Shelley huffed, crossing her arms. "Coincidence!" "Now now Stan, you have to play fair." "Mom, its cards against humanity, fair doesnt exist!" "Listen to your mother Stan."
This went on for a good 15 minutes. Everyone was so focused on whether or not it really was fair to choose Kyles cards every single time that no one noticed Kyle swiftly getting up, followed by the sound of a door closing and locking. Everyone except for Stan.
"Uh, hold on a sec, im gonna go see if hes okay" he mumbled, setting his cards down and going to find Kyle. He knocked on his bedroom door, which had 'STAN' written sloppily in red letters. "Kyle? you okay dude?" he heard a shaky inhale, and a sniffle. "Dude..?" Stan reiterated. "Leave me alone.." he heard Kyle mutter. He sighed. "Ky, cmon, whats wrong?" he spoke gently, using a tone that always made Kyle more comfortable and safe. He heard the door unlock. He opened it, slowly walking into his room to find Kyle with his 'dysphoria' hoodie, hood pulled over his head.
"Ky.." he cooed, pulling Kyle into a hug, rubbing his back in the way Kyle always seemed to relax over. Kyle errupted into sobs, gripping Stans shirt tightly. "Shhh shh shhhhhh, its okay Ky, im here, its okay" he hummed softly. "Im sorry- todays just been -hic- been a bad day a-and-" "Hey hey hey, its okay, theres no need to appoligize Ky." there was silence for a few moments. "Everyones so loud" "I know" "Too loud" "I know" "Im hungry" "D'you want me to text your mom and ask her to bring you some cookies?" "Mhm" "Do you want me to tell everyone they smell like balls?" Kyle laughed at that, which made Stan smile, happy to cheer Kyle up a bit. "Everyone doesnt smell like balls" "Mm, i think they do" "Maybe" "Eric definitely does" "Yeah"
Kyle sniffled, pulling away and aggressively rubbing his eyes. "Cmon, lets go get you those carrots" he gasped, pushing Stan. "I dont want carrots assface!" he laughed. "I know i know, im an assface" "The biggest assface" "Mm, but you love me" he smiled, kissing Kyles face all over, sneaking in a lick at the end, which earned him a shreik, followed by laughter. "That is so gross Stanley!" "Alright alright, im done bullying you now, lets go get those cookies." "Im forcing you to watch a cheesy romcom because of your relentless bullying yknow" "I know."
Maybe it would be a peaceful autumn afternoon afterall.