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A/N: Dont ask me. I didn't know where I was going with this either, I just write everything that comes into my head.
Far far away, in a magical far away distant land.. One day, Byleth woke up. She got out of bed and walked to the bathroom "Uuuuuuuurgh", Byleth said. "Uuuuuuu that was a greaaaat sleep." But then she looked up with surprise. "Wait a goshdarn moment," Byleth said confusedly (as she really was confused). "That is not my voice!" An alien sound came from Byleths mouth. It was dark, evil, horrific. It was Dragon's voice! "Ooooh shiii!" Byleth explained! She ran towards the bathrooom and with her hearth bouncing beatedly in her chest looked into the mirror. It was the evil eyes of Dragon starring back at Byleth! End of Chappter 1 (a/n What did you think? Cooool isn't it!) “Well that was odd” Byleth heard her say in Dragon’s voice. Byleth walked back to the bed and inspected it. “Huh well,” Byleth said as that was not her bed. it was a bed with dark red sheets of silk and velvet . Suddenly a sudden Thug ran in. “Master!, the Tactician is reacting!" “Oh, so that’s what it does,” Byleth said to herself. “Well, uh, you there, go and do something about it,” Byleth yelled hoping that she sounded just like the villain. “Oh, oh yes we will!” said the guard and suddenly the guard grabbed his slingshot and called the others! “We got you now, Byleth!” “OMFG, how did you know?!” “Because Dragon is left-handed!” “Shiiiii,” Byleth said shittingly, “fuck your right. How could I have been so stupid!” Byleth ran away from the Mercenaryss, towards the windows. There was a terrass looking over the Hut of Dragon. Byleth first took a sheet of the bed and then jumped from the terrass! With using the sheet, she then landed safely on the ground. “Get her,” yelled another Minions and more and more came running down from the corridors. There were a load! “Shiiiiii!” Byleth exclaimed. How was she now going to get out?! Find out next chapter! "NHaahaahahaaa," said Dragon laughingly. "I didn think it would be this easy. Byleth looked up and looked at herself, but she knew it wasn't her. "Finally," Dragon said and looked appreciatingly at herself in a mirror (cuz Dragon had a new body). "A body better suited for my brains." "Ah yes, I see you're confused," said Dragon when Byleth looked at him confusedly. "All this time, all these years we battled and I fought you... I really just wanted to experience your body up close (a/n but not in a sexual way!!! LUlz pervs!)." "And now...." Dragon said again while moving his finger down Byleth's body. "I can make my access to your body... permanent." Byleth felt aweful. She didn't want to die in Dragon's ugly body! How was Byleth going to get out of this?! But then, Byleth saw it! The Tactician hanging around Dragon's...well, Byleth's neck! And Byleth knew the Tactician was what caused this to happen! Byleth had a plan! Dragon," Byleth said, faking his depressions, "let me touch my body one more time, before I have to say goodbye to it forever." Dragon looked quite interested in that proposal. After all, he won! Byleth saw her chance. She grabbed hold of the Tactician and BANM! Within a puff of purple smoke, Byleth had her body back! "Nooooooo!!" said Dragon and looked down with disappointmently . Then Byleth smacked Dragon in the face. "That's for giving me a bad body!" Dragon ran. Crying. In shame. And Byleth? Well, from now of on, Byleth would be more appreciative and careful with her body!