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the porsche men want to ride created group “major & minor fam(ous) frenemies”
the porsche men want to ride added fu kinn fast, kim possible, and 8 others to major & minor fam(ous) frenemies.
the porsche men want to ride: okAY who of you accepted vogue’s offer???
the porsche men want to ride: i know it was one of you
welcome to vegas: too slow losers
the porsche men want to ride: you and petE??? how could you???
one last time: lmao get rekt
fu kinn fast: porsche love let it go
the porsche men want to ride: no??? this is war
fu kinn fast: oh no
fill the shark tank, hun: i demand an explanation on what is happening right now
welcome to vegas: why is he even in the gc
fill the shark tank, hun: i don't need to be a model to be famous
the porsche men want to ride: i’ll tell you what’s happening here khun
the porsche men want to ride: your cousin snitched our vogue deal
fill the shark tank, hun: not surprised
kim possible: shit we were too late
chay tea latte: p’kim!!
chay tea latte: don't tell them that
kim possible: sorry i mean
kim possible: oh that sucks
the porsche men want to ride: w h a t
the porsche men want to ride: u wanted to steal it from us too??
the porsche men want to ride: not my innocent chay
kim possible: have u seen our photoshoot for ysl
kim possible: he's not so innocent
the porsche men want to ride: shut up??
welcome to vegas: i live for this drama
the porsche men want to ride: who else went after it??
the porsche men want to ride: oh let me guess
one last time: relax
spill the tae: we didn’t went after it
one last time: yeah we were already on the cover last month lmao
welcome to vegas: unlike others
the porsche men want to ride: i hate it here
fu kinn fast: relax love it isn’t the end of the world
chay tea latte: yeah hia!!
chay tea latte: there are so many brands out there for u
welcome to vegas: yeah like prada
welcome to vegas: oh wait
one last time: ooooooh
meet and pete: stop being mean vegas
meet and pete: i’m so sorry porsche
meet and pete: we didn’t do it on purpose!!
welcome to vegas: yes we did
meet and pete: no we didn’t
meet and pete: shut up vegas
fill the shark tank, hun: yes tell him pete
one last time: so what happened
the porsche men want to ride: well let’s see
fu kinn fast: take a breath love
the porsche men want to ride: thank u love
welcome to vegas: ugh
the porsche men want to ride: anyway we had a deal with vogue yk for the october issue
the porsche men want to ride: but we had to reschedule bc were busy
welcome to vegas: and we were totally free
welcome to vegas: so we took it when they asked us
kim possible: lol nice
the porsche men want to ride: asdkjfghdk
the porsche men want to ride: how do you live w these people kinn
fu kinn fast: i’ve been asking myself this question for years
macow: so vegas and pete will be on the vogue cover next month??
welcome to vegas: yes
macow: sweet
kim possible: why's macau here
welcome to vegas: one bad word about him
welcome to vegas: and i will shave you bald
kim possible: hm
chay tea latte: nooo not p'kims hair
the porsche men want to ride: one day you’ll have one cousin less kinn
fill the shark tank, hun: make it two please
spill the tae: so violent khun
one last time: with his fam u have to
spill the tae: true
fu kinn fast: hey
chay tea latte: hia it will get better i promise
chay tea latte: u will get enough chances, you and kinn are v pretty!!
the porsche men want to ride: chay my sweetie thank u
the porsche men want to ride: but u owe me pete
meet and pete: im in your debt your honor
fu kinn fast: that reminds me
one last time: oh he's officially thinking
fu kinn fast: shut up
fu kinn fast: who got the november issue for elle
the porsche men want to ride: yes tell us who was it
the porsche men want to ride: now
one last time: so demanding
chay tea latte: oh i want to be on the cover of elle sometimes!!
chay tea latte: it’s so elegant and fancy
one last time: yeah that’s why they asked us
the porsche men want to ride: so it was you two
the porsche men want to ride: u owe me kinn
fu kinn fast: please time u r anything but elegant and fancy
welcome to vegas: have to agree with u there cousin
one last time: i don’t like this cousin conspiracy
the porsche men want to ride: yeah its creeping me out
fill the shark tank, hun: u r a traitor kinn
one last time: anywAY
one last time: tae’s the most fancy and elegant one from all of us
one last time: so they asked us
welcome in vegas: true
fu kinn fast: i agree
the porsche men want to ride: stop agreeing to each other
one last time: yeah im scared
chay tea latte: p’tae’s so pretty please teach me how
spill the tae: oh chay sweetie, you’re already v pretty
macow: yeah u could be on the cover rn
chay tea latte: oh cau!! u r too sweet <3
welcome in vegas: wish i could see kim rn
chay tea latte: huh why
meet and pete: don’t mind him chay
kim possible: i’ll just buy elle for u chay
kim possible: then u can be on the cover every month
one last time: simp
welcome in vegas: simp
chay tea latte: don’t p’kim!!
the porsche men want to ride: ugh be in love somewhere else
fu kinn fast: let them love
the porsche men want to ride: traitor
the porsche men want to ride: are kinn and i the only one that will not be on a cover this month
fu kinn fast: no love
fu kinn fast: did u forget about forbes
welcome in vegas: no way they choose you
one last time: you’re on forbes why??
fill the shark tank, hun: bc kinn is rich
meet and pete: so is vegas??
welcome in vegas: and therefore so are u my dear pete
fill the shark tank, hun: but kinn looks like a sugar daddy
one last time: ooooh
the porsche men want to ride: NO
spill the tae: time sweetie
one last time: oh
fu kinn fast: im a what?
welcome in vegas: oh dear cousin
fu kinn fast: what?
one last time: oh
spill the tae: oh
one last time: may i
spill the tae: you may
one last time: it means ur spoiling someone in return for a good experience in bed
fu kinn fast: oh then yes
fu kinn fast: but i’m only a sugar daddy for porsche
the porsche men want to ride: kinn nO
spill the tae: oh kinn dear
one last time: he’s a lost cause
welcome to vegas: didn't we knew that already
chay tea latte: hia what did i miss on prada you talked earlier about??
chay tea latte: why is this such a big deal
meet and pete: well u see chay
welcome to vegas: kinn and porsche got robbed from their prada deal lol
chay tea latte: what why??
one last time: because tae was too beautiful not too ask him
spill the tae: <3
the porsche men want to ride: and then we were shoved down to dIOR
chay tea latte: what’s wrong with dior??
kim possible: nothing angel
fu kinn fast: porsche is just a little sad he couldn’t stand model for his fav brand
meet and pete: he will get over it right porsche
the porsche men want to ride: easy for you to say mr balenciaga
the porsche men want to ride: u got to model ur fav brand
welcome in vegas: u better treat pete w some respect
meet and pete: we also got to walk the milan fashion week <3
the porsche men want to ride: ill burn down balenciaga with my own 2 hands
meet and pete: fite me
not a chan ce: shut up
not a chan ce: all of u
not a chan ce: u r all gonna walk the paris fashion week this year
not a chan ce: no rivalries
the porsche men want to ride: yes daddy manager chan
not a chan ce removed the porsche men want to ride from major & minor fam(ous) frenemies.
not a chan ce added the porsche men want to ride to major & minor fam(ous) frenemies.
not a chan ce: don’t
welcome in vegas: ok daddy
not a chan ce: u r all fired