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Game night at Aubrey Hall with all the Bridgerton siblings leads into a night of drinking games. Ultra competitive, as all of the Bridgertons are known to be, Penelope is giving them a run for their money. However, Colin and Penelope are quite drunk.
Colin stares lovingly at Pen and says, "Pen, you give me a boner. Not a penis boner... well, maybe that too. But you give me a boner in my heart. An affection erection."
Penelope replies, "Awwww, Colin, you give me a girl boner! Not in my heart. Well, maybe that too."
Eloise, who hasn't been drinking nearly as much, wrinkles her nose at them and says, "Oh my god, you two! Get a room already!"
Shocked, Colin and Penelope look at her surprised and blushing.
"We couldn't do that! We are just…"
Eloise deadpan, "You are married!"
Their eyes go wide and they look at each other before rushing out of the room.
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