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sakura - 11:34 AM
GUYS HELP I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED MY MALE TEACHER BBY GIRL 

dr. mobi
LMFAOOOOOO
sakura what did u do

(featuring but is not limited to: trans su, kevinsu, ely/mobi/eden, kalpas(s), senti going nuts, and deez nuts jokes)

Notes:

yall i wrote this while playing violin

tribute to HoHE ig??/

also su <333 mhy more sad su content pls

fyi, that some of this is referenced off irl twt posts/chats/etc

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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sakura - 11:34 AM

GUYS HELP I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED MY MALE TEACHER BBY GIRL 

 

dr. mobi

LMFAOOOOOO

sakura what did u do

 

Ellie~

.

LOL sakuras getting bolder every day i see i see

 

sakura

nO it was a LEGIT ACCIDENT PLS HELP

hewas printing smth for me and was behind me and told me he was sorry for takng so long and i didnt realise it eas him so i called him bby girl cuz i thought it was MY FRIEND

not my GODDAMN TEACHER

 

dr. mobi

BWHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

 

hua 

sakura pls tell me ur kidding me

.

sakura.

I HAVE THE SAME TEACHER AS U AND AM ASSOCIATED WITH U SAKURA 

 

sakura

IM SORRY HUA

UGH WHY AM I EVEN APOLOGIZING TO U

 

hua

idk maybe bc i deserve one?????????

 

sakura

su ur smart and gay pls help me i dont wnana fail and make bad impressions

im gonna fail AP biology, crying rn

 

Ellie~

@su(s) 

he’s offline he’s probably studying with hua and her gf

 

dr. mobi

or being disgustingly affectionate with kevin

 

sakura

Pls su pls come online PLS I DON WANNA FAIL BIO

 

sakura - 11:41 AM

guys the teach said it was ok

thank god 

 

su(s)

late response sorry, i was studying with senti

sure i can help with biology

Although just.

whyd you call ur teach bby girl

 

sakura

explanation above

shut up

 


 

su(s) - 3:02 AM

the dog absorbed gravity

 

kebbin

sorry?

 

su(s)

the dog absorbed gravity

 

kebbin

su go to sleep

 

su(s)

No don wanna

 

Ellie~

The fact that kevin is only online when su texts here

 

kebbin

.

im not gay

and i dont like su that way

 

dr. mobi

dude we didint even mention anything about u dating su or whatev

just admit that ur gay

#exposed

 

french classical musician

why is su bawling his eyes out at 3am in the morning kevin

I blame u kevin

 

kebbin

I didnt even do anything

I

ok

 

Ellie~

How mean kevin >:c poor su!! 

I’m going to check up on su, will update y’all!!

 

dr. mobi

kevins gone ig

 

hua

is freezing lame stupid man bullying my kinnie again?!?!?!?!?!??! 

wieomzWOIERWMIOW

wioequjqwomiEQweQWQ

 

sakura

did senti steal ur phone or smth

also i come back to su having a mental breakdwon bc kevin is stupid

dang

 

dr. mobi

HAHHAHAHAHA 

 

hua added senti to the chat

 

senti

HEY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

also someone gib kevins exact location 

will give $5 as compensation

 

dr.mobius

make it 6

 

sakura

am i seriously witnessing a drug dealing right under my nose

 

senti

………………..

fine 6 it is

now

Location?????

 

dr. mobi

hes talking to su in su’s bedroom

 

sakura

That was not worth 6 dollars senti

 

Ellie~

I was going to come back to update you guys on Su but i guess senti is beating kevin up?

Su’s asleep now tho

 


 

kalpass - 3:14 PM

RAWR

 

Griseo

Kosma gege help

There is a wolf in my room

 

Cosma

Bruh kalpas stop terrorizing the child

Or else I’m gonna get you

 

dr. mobi

man cant even do anything close to griseo without kosma going all nuts

 

Ellie~

You’re the same mobi~!

Last week i saw you buy packs of paints and crayons for her

I even have pictures!

MobiusBeingAunt_36.jpeg

 

dr. mobi

……….

 

hua

Share the other 35 pictures please

 

dr. mobi

bruh elysia goddamn you lil shi