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Why did Bruno and Spamton fall in love? Sure, they have things in common and would be best friends, but lovers? How did this even happen?
I would have thought Spam's personality is more...masculine. He's a lot more brutish and rough, while Bruno is more of a ladies man. Where did they meet?
Bruno introduced himself the first time he helped load the dishwasher.
'I'm Bruno.'
'I'm Spam.'
'Nice to meet you.'
'Are you here to help out?'
Did they try attempting to have babies? Was it even legal for two men to have babies? I mean, I know homosexuals are legal, but two men are of the same gender. Is it possible to be gay and still be a ladies'man?
I mean, how can you be with another man when you're married to the dishwasher?
'The same way you can't have a baby with the washing machine.'
'A what?'
'The washing machine.'
'I don't follow.'
'It's a machine, stupid.'
'Well, it can't have a baby.'
'It can if it has a woman's heart. And a woman's parts.'
'Well, duh. Of course it can. It's a washing machine.' What part was Bruno in all this? He seemed to be helping out a lot. No matter the dishwasher, the two men still loved each other.
'I have feelings for you...'
'I have feelings... for you too.'
The feeling was nOT friendship. They are gay boyfriends. Spamton suddenly asks, 'Will you marry me?'
'What?'
'W-will you marry me?'
Bruno looks shocked. He said yes!!!!!!!! OMGGG!! <3 They have a very handsome wedding, and both wear Tuxedos. Bruno's has a pocket watch in it. They stand before the altar.
Bruno asks,'Will you marry me?'
Spam replies,'I'll marry you.'
They are gay married. 'You're my husband-wife. Now, I'm officially an adult. Can we go to Disneyland?'
'We will, we will...' When they are in the bed room, Bruno snuggles up to his husband-wife. 'I'm never going to leave you, you know.'
'I know.'
'No matter what happens, we will always be here for each other.'
'I know. ' THEY ARE SO CUTE!! CUTE STINKY SCRUNGLYSS! When they are in jail, Bruno looks around and whispers,'I don't recognize anything. Where are we?'
The Jailer replies,'Don't you recognize your own stinky stinky self?'
'Oh...'
'Yeah, that's it.'
'I'm Bruno.'
'I'm Spam.'
'You're the dishwasher.'
'Yeah.'
'And you married each other.'
'Yeah. Of course.'
'You are such a dum-dum.'
'I know.'
'You are such a tool.'
'I don't recognize anything...'
'Yeah. Nothing looks familiar.'
'Can we go home now?'
'Not just yet.'
'That was fun.'
'Yeah.'
'When can we do it again?'
'Never.'
Later, they were out of jail. They promised to never be stinky again and never commit tax fraud.
Gay. They had a very gay affair for a while. After a while, the affair ended with a bitter break up. It was a very gay affair. They would be okay if they just kept their friendship. But no, they had to have their own gay adventure, and now they couldn't stand each other.
Bruno was always a ladies man. Spam was too weak of a man to have a ladies man's lifestyle. So they each went their separate ways.
The End.
BUT WAIT!! it's NOT the end yet! Because...
Where do you go when a gay relationship ends? You go to the gay bar of course! AND THEY MET AGAIN!
'my dishwasher...' Bruno said to his long lost lover.
'I will always be your husband-wife.' Spamton said to him. And as they kissed, the entire gay bar cheered. They were back together. They were gay married.
It was a new beginning. And even though they were still gay, they were okay with that.
Now THAT. Is a true ending. uwu.