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Long long ago, in a distant world, two boys were playing out in the street. Both of them were friends. Kickball was their game and they were slayin'. Tommy had accidentally kicked the ball into the street.
THEN SUDDENDLY!
A carriage came STORMING BY and KILLED Tommy by accident!
Such an unfortunate loss. Oogway cried from his heart, desperate for fortune. But nothing ever came. Tommy was dead and Oogway could do nothing about it.
Oogway started studying the dead to eventually to become SORCERER SUPREME!
Tommy's spirit floated all sparatically, his heart burning.
...
Then Oogway found the spell of light! He resurrected Tommy!!!
And then...
...
...then they started to deep throat eachother. Their hands grasping onto one another. Passionately and delicately kissing. It was amazing! The greatest thing in the world!!! GULP~