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Ian: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Sarah: I think you mean cards.
Ian, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Sarah: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Ian: I do have a sense of humor you know
Sarah: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Ian: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Sarah: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Ian: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Sarah: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Ian: Sarah, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Sarah:
Sarah: Ian! My face is on fire!
Ian: Sarah! Are you ok?!
Sarah: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Ian: But your face is on fire.
Sarah: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Sarah: So are we flirting right now?
Ian: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Sarah: That doesn’t answer my question