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Jinyoung is finishing brewing his tea in the kitchen when his phone buzzes with a new notification. He taps on the screen twice and stretches his neck for a better view.
He finds Jaebeom just tweeted something and his own username has been mentioned in said tweet. Jinyoung lets out a small sigh as he unlocks his phoneㅡ because nothing really good can come out of Jaebeom mentioning him on a tweet. Last time Twitter sent them both a report on their guidelines violations, threatening to suspend their accounts after Jaebeom had accidentally tweeted a dick pic instead of sending it to him privately through DM. Really, Jaebeom learnt his lesson and since then, he's been strictly using messaging apps for that purposeㅡ Jinyoung has more dick pics in his gallery than what should be considered decently stocked.
He taps on the notification bubble anyway, kind of nervous. Fortunately for him, no pic has been attached to the tweet this time, but as things can never be boring when it comes to his Jaebeom, it makes Jinyoung chuckle.
@jaebslim I am thoroughly pleased to announce @jirongie92 and I are no longer dating.
Jinyoung takes a sip of his tea as he makes his way to the bedroom, rolling his eyes and shaking his head in amusement. This should be interesting.
"That is a lousy way to tell people we're married now." Jinyoung walks in to find his husband sitting cross-legged on his side of the bed, a book open in his lap. "Did you interrupt your reading just to tweet that?" He arches an eyebrow, skeptical. Jaebeom's night time reading time is sacred.
"Just wait for it." Jaebeom smirks playfully.
Sure enough, as Jinyoung puts his mug down on his bedside table, his phone starts buzzing repeatedly and uncontrollably. Narrowing his eyes, he picks it up again and unlocks it, only to see a bunch of new t
Twitter notifications from their friends.
@choisunjae what?
@magicmanwang ur kidding me rit?
@kyeomkim WHY R U DOING THIS TO ME??
@bambamie i never thought i would live to c this day
@mtuanzy 🤦♀️
"Are they serious?" Jinyoung is now frowning at his screen. Followed by the replies under Jaebeom's tweet, comes the flood of messages on their chat room, full of crying emojis and sad stickers. "How long do you think before they realize?"
"They can be pretty slow." Jaebeom shrugs, grabbing his book again with a calmness inappropriate for the chaos he just caused.
Jinyoung chuckles. "Give the kids some credit. They'reㅡ" before he finishes his sentence, his and Jaebeom's buzz with incoming calls. The screen on his name says Yugyeomie and Jaebeom shows Bambam's name on his. "I spoke too soon."
Jinyoung huffs before accepting the call. It's going to be a long night, it seems.