Chapter Text

INTRODUCTION TO THE CHARACTERS

MAIN CHARACTERS

Han Jisung:

• Artist signed to LabelBC, an independent record label
• Stage name: j.one
• 1/3 of hip-hop trio 3RACHA

Lee Felix:

• Songwriter for LabelBC, works predominantly with Jeongin, Hyunjin and Seungmin
• Ex-trainee at JYPE

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS

Bang Chan:

• CEO and founder of LabelBC
• 1/3 of 3RACHA
• Stage name: CB97

Seo Changbin:

• 1/3 of 3RACHA
• Stage name: SpearB

Lee Minho:

• Head choreographer at LabelBC

Hwang Hyunjin:

• Signed to LabelBC but is yet to officially debut
• Joined the label after appearing on High School Rapper a few years ago

Kim Seungmin:

• Solo artist signed to LabelBC
• Popular for his OSTs

Yang Jeongin:

• Soloist idol signed with LabelBC
• Stage name: I.N

TWITTER PROFILES

j.one @onejisung
the name’s j.one. i’d say not to wear it out, but i know that’s pretty much impossible #LABELBC #3RACHA

felix lee @leelix
[david attenborough voice] and here we find a lee felix in his natural habitat: playing video games and occasionally writing the odd song #LABELBC

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
my header refers to my one true love, kkami <3
debut coming: soon #LABELBC

minho @leelino
yes my header is an edit of myself that i made at 2am on paint, what about it // head choreographer at #LABELBC and father to 3 cats

CHRIS BANG @CB97
reluctantly coparenting six overgrown brats with @therealspearb. i sing a little too #LABELBC #3RACHA

seo changbin @therealspearb
the kids belong to @CB97, not me.
#LABELBC #3RACHA

innie @jyanggg
a maknae among hags #LABELBC

seungmin in the building @kseungmin
technically this is my official twitter, but i'm a myday before i'm a human being so this is just a popular day6 fan account #LABELBC

Chapter Text

j.one @onejisung
might fuck about and accidentally spend seven hours in the studio with no food or water 🤙🏼😎

• calla @hjgang
  don’t do that baby, you don’t want to get ill
• squirrel @jisungssmalltoe
  jisung you absolute melon don’t do that???

jvckiii @godbinnie
there are two (2) kinds of fans

• bree @pengtanboys
  *there are three (3) kinds of fans
  

j.one @onejisung
i said ‘might’ as if i haven’t been in the studio since 5am lmao

• felix lee @leelix
  what 😠 theres no way you had breakfast before that
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  … would it make you feel better if i said i did

felix lee @leelix
brb abt to beat jisung up for not taking better care of himself

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
ohmygod i love this song 😍

• james @llabelbc
  king of loving songs 😍
• alina @shootersforhj
  hyunjin is the president of the clowning jisung club wbk

seo changbin @therealspearb
i, too, would like to beat up jisung. not because i care about him, just because.

• seungmin in the building @kseungmin
  i am also prepared to beat the shit out of jisung
• innie @jyanggg
  !!!! i want to beat him up too!!!

CHRIS BANG @CB97
torn between telling the kids not to beat up jisung and wanting to do it myself ughh

• seo changbin @therealspearb
  lets watch them beat him up and then lecture them afterwards to cover our bases
  |
  CHRIS BANG @CB97
  oof such big brain energy, i love it

minho @leelino
gonna livestream everyone beating up sungie for you guys, get your popcorn ready 💋😉

• alina @shootersforhj
  omg be right there
  
• bree @pengtanboys
  KSI vs who??

j.one @onejisung
wtf why is everyone talking about beating me up 😭

• j.one @onejisung
  jisung nation i trusted you 😭

xav @jeekiessuperior
everyone in labelbc is so wild today, why are they so feral 😩

kayla @innieinnieya
spread the word #jisungisdeceasedparty #riphanjisung

• xav @jeekiessuperior
  sungie may be my ult bias but i lowkey want to see the fight happen #jisungisdeceasedparty #riphanjisung

ria is: crying @yiboistonly
i have no idea who this is but #jisungisdeceasedparty #riphanjisung

• bree @pengtanboys
  he’s j.one, this khh rapper from labelbc (the ones who go viral on kpop twt every other week bc they’re such memes)

minho @leelino
#jisungisdeceasedparty #riphanjisung

• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  this is absolutely not funny, delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
anyways the power i hold is unmatched #jisungisdeceasedparty #riphanjisung

j.one @onejisung
hyunjin is really out here acting like he doesn’t cry if you breathe at him the wrong way smh

• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  stop trying to ruin my reputation bitch
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  what reputation bitch it’s non-existent
  |
  HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  bitch.
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  blocked.

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
@onejisung unblock me i need to tell you something

• j.one @onejisung
  unblocked.
  |
  HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  bitch.

seungmin in the building @kseungmin
petition to beat up jisung AND hyunjin. all in favour say aye

• seo changbin @therealspearb
  aye
• CHRIS BANG @CB97
  aye
• innie @jyanggg
  aye
• minho @leelino
  aye
• felix lee @leelix
  aye

LABELBC LADS

jisung:
cant believe you fake hoes got people to trend a hashtag about beating me up
istg theres no respect for me in this household

obsessed fan:
lmao pretty much ye

jisung:
sorry do i know you??

obsessed fan:
i’m the star of your daydreams bbe 😘

jisung:
more like my worst nightmare
channie-hyung had some points to make with his insomnia

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i mean you’re not any better going into the studio at 5am when we only got off the phone at midnight

jisung:
im sorry 😔

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
you should be 😠

jisung:
pls don’t beat me up, im too sexc to die

obsessed fan:
just for that, i’ll be the one beating you up
you knock me sick

jisung:
god hyunjin, pls stop obsessing over me, it’s getting embarrassing now

crazy cat lady:
oooh if someone’s beating jisung up, can i video it
maybe i can finally get verified if i livestream it

jisung:
using my pain for clout, how low of you

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
no one’s beating anyone up

boss man:
oh damn rlly?
ngl i was excited

jisung:
CHAN-HYUNG
THIS IS V IRRESPONSINEK IF YOU

obsessed fan:
bro can u even type

jisung:
can u get off my dick

obsessed fan:
cant even locate it to sit on it in the first place bitch

jisung:
🖕🏼🖕🏼

crazy cat lady:
does this mean the fight’s going ahead
let me get my popcorn

boss man:
ooh i want some

crazy cat lady:
no

boss man:
i’m your boss

crazy cat lady:
lmao

jisung:
no one’s fighting
cant have hyunjin’s fans after me when i make him cry

obsessed fan:
you cant even reach high enough to swing at me, short stack

jisung:
i’ll bite your legs
ngl im so hungry that the thought sounds good

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
dw i’m bringing food!!! are you still in your studio? ♥️

jisung:
omg you are??
lee felix u are the only man ever
what are you bringing me <33

iyenie:
ye you can’t cook
does this mean jisung is gonna be poisoned

crazy cat lady:
quick lemme livestream it

jisung:
NO ONE IS LIVESTREAMING MY DEATH
and lixie can cook!! sure, it’s not michelin star level but he tries!!!

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
lmao no i cant but thanks for the support babe

crazy cat lady:
sungie 🙄
think about my impending verification pls

boss man:
give me popcorn and i’ll ask twt to verify you 😏

crazy cat lady:
the audacity of this bitch
deal

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
lixieeeeeee
are you actually bringing me food?? 🥺

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
yeth 🥺
cant let my bestie starve, can i??

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
yessss ♥️♥️
you are the only man in this world who deserves rights

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
you are also a man babe but ty
its just leftover rice from last night tho, is that alright
i didn’t want to risk cooking and upsetting your stomach ://

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
wow what a thoughtful king
you know i would eat your food even if it was awful!!
but yes rice is good, i love rice
any chance i could get cheesecake with it? 👀

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
you haven’t eaten in over 12 hours so nope <3

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
b-but
lixie 🥲

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
no

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
p-please 🥲
🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
i will cry

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
…
i hate the fact that that worked

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
yessss
the door’s unlocked for when you come!!! see you soon!!!

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
be there in ten 💕

calla @hjgang
the way felix started this entire thing and then basically disappeared afterwards 😭😭

• j.one @onejisung
  it’s because he was on his way to bring me food (NOT beat me up)

minho @leelino
boo you whore, we wanted to see a fight

innie @jyanggg
fr can jisung and felix stop the gay for one second and give the people something to talk about

• j.one @onejisung
  you’re just jealous that i have food and you don’t
  |
  innie @jyanggg
  bold of you to assume im not omw to your studio rn to steal it

xav @jeekiessuperior
in conclusion, we don’t get to see labelbc finally drag jisung’s ass across the floor but we do get a win for jilix nation ♥️

felix lee @leelix
maybe if you ate meals like a normal person, you wouldn’t be eating your food like it’s about to run away 🙄

• j.one @onejisung
  … of all pictures, you had to upload this one? really? 🙃
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  you always look like this, what difference does it make
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  wow. it’s always the ones you trust the most who betray you smh

j.one @onejisung
[soulmate applications] OPEN

• felix lee @leelix
  … you dare do this after i broke my back getting you food? is your love really so fickle?
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  you weren’t thinking about backs when you stabbed me in mine

minho @leelino
sungie’s energy rn is very edgy emo tumblr boy, don’t you think?

minho @leelino
felix: hi
jisung: 🖕🏼💀✂️

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
guys here’s a sneak peek of the lyrics for j one’s next single, i hope you like it 🙏

j.one @onejisung
guys here’s a sneak peek of the lyrics for hyunjin’s debut, i hope you like it 🙏

• alina @shootersforhj
  JISUNG WHATTHEUFJCKLK
• james @llabelbc
  u didn’t have to come for him this hard 😭
• squirrel @jisungssmalltoe
  i mean,,, he’s not wrong

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
IT’S COMING SOOB I PROMISE 😭😭😭😭😭

• felix lee @leelix
  soob.
  |
  HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  stfu lix you’re literally working on the songs with me 😭😭😭

innie @jyanggg
wait hyunjin’s actually going to debut? i thought he was just the janitor 💀

• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  hahahaha you’re so funny innie how do you do it 🔪

j.one @onejisung
who the fuck is hyunjin? ive legit never heard of that man before

• felix lee @leelix
  “i hate to say it – i hope i don’t sound ridiculous – i don’t know who this man is. i mean, he could be walking down the street and i wouldn’t… i wouldn’t know a thing.”
  |
  HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  the hatred i have for you two :”)

minho @leelino
i love the energy on the tl today. this morning we were clowning jisung and now we’re clowning this – this… h-hyunjoon, is it? hyunjean? hyungit?

• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  HYUNG YOU’RE MEANT TO BE ON MY SIDE
• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  WE WERE CLOWNING JISUNF TOGETHER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

j.one @onejisung
hmm 🤔 interesting... very, very interesting

• j.one @onejisung
  @HWANGHJ how does it feel to be a hypocrite

alina @shootersforhj
is no one going to address jisung’s reply to hyunjin in this screenshot

• bree @pengtanboys
  or the fact that he’s saved as obsessed fan i cannot 😩
• calla @hjgang
  i mean we’ve all seen them on the tl, what else did we expect
• kayla @innieinnieya
  ngl it makes me wonder what jilix must be like off twitter
  |
  innie @jyanggg
  felix and jisung are just as sickening off twitter
  |
  seo changbin @therealspearb
  at least try to call them hyung 🙄

innie @jyanggg
here’s proof that felix-HYUNG and jisung-HYUNG are just as sickening off twitter

• seo changbin @therealspearb
  better! also, charge your phone, it’s going to die
• alina @shootersforhj
  minho has his priorities straight, we love to see it

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
call me hyung too @jyanggg

• innie @jyanggg
  shut up, i'm your sunbaenim

j.one @onejisung
hyunjin rn

felix lee @leelix
also hyunjin:

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
jilix stfu challenge failed

j.one @onejisung
@leelix we irritating 👅🤙🏼

• felix lee @leelix
  they wish they were us 👅🤙🏼

felix lee @leelix
honestly WHO is doing it like me and jisung 😤😤😤

• j.one @onejisung
  

seungmin in the building @kseungmin
jisung and i*

• felix lee @leelix
  at least @ us bro
• j.one @onejisung
  we get it bro, you’re just jealous you don’t have a connection like me and felix bro, i know it’s sad bro but there’s no need to subtweet us bro

felix lee @leelix
@onejisung hey bro 😍😘💕

• j.one @onejisung
  hi bro, nice to see you bro 😍😘💕
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  i love you bro, you know that right bro?
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  b-bro i… i love you too bro 💕 never gonna love anyone more than you bro 😩

j.one @onejisung
currently with my best bro @leelix

seungmin in the building @kseungmin
can channie-hyung come and collect @onejisung and @leelix they’re knocking me sick again

• CHRIS BANG @CB97
  sorry i cant come to the phone right now, im busy
  |
  seungmin in the building @kseungmin
  i’m ???

seo changbin @therealspearb
speaking of selcas... #BINSUAL ✌🏼

kayla @innieinnieya
lmao changbin really said fuck the rest of the guys, here is my face

• jvckiii @godbinnie
  and we love to see it

minho @leelino
don’t like changbin’s photo, like mine

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
don’t like minho-hyung's photo, like mine

seungmin in the building @kseungmin
don’t like hyunjin’s photo, like mine

CHRIS BANG @CB97
don’t like seungmin’s photo, like mine

innie @jyanggg
don’t like chan-hyung’s photo, like mine

felix lee @leelix
don’t like jeongin’s photo, like mine

• felix lee @leelix
  oh shit, wrong photo

felix lee @leelix
don’t like innie’s photo, like mine 😎

• felix lee @leelix
  fixed it 😏

j.one @onejisung
go like lixie’s photo and then like mine!!!

j.one @onejisung
also pls enjoy this very pretty photo of felix since he accidentally tweeted one of me <3

felix lee @leelix
@onejisung bro 😭😭😭

• j.one @onejisung
  BRO ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍♥️💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌💟❣️

alina @shootersforhj
they’re so annoying, i’m -

xav @jeekiessuperior
felix and jisung are constantly blessing my feed, today is a WIN for us jilix enthusiasts

Chapter Text

LABELBC LADS

jisung:
must i work? is it not enough to live off the fat of the land and occasionally scream into the void?

boss man:
it’s not that much jisungie, just a radio interview and a photoshoot
you can get through it ✊🏼

jisung:
ugghhhh i hate this part tho
i just want to make music, not interact with people

boss man:
haha big mood tbh
but!
unfortunately, being a successful artist means you have to put yourself out there when you can and give the fans things to tide them over between releases
and you’re our most popular artist

jisung:
yeah boi 🤙🏼👅
what else would i be

seungminnie:
what are you trying to say 👀

jisung:
…
im torn between bragging about my talent and not wanting to accidentally insult you

obsessed fan:
since when have u ever cared abt insulting us 🙄
it’s all we do to each other

jisung:
um im talking about seungmin, i can insult YOU all day long if i feel like it

obsessed fan:
omg ur so obsessed with me, u need a new hobby

jisung:
stop stealing my lines, it emphasises how pathetic you are 😩

seungminnie:
are you two done with your lovers' spat

jisung:
ew wtf
why the fuck would i date hyunjin

obsessed fan:
ew seungmin that’s disgusting
how dare you insult my taste like this

jisung:
bitch you wish you could have all this

seungminnie:
eh im not the only one who sees it
i did some deep-diving~ into stan twt the other day and people dig the enemies to lovers vibe of hyunsung

jisung:
hyunsung 🤢
we have a ship name 🤢

obsessed fan:
🤢🤢🤢

boss man:
why would you go onto stan twt, that’s such a cursed place

crazy cat lady:
???
bitch we own stan twt
those are Our People

iyenie:
channie-hyung you have a secret stan account

jisung:
wait he has what

boss man:
NO I DON’T
WBY WOUKD I HAVE THAT

jisung:
IDK WHY WOULD YOU

boss man:
THAT’S WHAR IM ASKIGN

iyenie:
how am i meant to know, it’s your account

binsual:
it’s to keep up with our fans in a way he cant do as CB97
undercover sleuthing to see whats in demand and the like
why do you think he always knows what will be received well

jisung:
😧
i just thought he had big brain energy

boss man:
binnie how dare you reveal my secrets like this
but yea i have a secret account lol and no, im not giving you my @

jisung:
b-but
hyung…

boss man:
no
i cant compromise my identity like that 😤

crazy cat lady:
why do you need a stan account, i could just do it all for you
im shameless enough to do it all on my public twitter
you could pay me even more for it too 👀

boss man:
i legit gave you a pay raise last month 😩

crazy cat lady:
why do you say that like it’s meant to be a good counterargument
i want the wons pls

jisung:
give him the wons

binsual:
wonhae manhi manhi

obsessed fan:
[insert intense dancing]

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
[dabs even tho it’s 2021]

jisung:
[dabs back]

boss man:
[whispers] you’d better be ready jisungie, your manager and car arrive in ten minutes

jisung:
,,,
so i’ll talk to you guys later!!
[dabs out]

#sungie:
… what’s your @ i just wanna know

boss man:
jisung for the love of god, just get dressed

#sungie:
do you ship hyunsung or smth, why are you so secretive about it

boss man:
ew no wtf
you two are so annoying, imagine what id go through if you dated

#sungie:
cant even argue with that, i cant imagine ever not wanting to break his neck

boss man:
lovely
now get dressed

#sungie:
give me your @ and i’ll put my jeans on

boss man:
give me your private and i’ll consider it

#sungie:
…
nvm i love wearing clothes and going to interviews!! public speaking while fully clothed is my passion!!!

boss man:
yeah that’s what i thought

#sungie:
🙄
whatever

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
hyung really just asked for my priv like that… he rlly called me out like that

• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  ngl it was such a power move, i'm slightly turned on
• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  no wait, the car’s here, now i am sad :(((( i don’t want to do interviews, interacting with people is hard :(((

j.one @onejisung
interview at mbc radio today! stay tuned ~

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
hi sungie! 💕 i heard you have an interview and a photoshoot today. i know how much you hate doing those, but you can do it! you're capable of more than you know so don’t listen to the voice in your head that tells you otherwise! that being said, trust in yourself and give yourself breaks when you need them so you can stay healthy and happy!! i’ll be tuning in to listen to you (if i’m not in the studio with hyunjin) so just know there’s a friend on the other end. good luck and keep your spirits up today 💕💕💕
you probably wont see this for a while but i just wanted to give you a little something to cheer you up <3

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
omg lix 😭
why are you always so sweet
you always know exactly what to say tysm <33
but yeah im not feeling too hot today about the interview, idk why but i just feel really nervous like im gonna trip up or something idek. but your message really helped so thank you for that 💕 idk when im next going to have a break but i’ll text you during it and we can talk if that’s okay with you? i think it would help calm me if i heard your voice for a bit

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
ofc that’s okay with me!
i get it, my voice is very soothing 😌

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
it actually is
even if it does sound like a demon’s possessed you

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
demon possession is incredibly soothing, yes
i’ll talk to you later, i don’t want to keep you from your schedule

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i wish there wasn’t even one in the first place but okay
i should probably go too bc my manager’s glaring at me looool
talk to you later 💕

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
later bro

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
bro 🖤

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
bro ✊🏼

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
ughhh this schedule still isn’t the most comfortable experience since my anxiety’s decided to flare up again, but lix always makes me feel better ♥️

• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  he always knows exactly what to say, how does he do it

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
but seriously he makes me feel so?? soft and secure?? he looks out for me and after me so well and selflessly, even when im acting like a dumbass

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
literally How Is He This Perfect

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
i have the bestest soulmate in the world 😤

j.one @onejisung
loving felix hours: officially open for the rest of eternity

CHRIS BANG @CB97
@onejisung get off your phone, you’re on air in less than 5 minutes

• j.one @onejisung
  oops, sorry boss man 😳

minho @leelino
it’s always a sexy sexy moment when chan puts someone in their place

• CHRIS BANG @CB97
  you have work to do as well
  |
  minho @leelino
  okay bby i’ll get right on that 😘

bree @pengtanboys
wait… if minho’s the head choreographer and he has work to do, then that means…

• minho @leelino
  :)
  |
  sam in the building @puppymin
  w-what does this mean… minho im shaking what does it mean
  |
  minho @leelino
  :)

ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
THIS SEEMS SO OMINOUS WHAT THE FCK I CANT BREATHE

• ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
  @CB97 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN KING LET US KNOW
  |
  CHRIS BANG @CB97
  well i think “:)” is a smiley face? so it means minho’s happy ig

ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
🤡

LABELBC LADS

jisung:
just got back from the worst experience of my life!!!!
whyyyyy do photoshoots last so long
like damn surely my face is attractive enough??

iyenie:
do you really want us to answer that honestly? 😐

jisung:
i am tired from this long ass day, do not test me infant
also
why did minho freak out our fanbase with those :) tweets

crazy cat lady:
bc i can :)
and also bc chan and i are discussing something and i thought I'd be internet savvy and tease something cryptically

jisung:
discussing what 👀
does it include me perchance

iyenie:
not everything is about you

crazy cat lady:
you're so right innie
but in this case it actually is lol

jisung:
wait really??
omg what is it pls tell me I NEED TO KNOW

crazy cat lady:
jfc calm down

jisung:
tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me

iyenie:
aaand that’s my cue to leave
cant be dealing with jisung’s annoying ass this late at night

jisung:
tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me
innie shut up

iyenie:
don’t tell me what to do hag

jisung:
im less than a year older than you???

iyenie:
but you wear the age so badly

jisung:
i-
don’t sidetrack me!!!!

iyenie:
don’t get sidetracked then

jisung:
you are
impossible to argue with

iyenie:
I know 😌

jisung:
… anyways hyung you haven’t answered my question

crazy cat lady:
you didn’t ask me a question

jisung:
do you really have to be pedantic right now

crazy cat lady:
oof big word there sungie, im proud of you

jisung:
hYUNG
stop avoiding the question
or demand or whatever

crazy cat lady:
im not the ceo, i cant tell you anything

jisung:
literally when has that ever stopped you before

crazy cat lady:
lmaooo true true
basically chan wants me to choreograph something

seungminnie:
wait what
channie-hyung wants our head choreographer to choreograph something?
what has this world come to

jisung:
our ceo’s gone mad!

crazy cat lady:
bitch i will cut you if you don’t stfu

seungminnie:
fine
i’m busy playing candy crush anyways

crazy cat lady:
don’t you have a schedule in the morning

seungminnie:
you say that like it’s meant to make a difference

jisung:
cant argue with that

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
me neither
i too have played candy crush until 6am

jisung:
omg soulmates
so have i
ugh who does it like us

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
no one, that’s who 😤

seungminnie:
please not this again
you guys do this everyday

jisung:
and what about it 🙄

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
and what about it 😠
OMG SOULMATES

jisung:
OMG
HOW ARE WE ALWAYS ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
WE’RE SO ELITE

jisung:
WE HONESTLY ARE

seungminnie:
you’re really not

jisung:
shut up and go back to your candy crush, you furry

seungminnie:
i hooked up with ONE (1) guy dressed like a werewolf at a halloween party when i was 16, can you let it GO

jisung:
okay furry whatever you say

seungminnie:
😠
goodbye bitch

jisung:
night furry x

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
night pup 😉
also where did minho-hyung go, wasn’t he meant to answer your question

jisung:
oh shit you’re right
i completely forgot about that until you reminded me
hyung where are you

crazy cat lady:
about to take a shit

jisung:
lovely
can you answer my question before you go tho

boss man:
i can

jisung:
chan-hyung!!
boss man!!!

boss man:
jisungie 👊🏻
basically i played minho a bit of 3racha’s next single
and he really liked the beat

jisung:
well ofc he did
we are amazing after all

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
nobody does it like 3racha 😤

jisung:
yes yes lixie

boss man:
he thinks it would be a good beat to dance to

jisung:
okay and??

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
uh
i think that means he wants to choreograph a routine for it?

jisung:
yea i get that
what does that have to do with me

boss man:
youd be the one dancing the routine

jisung:
what

boss man:
well, all three of us actually

jisung:
what

binsual:
what

boss man:
we think itd be a good way to build hype for the release

jisung:
by dancing???
bro i don’t dance 😭😭😭

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
(i say you can)

binsual:
me neither wtf
i didn’t know about this 😭

boss man:
it’s just an idea for now
nothings set in stone

crazy cat lady:
yeah ^

jisung:
ughhh idk about this
im not good at anything that requires movement

binsual:
i just don’t want to dance tbh
im a rapper, not a dancer
i thought we left that all behind at jype

jisung:
omg those dark days
we had to dance so much as trainees, who was i back then

crazy cat lady:
listen, nothings concrete yet which is why i was so cryptic on twitter
im just gonna see if i can create something for now and then we’ll see where things go from there
but i think you guys can do it and i think it will be well-received if you did

boss man:
we do get a lot of fans who say they want to see it
especially whenever they see innie or seungmin dance

jisung:
i knew nothing good would come out of you having that twitter account
also minho-hyung, aren’t you meant to be having a shit rn

crazy cat lady:
i am
it’s called multi-tasking bbe

jisung:
remind me to never touch your phone

crazy cat lady:
why, i don’t stick the thing down the toilet bowl or anything
i just have it in case i need to make an emergency call

jisung:
why would you need to make an emergency call on the toilet

crazy cat lady:
what if someone breaks into our apartment to kill me when im having a shit
a phone would be damn well useful in that context

boss man:
i mean… he’s not wrong

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
yeah that’s actually quite smart

jisung:
 don’t agree with him when im interrogating him lix, pls and thank you

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
sorry babe but he does have a point

jisung:
i know bby but he’s going to make me dance soon so i refuse to admit that

crazy cat lady:
you just did

jisung:
y’all hear smth?

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
dw jisungie, i’ll work on the routine with you if the plan goes ahead
i was a dancer before i became a songwriter remember?

jisung:
how could i forget, your dancing is incredible 😍
but thank you, i always knew i could count on you <333

crazy cat lady:
i mean it’s not like i offered my help or anything 🙄

jisung:
stfu you’re the one who suggested this in the first place

binsual:
and it’s literally your job

crazy cat lady:
quiet or else i’ll make you twerk during your routine

binsual:
do it, i’ll boss the move

crazy cat lady:
with what ass 😭😭

binsual:
i???

jisung:
lmaoo he has you there

binsual:
fuck off jisung, you don’t have an ass either

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
none of us do 😔
it’s our one flaw as a group

jisung:
cant have a fat ass when we have fat hearts full of love ♥️

Chapter Text

LABELBC LADS

jisung:
i cant believe this is actually happening
do i have any rights in this household 😭

seungminnie:
no

obsessed fan:
no

iyenie:
no

crazy cat lady:
eh sometimes maybe

binsual:
we can get through it sungie 😔
it’ll be painful but the hyungs are right, this will add hype to our release

jisung:
i know 😭
but that doesn’t mean i have to ENJOY it
also i refuse to dance for my solo work, i will physically grab a permanent marker and draw a line there

crazy cat lady:
ye ye dramatic hoe, we get it
just get your butts to the practice room before 8, we have a loooot of work to do

jisung:
8 😭😭😭
i cant believe youre making us do this at the asscrack of dawn

obsessed fan:
if you can do all nighters in the studio or lock yourself in there at 4am, you can go to the practice room for 8

crazy cat lady:
exactly
youre already awake and alive enough to spam the chat, you’ll be fine

jisung:
its not the same thing

binsual:
it really isn’t
also hyunjin never has to wake up for dance practice since he hasn’t even released any songs
so idk why he’s talking

obsessed fan:
UNPROVOKED????
either way, you guys need to stop dilly-dallying and get ready to go to the company, losers

jisung:
dilly what now

binsual:
dilly-dallying 😶

crazy cat lady:
lmao hyunjinnie wtf is that

jisung:
why is he talking like such an old man 😭

obsessed fan:
just shut up and get dressed 🙄

boss man:
yes, do that
im already here!

jisung:
but did you ever leave

boss man:
i do not need to answer that

crazy cat lady:
chan stop being a workaholic challenge failed

boss man:
i cant help it if im passionate about my job!
im always on that grind time prime time 😤💪🏻💯

jisung:
we get it, you were a student athlete 🙄

binsual:
yeah hyung no need to rub it in
also jisungie, are you ready? i’ll drop by yours in 10 and we’ll go to the company together

jisung:
can i cry on your shoulder on the walk

binsual:
only if i can cry on yours

crazy cat lady:
stop being so dramatic, you both agreed to this
plus felix will be there to help me teach you so you’ll be annoying us soon enough

jisung:
seeing him is the only good thing about this entire ordeal

crazy cat lady:
tf are the rest of us, spoilt milk?

jisung:
i mean,,, you said it not me

crazy cat lady:
🔪🔪🔪

obsessed fan:
oooh if lixie’s going to be there, can i come too?
i wanna dance with you too!
also highkey wanna see jisung struggle lmao

jisung:
i will break your legs if they pass through the practice room doors bitch

obsessed fan:
fucking try it bitch, those are MY ends

jisung:
yeah bc you wont work on your album bitch

obsessed fan:
you KNOW im still working on my pronunciation bitch, i want everything to be perfect fpr when i finally debut

jisung:
i know this bitch, ive given you lessons and told you that youre good enough to debut already bitch

obsessed fan:
good enough isn’t perfect bitch 😭

jisung:
that’s bc perfect is only something that applies to me bitch

binsual:
ahem
i would like to remind you all that buzzfeed wrote an article all about me specifically

jisung:
oh shit you perfect too bitch
*hyung i mean

obsessed fan:
yeah you’re god-tier hyung, im not even going to deny it

binsual:
😳
well i wasn’t expecting this much praise from you two
feels good tbh

jisung:
lol don’t get used to it

obsessed fan:
lmao it wont last long bilbo baggins

binsual:
it lasted all of 2 seconds ffs

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
I AM AWAKE
barely had enoihh sleep and im tupign this all with mg eyes xlosed but im awake
I wil be at the practie room on tiem o promise

jisung:
take your time!!! don’t strain yourself!!
that sounded v sarcastic but its not, i promise

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i kmnwo its nof kisungie dw xx

obsessed fan:
yeah kisungie

jisung:
fuck off dickwad
lixie my soulmate, why didn’t you have enough sleep :((

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i mightve bene palting sims until 5am lol
han jisim built lee simlix a house!!!

jisung:
he knows me so well, id do the same irl

binsual:
you actually would
also open the door, im here

jisung:
you couldn’t ring the bell?

binsual:
why would i do that when ik you’re reading the gc
btw i bought coffee for us

jisung:
you did? 👀
seo changbin-ssi, perhaps you are closer to getting rights everyday

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
get me coffee too pls hyung

jisung:
you can share mine dw <3

obsessed fan:
yesss drink all that backwash

jisung:
hyungit you need to stop with all of this blatant jealousy, it’s just so ugly on you

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
lmao jisung sccidentally spat into mg mouth once, it s fine

obsessed fan:
wait what

binsual:
🤢 what

boss man:
i came onto the chat to make sure you guys are on the way here but i regret it so hard now
goodbye

jisung:
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OK AJSJDKFLDD
LEAVE ME ALONE

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
so jisung really just spat into felix’s mouth huh

• alina @shootersforhj
  ew wtf that’s so unsanitary
• xav @jeekiessuperior
  h-he what 😳

j.one @onejisung
ASJDJLDKL IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND IT HAPPENED ONE TIME OKAY

• xav @jeekiessuperior
  babe how do you accidentally spit into someones mouth

j.one @onejisung
IT WASN’T EVEN LIKE ACTUAL SPIT IT WAS JUST A FLECK

j.one @onejisung
I WAS JUST SPEAKING VERY PASSIONATELY AND ACCIDENTALLY SPRAYED IT INSTEAD OF SAYING IT THAT’S ALL

j.one @onejisung
hyunjins really out here making out like he witnessed me cup felix’s jaw and spit into his open mouth or something smh

• innie @jyanggg
  hyung wtf can you leave some things in the drafts pls, think of the children
• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  you guys are the ones casually swapping spit so
  |
  j.one @HWANGHJ
  stop phrasing it in weird ways man, why are you doing this to me at 7am 😭

felix lee @leelix
why is everyone in my mentions asking me if jisung really spat in my mouth once

• felix lee @leelix
  i mean the answer’s yes if you’re really curious but it’s not a big deal? it was like two flecks and he wiped them off my mouth so

xav @jeekiessuperior
fellas is it gay to accidentally spit in your homie’s mouth and then wipe it off for them, asking for a friend

• sam in the building @puppymin
  m8 i checked ao3 and someone already uploaded a drabble about it, it’s been less than an hour since they first tweeted about it 💀

j.one @onejisung
low quality picture of a high quality man 😏

minho @leelino
i bet chan that he couldn’t squat with me on his back and now he’s carrying me around everywhere so who really won here 😈

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
sir this is a dance studio

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
enjoy the face of the only normal one here

ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
3racha in the practice room are so chaotic lmao

ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
wait… WHY ARE 3RACHA IN THE PRACTICE ROOM WHAT THE FUCK

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
lixieeeeee
whats on the agenda for you today 👀

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
uhhh nothing much really?? ive been working on some songs for innie’s next EP but i need to run through those with channie-hyung
he’s booked up in meetings all day tho

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
so does this mean you’re free to go and grab lunch with me?
im really craving some chicken rn

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
only if you’re paying 😏

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
damn i really have to pay you to hang out with me
youre lucky i like you so much

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
😌
i’ll come to your studio in 10??

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
yessss
ive missed hanging out with you

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
we see each other every day bro

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
that’s different
we see each other at dance practice when im close to death

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
you’re such an overdramatic baby

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i am babie yeth

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
ofc you are 💕💕💕
do you really hate dance practice? i actually have a lot of fun in them
makes me wonder how things would’ve turned out if jype worked out for us

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
you’re right, they actually are fun, i just want to be dramatic
i love hanging out with you, why wouldn’t it be 💕
and the others are ok too ig lmao
i just… hate physical movement

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
you do really well though! you picked up the routine the quickest ♥️

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i also forgot it the quickest 😅

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
dw sungie, with me by your side you’ll have it memorised permanently in no time
and then the next thing you know it’s j.one world domination

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
well i do like the sound of that 😈
i also like the thought of chicken so hurry up and come over pls and ty

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
so impatient smh
omw <3

j.one @onejisung
lunch date 🍽️

felix lee @leelix
when @onejisung remembered that he’s paying for the entire bill 😏

j.one @onejisung
i put such nice pictures of lixie online but he never returns the favour smh

• felix lee @leelix
  hey my pictures of you are very cute!!!! 😠
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  i look like i don’t have a single thought in my head 🙄
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  and you look cute while doing it!!! pouty baby 🥺

minho @leelino
cant believe two (2) fake hoes had the audacity to not invite me for lunch and then posted about it on social media right in front of my salad

• j.one @onejisung
  you were neither needed nor wanted
• felix lee @leelix
  we had lots of fun without you dw

minho @leelino
god i do so much for this company and the lack of appreciation i get,,, disgusting. i am disgusted.

• j.one @onejisung
  wait, who are you again?

minho @leelino
just for that, im gonna have jisung do 100 push ups before practice tomorrow morning :)

• felix lee @leelix
  😬 do you want him to die, he’s never done a push up in his life
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  shhhh not on the tl, we cant sabotage my cool and suave image online

felix lee @leelix
sorry guys ignore my last tweet, jisungie’s a pro at push ups and exercising willingly!! they call him gym lad jisung on the streets 😤💪🏻💯

• felix lee @leelix
  @onejisung did i do well? 😗
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  yesss you did well 😌

minho @leelino
what is this fake news, jisung has noodle arms 😭

• j.one @onejisung
  HYUNG??!!!!

j.one @onejisung
do these look like noodle arms 😤

• felix lee @leelix
  GYM LAD JISUNG 😍👅💪🏻
• minho @leelino
  lmao did you save that from a fansite
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  I ASKED FOR PERMISSION FIRST LEAVE ME ALONE

seo changbin @therealspearb
did someone say arms 👀

j.one @onejisung
…

j.one @onejisung
[rest.]

• seo changbin @therealspearb
  😌
• minho @leelino
  lmao that’s what i thought little boi

squirrel @jisungssmalltoe
okay but this is made 10000x funnier by the looks on both felix and jisung in the background, i am deceased

squirrel @jisungssmalltoe
jisung: 😯
felix: 😏

• squirrel @jisungssmalltoe
  me:
  

bree @pengtanboys
[whispers] changlix rise

• savannah @chanstiddies
  why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? jilix are Right There
  |
  bree @pengtanboys
  but consider: changlix leaves room for hyunsung to thrive 👀
  |
  savannah @chanstiddies
  👀👀

felix lee @leelix
okay so maybe jisung’s arms aren’t as jacked as binnie-hyung’s but (a) whose are? and (b) they’re still great so flood his mentions with praise Right Now or else 😠🔪

bree @pengtanboys
ok nvm ignore my last tweet

Chapter Text

LABELBC LADS

iyenie:
hello hags
i have the day off (thank god for that) so who wants to hang out and buy me food

jisung:
im sorry, i don’t even know what money is so i cant help you out ://

iyenie:
whatever uglie i don’t want to hang out with you anyways
anyone else free?
other than hyunjin since he’s always free

obsessed fan:
i am not!!!
i have a very busy life actually

iyenie:
doing what
we’re your only friends and we always have schedules

jisung:
damn innie youre really out for blood today
i mean, not that youre wrong

obsessed fan:
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
i actually have rap lessons until 4pm and then im at your dance practice until my own one at 8

iyenie:
what about everyone else

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
im in the studio until the dance practice at 4
actually innie, you should think about coming by, it’d be good to have you with me so i can see how things would sound with you actually singing it
you can help with some of the lyrics too. having your name on the credits would go over well with your fans

jisung:
^^

iyenie:
what part of “i have the day off” did you not get 😒

jisung:
stay alone then brat
channie-hyung’s locked himself in the studio, changbin-hyung has an interview w some online magazine, minho-hyung’s with his cats and seungminnie’s hosting ASC today

iyenie:
ugh why is everyone so busy
ig i can come by the studio then

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
okay!
just ring me when you’re close so ik when to unlock the door

obsessed fan:
innie are you going to come to the dance practice later? you really should, it’s pretty fun

jisung:
it actually is ngl
the dancing is pretty painful but the vibe is good

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
except for when jisungie and hyunjin threaten to beat each other up

iyenie:
wdym that sounds like the highlight of the entire thing
you sold it to me with that one line, i’ll be there

jisung:
it’s not my fault that hyunjin is so annoying

obsessed fan:
literally all i did was point out that you got the move wrong

jisung:
um i think felix has that covered so your input is unnecessary

obsessed fan:
youre unnecessary

jisung:
youre ugly

obsessed fan:
lmao no im not

jisung:
😠😠
can u at least pretend that it offended you

obsessed fan:
how can i when im the visual of the group? 💅

jisung:
um false news, lixie’s the best-looking in the group

iyenie:
ew
to both of your comments

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
aww jisungie ~
why are you always so sweet 🥺💕

jisung:
just speaking the truth!!!

obsessed fan:
🙄

iyenie:
i wish i had a personal hypeman like felix does

obsessed fan:
*hyung

iyenie:
theres no need to call me hyung, hyunjin
ik im your sunbaenim but its okay

obsessed fan:
STOP REMINDING ME OF THAT
IM GLAD WE’RE NOT HANGING OUT TIDAY

iyenie:
today* and yes we are
im coming to dance practice remember

obsessed fan:
im gonna lock the door

jisung:
i’ll lock the door before either of you can get in

obsessed fan:
shut up jisung, go back to hyping up felix

jisung:
ha jokes on you, id gladly do that
but unfortunately rn i need to return to working on this song so peace out mfs
see you at 4

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
yeah i should get going too before you distract me even more
innie lmk when youre coming by yeah?
bye everyone

iyenie:
i’ll probably come after i eat breakfast

obsessed fan:
it’s 12:45pm???

iyenie:
your point?

jisung:
your point?

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
your point?

obsessed fan:
you guys are disgusting
i need to go to my rap lesson, goodbye heathens

jisung:
bye bitch

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
catch you later hyunjinnie~

iyenie:
bye my little hoobae 😘

obsessed fan:
i hate everyone here but felix

jisung:
bitch so do i, you aint special

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
yk the more time we spend in dance practice, the more i keep thinking about what lixie said. about how things might’ve turned out if jype worked out for us and we stayed as idols

• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  what if chan didn’t leave? changbin and i left bc we couldn’t imagine debuting without him, but what if we stayed and ended up training with the other guys? i mean lixie was already there before we left and so were seungminnie and jeongin so...
• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  we could’ve debuted in an idol group together for all we know 😶
• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  it's mad how differently things turned out
• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  not that i would give up my position now for anything. i love interacting with our fans in a way that idol companies dont let their artists do. and i cant ever imagine not having complete creative control over my songs, like i think having my muse stifled would’ve honestly killed me off
• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  and even if dance practice is fun, i could NOT imagine memorising tens of routines for the life of me 😭😭😭

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
lets all take a moment of silence for parallel universe jisung in jype. poor fucker has to actually move about on a regular basis.

innie @jyanggg
my hoobae @HWANGHJ claims he doesn’t like me but then he holds me like this 😌

felix lee @leelix
@HWANGHJ catching us slipping 😳

minho @leelino
weekly reassurance that chan is indeed alive

• CHRIS BANG @CB97
  that’s right i am indeed alive

j.one @onejisung
he forced me to take this picture. that is a smile of a man in pain. help me. oh god someone help m

• minho @leelino
  jisungie’s tweet cut off midsentence bc i killed him :)

sam in the building @puppymin
ok so jisung was in the practice room today (minsung selca) and i swear down chan and changbin were also in the practice room. so does that mean…?

• ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
  if it does, i will literally bite my pillow what the fck

LabelBC @LabelBCOfficial
3RACHA Digital Single [‘Runner’s High’]
💿 Single -> 28.02.22, 6PM KST
🎥 Music Video -> 28.02.22, 6PM KST
🔗 www.labelbcofficial.com/3RACHA
#LABELBC #3RACHA #RUNNERSHIGH #3RACHA_RUNNERSHIGH

LabelBC @LabelBCOfficial
3RACHA – ‘Runner’s High’ [CHOREOGRAPHY TEASER]
🔗 youtu.be.com/cwmc_hjscbc38
#LABELBC #3RACHA #RUNNERSHIGH #3RACHA_RUNNERSHIGH

savannah @chanstiddies
WHAT THE FUCK QHAT FHS FUCK AXKSJSJFLMDK

• jvckiii @godbinnie
  SAVANNAH ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 HOW DECEASED ARE YOU RIHGT NOW
  |
  savannah @chanstiddies
  FKCING 8394 ON THE SCALE BISH IM ABKUT TO HAV E AN ASTHMA ATTAKC

ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
BRB ABOUT TO GO FERAL AND TEAR THE FUCK INTO MY PILLOWS

• sam in the building @puppymin
  OOMF LEAVE ONE FOR ME IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT ASDJHGKFL

xav @jeekiessuperior
IF YOURE WONDERING WHY IM DEAD IN A DITCH ITS BC OF CENTRE HANJISUNG

alina @shootersforhj
i cant believe 3racha invented dancing, what absolute KINGS

• ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
  funny how michael jackson sunbaenim has been real quiet ever since this teaser dropped

minho @leelino
:)

• squirrel @jisungssmalltoe
  MINHO YOU BEAUTIFULMAN IM A WHOLE ASS LESBIAN BUT I AM THIS 🤏🏼 CLOSE TO KISSING YOU

CHRIS BANG @CB97
so how’s everyone feeling then 👀

• CHRIS BANG @CB97
  im guessing you guys are happy i convinced jisungie and bin to give this a go then? you’re welcome

minho @leelino
@CB97 bitch it was my idea in the first place, they should be thanking ME

• CHRIS BANG @CB97
  they can thank both of us then 🙄

seo changbin @therealspearb
yes 3racha have a choreographed comeback, yes i havent danced in years so im a little rusty at it, yes my feelings will be hurt if you laugh at us so please don’t do that

• c @pizzabin
  omg we would never bby, im sure you’ll smash it <33

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
felix and i have been helping minho-hyung + 3racha practice the choreo so take it from someone who’s seen it all in person: it’s actually amazing!! no one will be laughing after they see the full thing, i promise 😍

felix lee @leelix
hyunjins right! the dance is amazing and i know you guys will be very impressed. 3racha worked v hard on it as well so please give them a lot of love when the mv drops

innie @jyanggg
the old men speak the truth, the choreo is tight 😍 changbinnie-hyung is just nervous so flood his mentions with love ig

seungmin in the building @kseungmin
guys you don’t understand, ive never actually seen jisung move so much in my life. for that alone, you need to keep an eye out for this comeback

j.one @onejisung
so ig you guys enjoyed the teaser 👀

j.one @onejisung
ugh my impact is just 💅

• minho @leelino
  my* impact bitch, i forced you into it
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  um it only went through when changbin-hyung and i finally agreed to it so yes it’s my impact 💅

minho @leelino
sungie really thinks i wouldn’t have physically dragged him out of bed to dance my routine whether he liked it or not. what a sweet sweet summer child

j.one @onejisung
damn if people are really that pressed about wanting credit, then ig i can give it where it’s due 🙄

j.one @onejisung
thank you to the best boy ever @leelix who woke up at the crack of dawn for every practice, even though he had his own stuff to get on with, just to work on the choreography with me. i don’t deserve you 😭💕

• felix lee @leelix
  its no problem!!! you know i would help you a thousand times over if you needed me to <333

minho @leelino
mf i did too 😭😭

• j.one @onejisung
  it’s literally your job to
• seo changbin @therealspearb
  yea but you get paid for it

innie @jyanggg
you know what? ive decided i need a hypeman like jisung has felix

• innie @jyanggg
  @kseungmin step up bro
  |
  seungmin is in the building @kseungmin
  lol no

innie @jyanggg
ughh 🙄 looks like im gonna have to call upon my hoobae @HWANGHJ then

• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  brat i’ll block you

innie @jyanggg
im legit running out of options here, can someone just hype me up pls 😥

• CHRIS BANG @CB97
  i can do it if you want
  |
  innie @jyanggg
  that’s very kind of you hyung but your display name makes it feel like youre yelling at me and i cant be dealing with that on a daily basis
  |
  CHRIS BANG @CB97
  … brat.

j.one @onejisung
i see from the tl that once again, lixie and i are the ultimate trendsetters, we love to see it

• felix lee @leelix
  they want to be us so bad
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  they WISH they had this much sauce

LABELBC LADS

iyenie:
valentines day is tomorrow bitches

boss man:
innie.

iyenie:
sorry, i meant bitches and channie-hyung*

boss man:
better
continue

iyenie:
i just wanted to know what we’re doing tomorrow
bc perhaps i will be lonely otherwise

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
jisung and i are having a studio ghibli marathon!!

jisung:
yeah we’re ordering takeout and stocking up on loads of junk food and we’re going to build a PILLOW FORT 😍😍😍

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
😍😍😍
ITS GONNA BE SO GOOD, I CANT WAIT

obsessed fan:
wtf i want to build a pillow fort

jisung:
lol sucks to be you ig

obsessed fan:
lemme into your pillow fort hoe

iyenie:
ooh ooh me too
every pillow fort needs a king after all

jisung:
and it has two (2) in me and lixie

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
it already has two??
omg jisung

jisung:
OMG FELIX
HOW ARE WE LIKE THIS

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
WHY ARE WE THIS GOOD

iyenie:
you two are so annoying

jisung:
looks like someone’s jealous theyre not going to be in a pillow fort

iyenie:
you really think you can stop me from just turning up 😂

obsessed fan:
ew you local keep that emoji away from me
but yes i too will turn up tomorrow so see you then! 😘

jisung:
you don’t even know whose apartment its going to be in

obsessed fan:
well its not going to be in lixie’s shoebox

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
hey! i pay for that shoebox all by myself, it’s my baby 😠

jisung:
yeah, leave the shoebox alone 😠
(but on a real note feel free to move in with me whenever felix)

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
thank you sungie <3
(i’ll keep that in mind lol)

crazy cat lady:
we’re building a pillow fort at sungie’s tomorrow?
okay, chan and i will be there

boss man:
yesss i love pillow forts
tomorrows gonna be a good day 😎

jisung:
ew wtf you two aren’t invited either
don’t you have your own plans 😭

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
everyone keeps trying to get in on our palentines day smh

jisung:
why are they so obsessed with us 😔

binsual:
we’re building a pillow fort in palestine????

jisung:
literally where does it say that

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
it’s PAL-entines, not palestine
jisungie and i are spending valentines day together <33

binsual:
you two are so

crazy cat lady:
sickening?

binsual:
kinda cute actually

iyenie:
ew hyung don’t encourage them 🤢

jisung:
the stench of jealousy in here

obsessed fan:
that’s just you

jisung:
fuck a cactus hwang

obsessed fan:
shove one up your ass han

seungminnie:
oh sweet, we’re building a pillow fort in jisung’s tomorrow?? be right there

binsual:
well if everyones coming, ig i have to come too
cant have the star of the show not there

jisung:
listen up spearb
the only person invited to my flat is lee felix and lee felix alone
by coming to the pillow fort, you confirm that you are no one but lee felix, you are in no way affiliated to anyone who is not lee felix, you are not coming on behalf of anyone who is not lee felix or an associate of anyone who is not lee felix. to the best of your knowledge, information and belief, no access to the pillow fort will be granted to anyone who is not lee felix.

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
babe 💕💕💕💕

boss man:
i’ll bring pizza and chicken wings

jisung:
access granted

iyenie:
okay so i’ll see you there then hyung!

jisung:
who said youre going to be there brat

iyenie:

why not? :((

jisung:
…
mf

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
YOU CAN COME INNIE ITS FINE
I WILL OPEN THE DOOR TO YOU MYSELF ITS OKAY

iyenie:
well if you insist 😌

jisung:
i cant even fight him on this, i too will open the door for you

obsessed fan:
me too pls

jisung:
no

binsual:
im gonna be in the studio for a bit tomorrow but i’ll come by at around 4 i think
see you then

seungminnie:
hyung if you wait half an hour for my vocal lesson to finish, i’ll come with you

crazy cat lady:
bring popcorn with you, im craving it

seungminnie:
pay me for it

crazy cat lady:
bitch you make more money than me

binsual:
i’ll bring the soju

obsessed fan:
okay well if everyone else is coming, i definitely am
don’t even try to stop me 😤

jisung:
i –
fine!!! invite the whole of seoul to my flat why don’t you
y'all better bring at least one snack with you bc im not feeding you all singlehandedly
and apologise to lix for crashing our palentines day 😠

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
haha it’s okay jisungie
it’ll be fun either way ♥️

crazy cat lady:
yeah we’re all pals here

boss man:
just a bunch of lads hanging out

crazy cat lady:
chilling in the hot tub

boss man:
five feet apart because we’re not gay

Chapter Text

j.one @onejisung
it’s the 14^th of february so happy valentine’s day to all of my fans 💕 in celebration pls enjoy the first selfie i've taken all month since you guys have been asking for it or whatever

j.one @onejisung
oh yeah i dyed my hair the other day btw lol

• cerys 📌 jlx au @flxfreckles
  it looks so good on you bub 😍 happy valentines day
• squirrel @jisungssmalltoe
  bet youre gonna be bald by the time your birthday comes

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
happy valentines day my loves

• alina @shootersforhj
  LOW QUALITY PICTURE HIGH QUALITY MAN

minho @leelino
happy valentines day to 1/3 of the only beings on this earth worthy of love

CHRIS BANG @CB97
it’s feb 14th so you know what that means…

• CHRIS BANG @CB97
  happy birthday to the one and only jeong jaehyun 🤙🏼 pls reply to my text friend it’s been hours since i sent it and also add me to the 97 liner group chat since bambam refuses to, also did i mention happy birthday bc hbd
  |
  ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
  wait you know jaehyun??? omg ot21 nctzens follow me, we are now brethren

felix lee @leelix
happy valentines day everyone! even if you don’t have a significant other, i hope you can spend today with someone you love, whether that’s a friend or family ♥️ romantic love is nice and all but i think it’s important to celebrate other kinds of love too ^.^

felix lee @leelix
personally i will be spending today with the lads for PAL-entines day 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼 we’re watching studio ghibli movies and building a pillow fort!!!

innie @jyanggg
omw to @onejisung’s place to rule as the king of the pillow fort 😎 happy valentines day everyone!

seo changbin @therealspearb
enroute to jisung’s for #PALentinesDay

• seungmin in the building @kseungmin
  you snakes really took a selfie without me when i went to buy the popcorn???

j.one @onejisung
ugh hosting people is so hard. the fact that i had to clean bc minho-hyung and my number 1 fan would be on my ass otherwise… 🙄

• j.one @onejisung
  and by number 1 fan, yes i mean hw*ng hyunj*n who else would it be

felix lee @leelix
did jisungie just admit he wouldn’t have cleaned if it was just us in the pillow fort like we planned, am i really that unspecial 💀

• j.one @onejisung
  NO YOURE SPECIAL YOURE JUST ALSO WILLING TO UNDERSTAND MY LAZINESS 😭

j.one @onejisung
i take back my previous statement, i am cleaning solely bc felix is coming ty and goodnight

• felix lee @leelix
  ugh youre so sweet, we love to see it

xav @jeekiessuperior
jilix originally planned to spend valentines day together before the rest of the boys gatecrashed, can we all say soulmate behaviour bc this is soulmate behaviour

• xav @jeekiessuperior
  theyre gonna build a pillow fort and marathon studio ghibli movies, tomdaya could never!!!
• xav @jeekiessuperior
  this is making me so soft, i need to spam all of my socials with love for jilix now brb

xav @jeekiessuperior
ok so idk if anyone here is active on reddit but i am and i might’ve written a thread on jilix there? 👉🏼👈🏼 basically theyre hella cute and i need everyone to know this so pls check it out: https://reddit.app.link/LFHJsskz001415

• calla @hjgang
  oomf you are so right, jilix ARE the cutest boyfriends ever
• james @llabelbc
  OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE TIME THEY WERE IN CHILE THEY ARE ACTUALLY SO DUMB 😭😭😭

r/LabeLBC Posted by u/jeekiessuperior 1 hour ago

In honour of Valentine’s Day, here are my favourite Jilix moments!

You all knew this thread was coming. After all, I’m the leader of this sub’s Jilix (and Jeekies!) fanclub so it'd be a disservice to us all if I didn’t provide a compilation of all the times that Jilix proved to us that they are the superior couple. We’d be here all day if I included ALL of them though so here are my top five moments instead.

1. When Jisung was meant to smack Felix’s arm as a punishment for losing a game but kissed it better instead. Literally how was this a punishment. Felix smiled so wide as soon as Jisung’s lips were on his skin, he loved it. And Sungie, you ain’t slick either, we’re all onto you!
2. That time when they had a surprise VLive at midnight and it was to stream their Fornite and Tiktok dance battle. Istg I hate them, they’re so irritating lmao. But if anyone at LabelBC has enough crackhead energy to spend 20 minutes in a dance battle and then ask viewers to crown the winner, it’s Jisung and Felix. Pure soulmate behaviour methinks.
3. Speaking of VLives, does anyone else remember when they crashed Changbin’s VLive and just spent the entire time making us single people feel awful about ourselves? Felix sat on Jisung’s lap the WHOLE time even though there was an empty chair in the corner. They also kept giggling into each other’s ears and when Jisung said his hands were cold, Lix held them with his tiny paws iamsosoftnobodytalktome. WE GET IT, YOU’RE IN LOVE.
4. When the dumbasses got lost in Chile and the only sentence Lix knew in Spanish was “¿donde esta la biblioteca?” so they just kept asking people where the library was and got increasingly confused when they kept circling back to the same building. And that was the day they officially lost their one brain cell.
5. And finally… when Felix refused to take his mask off because he thought his freckles were too ugly (THEY COULD NEVER BE) and Jisung went on a rant for 3 minutes and 26 seconds about how his freckles are gorgeous and how Felix is beautiful and if anyone ever makes him like shit, Jisung will personally fight them. Ugh, it was singlehandedly the cutest exchange I’ve ever seen between them. Felix blushed so hard! Jisung was so passionate! Felix even took his mask off at the end of the VLive, even though Jisung told him he shouldn’t feel pressured to do it despite what he’d said earlier! They held hands for the millionth time!!!! Be still my beating heart.

Ughh, I’ve barely even scratched the surface with this – like I said, I could honestly do this all day – but these moments have made me soft enough as it is. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! I hope you have a brilliant day (like I’m sure Jilix will be doing wink wonk) and remember to stream 3RACHA’s new single when it drops later this month!

89% Upvoted

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
is there a reason why jisung’s flat attracts all of the sunlight in seoul 😊

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
fr im abt to go blind any second now, even with the blinds closed

felix lee @leelix
idk what hyunjin’s complaining about, i am thriving this PALentines day 😌😏

Koreaboo @Koreaboo
Five Times Rapper j.one And His Boyfriend Lee Felix Were The Cutest Couple Ever: https://www.koreaboo.com/lists/labelbc-jone-leefelix-cutest-couple-ever-relationships

Five Times Rapper j.one And His Boyfriend Lee Felix Were The Cutest Couple Ever

#Jilix make us all feel very single and we can’t help but love them for it

If there’s any kpop couple who has the hearts of everyone on the internet, it’s none other than rapper j.one and songwriter Lee Felix from LabelBC. The two regularly prove that they're the superior couple in the industry so it would be a disservice to them if we didn’t commemorate that this Valentine's Day. Here are five times that Jilix proved true love is indeed real.

1. When Jisung kissed Felix’s arm as a punishment for losing a game

During a joint V Live with all members of LabelBC, Felix was the unlucky loser of an intense round of games and was punished by the other boys with hits to his arm. Well, not all of them. Instead of hitting his boyfriend, j.one kissed his arm better.

How is that a punishment? Felix smiled so wide as soon as j.one landed the kiss on his arm – he loved it!

And j.one wasn’t slick either with that move. We’re all onto you two.#

2. When they had a surprise dance battle on V Live at midnight

Back in October 2018, fans received an unexpected notification from V Live, only to find j.one and Felix streaming a Fortnite and TikTok dance battle. They spent 20 minutes dancing aggressively against each other before asking viewers to crown a winner.

If anyone has enough crackhead energy to do this, it was going to be these two. Can we hear the words ‘soulmate behaviour’?

3. When they crashed SpearB’S V Live and reminded the rest of us of how single we all are

Labelmate and fellow 3RACHA member, SpearB, was on V Live last January when j.one and Felix dropped by. They spent their appearance making us single people feel awful about ourselves. Not only did Felix sit on j.one’s lap the entire time (despite the empty chair in the corner) but he also held his hands when j.one complained that they felt cold. That, coupled with the near-constant giggling and whispers, just showed us how taken they are with each other. We get it, you’re in love!

4. When they got lost in Chile and it was the most hilarious thing ever caught on camera

Last year when 3RACHA set off to Chile to film the music video for their single Don Quixote, Felix tagged along for the ride. Not that it made much difference since he and j.one still separated from the rest of the group and managed to get lost.

The only sentence Felix knew in Spanish was ‘¿donde esta la biblioteca?’ which any Spanish speaker will tell you means ‘where is the library?’. The couple clearly didn’t know this, however, because they got increasingly confused when they were repeatedly redirected to the same building… The library.

In other words: Jilix officially lost their one brain cell that day.

5. And finally… when j.one ranted for 3 minutes and 26 seconds about how beautiful Felix and his freckles are

During yet another V Live, Felix mentioned not wanting to take off his mask since he felt insecure about his bare face and freckles. Cue j.one’s passionate speech about how his freckles are gorgeous and how he will personally fight anyone who makes Felix feel otherwise.

It was singlehandedly the cutest exchange between the two ever captured on camera. j.one was so passionate! Felix blushed so hard! They held hands (for the millionth time)! And if that wasn’t enough, Felix even took his mask off at the end of the V Live despite j.one reassuring him that he shouldn't feel pressured to do so by his speech.

Be still my beating heart. All fans will undoubtedly agree that their relationship is too sweet for words. The best boyfriends of the year award definitely goes to these two.

Did we include your favourite Jilix moments in our list? If not, let us know which ones we missed out – after all, there are so many to list that we’d be here all day if we tried!

alina @shootersforhj
LMAOOO WHAT THE FUCK DOES KOREABOO ACTUALLY THINK THEYRE DATING THIS IS SO FUCKIING FUNNY AKSJDKJFLKF

• c @pizzabin
  sksksk fr tho, some of my moots are pissed off abt it, but i just find it hilarious. of all people for this to happen to, it WOULD happen to jilix lmao 😭

jvckiii @godbinnie
uh… what the fuck???

• jvckiii @godbinnie
  seriously @Koreaboo delete this article. it’s one thing to ship them together, but they’re just best friends so that shit should stay on stan twt. this is so goddamn unprofessional.

xav @jeekiessuperior
what the actual fuck @Koreaboo is there a reason you stole my damn reddit thread and passed it off as your own article?

• calla @hjgang
  omg xav i was just reading it and i was like??? wtf this has basically been lifted word for word from your reddit thread
• savannah @chanstiddies
  wait all of this is YOUR fault? fucking delulus man istg

jvckiii @godbinnie
okay so it turns out that @Koreaboo stole that article from a reddit thread by @jeekiessuperior. it’s bad that they stole it but i swear these delulu shippers just make it all worse. jilix are BEST FRIENDS, get that into your thick heads

• jvckiii @godbinnie
  just bc they’re both out doesn’t mean they have to be dating each other. it’s possible for people of the same gender to be friends without hopping onto each other’s d*cks just bc they’re both gay. but that doesn’t work with your fetishising fantasies so ig it doesn’t matter 🙄
  |
  jvckiii @godbinnie
  and now look what’s happened. the media is spread false news. just imagine how jisung and felix will feel when they come online and see how people overanalyse their every goddamn interaction just bc it makes them horny? i hope you’re all fucking happy now

kayla @innieinnieya
everyone coming for xav are such fucking hypocrites wtf. half of you on this birdapp openly thirst over labelbc yourselves, goddamn 16yos on here talking about wanting to sleep with hj or mentioning chan’s tiddies in their @ and you’re attacking xav for being inappropriate?

• kayla @innieinnieya
  the other half of you openly ship jilix yourselves so stfu and sit down
  |
  kayla @innieinnieya
  you might not like shipping and that’s fine, but xav never tagged the boys in anything and kept their thread squarely in fandom space. it was koreaboo that stole it for an article and made it go viral. maybe fucking sit THEM down and have THEM answer to it

boss man:
uhhhh
idk how to say this but you should probably check twitter

#sungie:
wdym
we’re in the middle of watching kiki’s delivery service, i cant go on twitter now!!

boss man:
jisung
im being serious, go on twitter
it’s important

#sungie:
ok now ur lowkey scaring me
does this have something to do with the phone call you just got?

boss man:
yes

#sungie:
…
will this make me upset

boss man:
no lol

#sungie:
so it’s not urgent?

boss man:
no it is
it’s just
weird
look, just make my job easier and go on twitter to see what i mean

j.one @onejisung
uh… my what now

jvckiii @godbinnie
oh god he’s seen it

• jvckiii @godbinnie
  @jeekiessuperior are you freaking happy now, look at what you’ve done
  |
  xav @jeekiessuperior
  im sorry, i genuinely didn’t mean for this to happen, please believe me

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
felix
psssttt lixie pixie

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
why are you texting me when we’re right next to each other

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
bc i don’t want the others to hear duh

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
ooh are you going to tell me a juicy secret 👀👀
did you murder someone????

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
literally wtf no

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
oh

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
bro why do you sound so disappointed 😭

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i am not! 😠

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
you're legit pouting i can see you

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
whatever 😠
what did you want to tell me then

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
well the thing is,,,
you should probably check out twitter
like right now

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
in the middle of kiki’s delivery service?? what is this sacrilege you demand???

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
bro don’t use big words with me, it gives me hives
but no seriously go on twt
its important

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i mean… okay?? did dispatch reveal a new couple or something??
IS SANA DATING SOMEONE

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
no!!!
i mean she could be
but its not about sana
its about us

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
have we started a new movement with PAL-entines day???

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i wish
lixie bby just go on twt and see for yourself

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
hmm this seems sus but ok

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
💕💕💕
also pls don’t freak out lol

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
what would i even freak out over
i’ll have you know i am an Incredibly Chill Person 😎
BOYFRJEND LEE FELIX?????

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i know 🙃

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
IT’S SONGWRITER LEE FELIX TYVM HOW DARE THEY NOT REFER TO ME BY MY PROPER TITLE
AM I JUST A JOKE TO THEM

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i
what

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT
I DON’T SPEND HOURS TRYING TO WRITE THESE SONGS JUST TO BE KNOWN AS YOUR BOYFRIEND

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
hey whats wrong with being my boyfriend!!!
am i really that unattractive 😭

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
you’re very attractive babe dw 💕
any guy would be lucky to have you

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
if you say so 😔

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i do say so!!!
but also
how dare they reduce me to just a boyfriend

felix lee @leelix
songwriter* lee felix actually, put some respect on my name 😤

• felix lee @leelix
  also what the fuck

sam in the building @puppymin
FELIX HAS ALSO SEEN THE ARTICLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL AAAAAHHHH

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
tbh yeah that’s a good point, like can they not acknowledge the work you’ve put in over the past couple of years AND call us a couple at the same time

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
exactly!!

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
or better yet: not call us a couple at all since we’re not even dating

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
oh shit yea, that too

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
wdym “that too”, did you somehow miss it in the attack to your honour? 😭
i cant believe they think we’re dating when we’re just best bros

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
the bestest
it’s okay jisungie, we /are/ bfs 💕💕

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
uh no we’re not??

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
yes we are
bfs aka
Best Friends 5Eva 😎

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i -
ur so right we actually are
besties for life, is that us yeah?

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
setting the standard for all besties everywhere

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
yes yes bro
on a real note are you bothered by all this? channie-hyung’s sorting it out (it’s why he’s “making tea” in the kitchen atm) so it’ll be over quickly but people on twt are lowkey going crazy over it
i understand that it might be overwhelming

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
hmm not really tbh
like it’s kind of funny actually, im more amused than uncomfortable
i just honestly didn’t expect it lmao

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
youre telling me
where did they even get the idea that we’re dating from 😭

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
mate idek, people are really wild out there 😭

Chapter Text

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
what on earth 💀

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
lmfao this is actually the funniest thing ive seen all year

LABELBC LADS

obsessed fan:
OHMGGDO GUYS AKJKJDLKDF
I AM CRYING

seungminnie:
no you’re not, we can all see you??

binsual:
why are you texting on the gc when we’re all in the same room except for hyung?

jisung:
bc you cant talk when kiki’s delivery service is on

obsessed fan:
BC YOU CANT JUST TALK WHEN KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE IS PLAYING

jisung:
ew don’t copy me wtf

obsessed fan:
i wasn’t copying you, rat
or should i say...
felix’s boyfriend? 😏

jisung:
…
what.

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
so im guessing you went on twitter then 🙄

seungminnie:
wait what

iyenie:
felix and jisung aren’t dating though??

seungminnie:
hyung*

iyenie:
ye ye same thing

jisung:
we know we’re not dating 🙄

binsual:
(yet)

jisung:
what

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
what

binsual:
what

jisung:
…
anyways

obsessed fan:
well YOU guys might know you’re not dating but apparently other people don’t lmaooo

seungminnie:
what's going on, i’m so confused

crazy cat lady:
me too and i hate it so tell me what’s going on
does this have anything to do w chan pretending to make a cup of tea for the past 10 minutes

binsual:
wait he’s only pretending?
i thought he just liked having the tea settle 😶

crazy cat lady:
and i thought you used to be smart in school

jisung:
theres just a misunderstanding on twt
nothing big really, channie-hyung probs has it all sorted

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
yeah we’re good

iyenie:
yeah but what actually happened

obsessed fan:

this did!

binsual:
um

seungminnie:
oh my god

crazy cat lady:
sjdjfjlf this is too funny wtf
do people think you’re actually dating 😭

jisung:
uh
apparently

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
we don’t know why tbh

binsual:
yeah i couldn’t possibly think of a reason why 🙄

crazy cat lady:
beats me 😉

jisung:
???
you guys are so weird honestly
but yeah hyung’s sorting all that mess out
ig he’s putting a statement together or something idk???

binsual:
yeah he’s probs just checking in with some reputable news outlets

jisung:
so it’s all chill

obsessed fan:
it’s fucking hilarious you mean

jisung:
stfu hyunjin no one asked you

obsessed fan:
ask me if i give a fuck

jisung:
i don’t take orders from you

iyenie:
lmao hyunjin-hyung’s right tho, this is so funny
who else would it happen to but you two

jisung:
whatever it’s not a big deal anyways
lixie and i agreed we’re not bothered by it, isn’t that right lix? 💕

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
yeah why would we be 💕 💕
but i do feel bad about what i can see on twt tho
fans are getting into loads of arguments over it

jisung:
oh yeah i saw some of that
i get why some fans are concerned abt how we might feel if we see it but i don’t want anyone to get hurt over this yk?

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
exactly 😔

crazy cat lady:
so just troll people on twt then

jisung:
what?

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
wdym??

crazy cat lady:
if you make fun of the news article by messing about on twitter, people will see you're not offended
you can make it into something Not Serious

jisung:
…i hate to say it but that’s a good idea

crazy cat lady:
ofc it is, i came up with it

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
lee minho big brain energy ✊🏼
will channie-hyung get upset by it tho?

jisung:
who cares

boss man:
i resent that
but no, go ahead and feel free to troll as long as you don’t go too far
we’re releasing a statement soon anyways and you’ll probably just end up looking good for taking it on the chin so well

binsual:
yeah you’ll probably trend

obsessed fan:
they already are

crazy cat lady:
they’re trending??? 👀

jisung:
we are? 👀

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
omg how are we this good

jisung:
we didn't even do anything but our impact is unparalleled

crazy cat lady:
if youre trending, im going on twt too
we’re going verified bitches ✈️

boss man:
is this really the time

crazy cat lady:
stfu you promised to get me verified and it didn’t work so yes it is

jisung:
lol sucks to be you, but i cant relate

crazy cat lady:
fuck off felixlover1234

jisung:
jokes on u, i will gladly make that my username

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
BABE 💕💕💕💕

jisung:
😘😘😘

binsual:
once again, i cant POSSIBLY imagine why they would think you two are dating

jisung:
THAT’S WHAT IM SAYING

binsual:
🤦🏽
i give up

obsessed fan:
jisung is dumb wbk

jisung:
suck my big toe, dickhead

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
dw jisungie, ik you’re not dumb

jisung:
ty lixie, once again you prove that you are the only man who deserves rights in this world ♥️♥️

j.one @onejisung
@leelix hey there bf, how’s it going? 😉😘

• felix lee @leelix
  why hello there my home skillet biscuit! hows valentines day going for you? 😘
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  it’s going great! im spending time with this amazing guy, couldn’t ask for anything better 😍
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  changbin-hyung?
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  changbin-hyung 😌

seo changbin @therealspearb
can jilix keep my name out of their mouths, im trying to watch kiki’s delivery service

j.one @onejisung
aw we’re referred to as a unit, how cute

• felix lee @leelix
  who’s doing it like us 😤

felix lee @leelix
on a real note, i maintain that we weren't to blame for what happened in chile and it could’ve happened to anyone despite what the article says 😤

• innie @jyanggg
  papago exists
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  WE FORGOT ABOUT THAT, IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE

minho @leelino
clear the searches, jilix dumb

• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  jilix dumb jilix clowns jilix dating jilix bfs jilix in love jilix lost in chile jilix koreaboo

j.one @onejisung
whatever, we get it, you guys are just jealous you weren’t in chile with us 🙄

• felix lee @leelix
  their envy is just sad by this point tbh

minho @leelino
someone tell jilix we’re glad we weren’t on their date in chile bc we would’ve lost our brain cells from all of that dumb energy

• felix lee @leelix
  hyung we get it, youre threatened by how cool we are, it’s okay to admit it
• j.one @onejisung
  just say you want to be us and go 😩

jamal @jaylovesjenniek
guys this might be a stupid question but i don’t really know anything abt these guys so im confused… is this rapper j.one actually dating that other guy or not? bc i cant figure out if theyre joking 🤡

• c @pizzabin
  lol theyre not dating theyre just trolling us bc theyre like that
• casey @lalalalisaa
  idk but i lowkey hope they are dating, they seem really cute

seungmin in the building @kseungmin
are jilix dating? idk but they sure did seem annoyed when i interrupted them earlier 👀

• ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
  whoa felix lowkey looks pissed fr there 😶
• alina @shootersforhj
  what in the literal fuck is on felix’s head and why is it there 😭

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
i see people are wondering whether jilix are dating… does this answer your question? 😏

• casey @lalalalisaa
  WHATTHEFUCK IS HE HOLDING HIS FACE AND ABOUT TO KISS HIM PLS BE DATING SND IN LOVE IM BEGGING YOU

minho @leelino
i mean they do call each other bfs 👀👀

• seo changbin @therealspearb
  👀
• innie @jyanggg
  👀

felix lee @leelix
we ARE bfs why wouldn’t we call each other that

• j.one @onejisung
  babe 🥺💕

j.one @onejisung
bfs = best felix supporter (aka me)

• felix lee @leelix
  bfs = boys for sungie (aka me) ♥️

minho @leelino
bfs = bacon feta salad (aka my lunch yday)

• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  bfs = britney fucking spears
• seo changbin @therealspearb
  bfs = breathless for seo-changbin
• innie @jyanggg
  bfs = big fucking shoes
• seungmin in the building @kseungmin
  bfs = b(stan) f(day6) s(cowards)

cherry @bigtittycommititty
okay these guys are kinda cute together so i might… maybe… start stanning them??? 👀👀

• daisy @chuuchuutrain
  ive been stalking their twt for the past hour and istg im in love with them and ready to make them my kpop boys
• jvckiii @godbinnie
  ew no we don’t need people who come just to fetishise the boys for being gay. stan for the talent, not the delusions pls
• calla @hjgang
  omg welcome to the fandom!!!! it’s nice of you to join the family, lmk if you need links to anything important to get you started on stanning them properly!

christine⁷ 💜 @kookiesandmilk_9597
kpoppies are fr on something else. it’s so obvious that no name rapper is taking advantage of how delulu his fans are to get clout by pretending to date his friend and theyre just eating it up, i feel sick looking at it 🤢

• christine⁷ 💜 @kookiesandmilk_9597
  but then again what else can we expect from a flop like that? bet the guy cant even rap to save his life so he relies on queerbaiting to save his career
  |
  christine7 💜 @kookiesandmilk_9597
  @ all of these pressed kpoppies in my mentions, bitch i am not going to read your essays 😭 stream on if you want to hear real rapping 😘
• alina @shootersforhj
  why is there always a purple heart in the dn on dumbass tweets like this. go back to licking america’s ass ratmy, your hot take is full of shit
• bree @pengtanboys
  speaking as a fellow army, this isn't the hot take you thought it was??? why are you trying to start a fanwar? delete.
• james @llabelbc
  lmaoooo imagine thinking that han jisung cant rap, what kind of delusional bullshit is this 😭
• yoongles @squishyoongi
  god tweets like this remind me why im armchairphobic. non-problematic armys and multis follow me ✌🏼

minho @leelino
here’s a nice idea, christine. how about you stfu and not impose shitty hot takes on people you don’t even know? know your damn place.

CHRIS BANG @CB97
… minho 😳

• minho @leelino
  what? someone needed to say it. im not an artist, i don’t need to worry about my reputation so i stepped up 💅
  |
  CHRIS BANG @CB97
  i’m -

LABELBC LADS

boss man:
minho you’re doing excellent babe

crazy cat lady:
💅
you handle all the press stuff, i’ll deal with stan twitter’s bullshit
leave it all to me

jisung:
hyung 😶

crazy cat lady:
im not going to let people make out like youre something youre not sungie
let us handle it

jisung:
no i should speak up too

boss man:
jisung be careful with ur words
minhos one thing, but youll have more people reporting on you

jisung:
ye ye dw about it, ik the drill

crazy cat lady:
if it gets too bad, feel free to take a break ♥️

jisung:
omg you sent me a heart, this must be serious 😭

crazy cat lady:
don’t push it 🔪

jisung:
well damn ok then

xav (inactive) @jeekiessuperior
hi guys, it’s xav here. after seeing everything that’s happened today, i just wanted to apologise. ive attached my apology in the pictures below so please read them for my proper comment on this. in the meantime, im gonna take a break from twt because this is… overwhelming

xav (inactive) @jeekiessuperior
im just really sorry this has happened. i know it was my fault and im going to take the time to come to terms with that. once again, i really really am sorry.

LabelBC @LabelBCOfficial
Hello everyone. Bang Chan here. Please see the attached for our statement regarding recent rumours about a relationship between our artist j.one and a member of our staff.

j.one @onejisung
uhhh well today has been Eventful 😶

j.one @onejisung
on a real note, id like to clear the air about everything. no, felix and i are not in a romantic relationship. we’re just best friends. that you thought we were together doesn’t bother me. if anything, it's kind of flattering actually.

• j.one @onejisung
  what does bother me, however, are the reactions i saw on twitter today. our fans were visibly fighting with many hurtful words thrown at each other. it made me sad to see so i thought it’d be best if i poked fun at the situation to calm everyone down
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  maybe that way we’d see this was just something funny. yeah, there were issues with the way the article was sourced, but the fact that someone thought lix and i were actually boyfriends? c’mon, how is that NOT hilarious?
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  i recognise now that our behaviour only confused everyone even more and probably wasn’t the best course of action to take. im sorry for that, honestly i am.
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  but i will not sit here and have people accuse me of queerbaiting or using my fans for clout. let me be clear about this: i’m gay. i like men. fucking love them tbh. that’s not a lie or something i use to get attention. it’s just who i am and always will be.
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  and i sure as hell love and respect the fuck out of my fans. i would never pretend to date someone just to get more attention. i believe that all i can do is make music i love and am proud of and hope that success will follow. don’t put words into my mouth and make out otherwise.
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  that is not me. that is not who i am.
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  and also i'd like to say that i was very touched by your message @jeekiessuperior. im glad i got to help you accept yourself, it really means a lot to me that i did that. take some time out from social media to clear your head and then come back when youre ready 💕

felix lee @leelix
jisungie has covered all of it, but id also like to say something. im sorry if our joking around on the tl caused confusion. we just wanted to diffuse the situation bc we could see everyone was getting tense or argumentative over the article.

• felix lee @leelix
  jisung and i aren’t dating nor were we trying to milk the situation for clout. he’s not the type of person who’d do that at all. he’s almost painfully honest actually and genuinely cares about using his music to make the world a better place.
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  it hurts that people would accuse us of that. something well-intentioned was twisted into this awful light and im just… baffled? why would that be the message you took away from our jokes?
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  either way, i hope everyone spends the rest of the day in a better mood. after all, its valentines day! show a little love and caring to others. hug someone, kiss someone, hold their hands! give them a compliment, it might make their day
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  lets be a little more caring to each other from now on 💕
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  personally i will be spending the rest of PAL-entines day (yes, that’s still a thing, i WILL make it one) watching the rest of these movies with the lads 😎🤙🏽 💕

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
well… today has been a very long day

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
we really had people accusing me of queerbaiting like ??? bruh just bc im gay doesn’t mean i cant pretend to flirt with my friends or make fun of the fact that people think we’re dating

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
also lbr im talented enough to get attention without pulling stunts like that?? bitch im GOOD at rapping and singing, im not even going to deny it. i don’t need to fake a relationship to get people to listen to my music 🙄

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
also i still don’t understand why people would think felix and i are actually dating. ik the initial thread on reddit wasn’t being serious but koreaboo really thought we were dating wtf 😭

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
sure we’re affectionate with each other, but damn do all of these people have dry ass friendships or what? haven’t you ever loved your best friend before 😭

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
anyways im getting tired bc lix keeps clinging to me in his sleep and he’s all warm so ig we’re clocking out for tonight ✌🏼

• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  lee felix aka best space heater ever. he’s so nice to cuddle, im so glad he stayed over. the others don’t know what theyre missing out on

Chapter Text

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
hey where did you go? i woke up to see youre not here 🙃
i was expecting lots and lots of cuddles this morning and now im sad

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
wtf now im sad too
although tbf we had loads of cuddles last night, you get so clingy when youre asleep lol
thought i was going to overheat and die for a bit ngl

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
And What About It

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
well damn ok then

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
come back to bed so you can overheat some more
i'm coooooooold 😭

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i can’t 😩
im at the company

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
this early in the morning??? do i need to beat you up again??

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
hey, you never did it or needed to do it in the first place!!!
i got a call this morning from channie-hyung abt a meeting with management to clear up this whole thing that happened yday with the koreaboo article

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
shouldn’t i be there too then?
after all, i am your bf 😏

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
probably
but you looked so cute when you were asleep that i couldn’t bring myself to wake you up 😩

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i was asleep mate, i highly doubt it

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
um excuse me, you were the cutest and i will not have you argue against that 😠

look!!!!

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
🤢
wtf is that, i cant even look at it

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
HOW DARE YOU
boy if you don’t start loving yourself rn, im gonna be the one beating someone up

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
maybe beating each other up can be our always

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
nice healthy friendship we have going on here, i luv it

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
once again, we keep on raising the standards for everyone else
although im still upset ur not here for me to cuddle 😔

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
ikkkk 😔
but to make up for it, i made you breakfast!!!

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
you did??

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
well,,,, sort of
i poured some cereal in a bowl for you bc i cant cook to save my life
and you’ll have to get the milk from the fridge yourself bc i didn’t want it to go bad
but i did half the steps for you

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
omg my hero
a bowl of dry cereal, gordon ramsay could never

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
sTOP I DID MY BEST 😭
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i know babe, that’s what’s so funny about it

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
stop laughing at me 😭😭😭

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
im not laughing at you lmao

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
um the notification i just got from twt says different

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
you have me on post notifications? 😳
wow is this what it feels like to have dedicated fans

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
youre making fun of me today and i don’t like it
i am a babie i must be treated gently

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
youre also older than me

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
only by one day!!!

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
in the words of innie, you wear the age so much worse

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i am: betrayed
that shit hurted
i refuse to cuddle you after practice today

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
☹
b-but
our post-practice cuddles always happen
even when youre all gross and sweaty

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
bro so are u
but yes u have hurt my feelings too much for me to ignore
so no cuddles for u

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
that’s not fair 😭
we’re not going to have many more of them since the cb is so soon
you would really deny us BOTH of this????

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
yes 😤

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
what happened to us being bfs 💔

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
you tell me lixie
i thought we were best bros before you made fun of my homemade breakfast for you

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
im sorry jisungie, it’s a lovely breakfast i promise
i'll treasure it forever
the way the cereal sits in the bowl?? the positioning of the spoon? TOP TIER 🔥

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
keep the compliments coming 😌

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
once again, you have proved that han jisung is a multi-talented king
an ace AND an all-rounder
talent is your middle name

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
that’s what i thought
maybe i can slide in a small cuddle after practice 👀

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
👀
perhaps… i like the thought of that

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
👀

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
😚

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
😳

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
🤗

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
♥️

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
😘

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
😏

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
💕💕💕

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
(i have a meeting to get to but)
💕💕💕

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
(i have some cereal to eat but)
💕💕💕
i’ll see you later sungie

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
see you later lixie!
eat well!!!

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
lmaooo will do

felix lee @leelix
get yourself a best friend who makes breakfast for you: dry cereal without milk added in yet bc he didn’t know when you’d wake up

minho @leelino
um what on earth is that sticker beside felix’s display name

minho @leelino
did this hoe get verified before me? after everything ive done for stan twt? @Twitter you’re on thin fucking ice 😤

• minho @leelino
  he’s even surpassed me in followers… i cannot deal with this reality 😭

felix lee @leelix
wait what? im verified? i didn’t even notice lmao

• minho @leelino
  didn’t even notice??? ungrateful hoe, how dare you not notice the one thing ive openly lusted after since my team jacob days

felix lee @leelix
… am i only verified bc people thought i was jisung’s boyfriend? 😐

• Twitter @Twitter
  It’s songwriter Felix Lee we verified actually. Keep up the good work king 👑

felix lee @leelix
VERIFIED SONGWRITER LEE FELIX THAT’S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT 🔥🔥🔥

LABELBC LADS

obsessed fan:
3RACHA COMEBACK IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS BOIS
GUESS WHO’S ALREADY READY FOR SOME HEADBANGING

iyenie:
getting prepared to b-boy right now

boss man:
omg don’t remind me

iyenie:
don’t what? remind you to b-boy?

boss man:
lmao no don’t remind me of the comeback
it makes me NERVOUS

seungminnie:
aren’t you like,,, the main person who sorts these things out
shouldn’t you be used to this by now

boss man:
yeah but im still nervous
what if people hate our song 😭😭😭

obsessed fan:
then i’ll knock them out
3racha are the best artists going and that’s that 😤

seungminnie:
um… day6 exists 😬

iyenie:
i.n also exists

binsual:
thanks for the confidence guys, really appreciate it 😊

jisung:
hyung i hate to say it, i really do, but hyunjin’s right
we’re 3racha, our song is never not going to slap
after all, we are the best rappers of this generation 😎

seungminnie:
and so humble too

jisung:
why would i need to be humble when i know the truth

binsual:
cant really argue with that logic tbh
jisung’s right

crazy cat lady:
yes yes sungie
that’s the kind of energy i expect to see in you

jisung:
ofc 😌
cmon channie-hyung, have a little faith in us and our fans!

binsual:
yeah hyung
we’ve worked really hard for this cb, im sure our fans will appreciate and recognise that

jisung:
especially since you even have us dancing this time!

crazy cat lady:
^^^ what they’re saying channie

boss man:
i know 😔
i just get worried ig

jisung:
igy hyung
it’s shitty when that voice in your head in your head tries to trip you up, believe me ik
but i have faith we’ll do well

binsual:
me too

crazy cat lady:
me three
on a real note, i get that it’s a lot of pressure to release music while also being the head of the label and you get lost in your head worrying about whether you’re doing things right
but we’re here to help out
even if it’s something as simple as knocking some sense into you
(which i will gladly do 😏)

boss man:
lmao i expect nothing less
but also, thanks guys
youre right, i just have to trust that things will turn out well

jisung:
exactly
and even if they don’t work out as well as we hope, at least we know we’ve made something we’re proud of
and have put a lot of effort and passion into

binsual:
yeah and not just the three of us either
but all of us

jisung:
yeah, like even though i lowkey hated him for it, minho-hyung spent hoursssss going over the choreo with us
and so did lixie even tho it’s not even his job and i forgot the choreo in like 3 seconds
(hyungit too)

obsessed fan:
🖕🏼
but yeah, it was no problem, it was actually pretty fun tbh
im gonna miss it 🥲

crazy cat lady:
me too tbh
you guys messed around soooo much but it’s nice having the practice room so busy

jisung:
ngl even tho i was against the dancing at first, practice was always really fun
perhaps i liked seeing you guys every day

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
😥😥😥

jisung:
LIX ~ you’re here 💕💕💕
but oh no, who made you sad
do i need to beat someone up 😤

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
lmaoo no put down your pitchfork
im just sad that we’re not going to have practice anymore
it was my favourite part of the day 😥

obsessed fan:
mine too 😭
ik im hyped for the comeback but im also lowkey really sad about it lol

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
same here, like i both want to stream it all day and don’t want it to come lol
i just really want to dance and mess around in the practice room with you guys
i missed dancing tbh

crazy cat lady:
literally feel free to stop by whenever lixie
im always down for some freestyling

boss man:
it’s true
he keeps trying to challenge me to freestyle dance battles 🙄

binsual:
what do you mean ‘trying’, he does it and you always give in

crazy cat lady:
ofc he does, im incredibly persuasive 😈

jisung:
… eomma im scared

crazy cat lady:
😈😈😈
but yeah lix, just drop me a text whenever you wanna dance and we’ll sort something out
you too hyunjinnie

obsessed fan:
yesss
never mind 3racha, DANCEracha are here to take over 😤

jisung:
don’t get ahead of urself m8, 3racha is still superior

obsessed fan:
danceracha has felix in it

jisung:
…
3racha is still superior to 2/3 of danceracha

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
aww jisungieee ~
but i think you mean that danceracha is superior to 2/3 of 3racha

jisung:
i don’t but i appreciate the sentiment
also if you ever want me to go to the practice room w you, lmk and i’ll come with

boss man:
you’re going to exercise willingly???
who are you and what have you done to my favourite son

jisung:
i said i’ll go to the practice rooms
i didn’t say i’ll dance
i'll take a nap in the corner while lixie jives or whatever

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
don’t do that, you’ll hurt your back

jisung:
some backs are meant to be broken ♥️

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
b-bro…

jisung:
bro <3

crazy cat lady:
i hate the two of you so much

binsual:
i don’t 🥰

iyenie:
i do
i also hate chan-hyung for insinuating that im not his favourite child
signing the disowning documents as we speak

boss man:
omg noo innie youre both my favourites 😭

seungminnie:
what are we then, chopped liver??

obsessed fan:
hyung how could you do this to us

boss man:
IM SORRY I LVOE YOU EQUALLY I JUST
INNIE HAS MY HEART
AND IVE KNOWN JISVHG THE LONGEST BACK WHEN HIS JEEKIES WERE EVEN FLUFFIER 😭😭😭

jisung:
hyung seriously
you had to mention the cheeks?

boss man:
they were so cute, yes i had to
no one else knows how FLUFFY they were

jisung:
and they never will
im too chiselled for that now 😤

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
AJDKFJFKLLFJ WHAT HIS JEEKIES USED TO BE EVEN FLUFFIER BEFORE ???
I THOUGHT ID BEEN THERE TO SEE THEM AT THEIR FLUFFIEST
SEND ME PICS RIGHT NOW

jisung:
ajdkjflfl noooo don’t you dare hyung, theyre so embarrassing

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
but 😥
[whispers] i love the jeekies

jisung:
…
no im sorry, i cant have my dark past revealed like that

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
oh well okay then 😔

jisung;
…

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

jisung:
ugh god FINE
get the pictures from channie-hyung but only on private chats!!
cant have my reputation ruined 😤

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
yesssss
love you sungie ~

jisung:
yeah yeah whatever
i love you too 💕

crazy cat lady:
.
wow.

binsual:
the power felix has

obsessed fan:
idk if im in awe or if im just disgusted

seungminnie:
i’m both if that helps

jisung:
shut up, all of you
like youd ever be able to say no to felix either

seungminnie:
maybe not but we wouldn’t give in that easily

boss man:
eh i probably would

crazy cat lady:
aussies don’t count

boss man:
i breathed???

jisung:
they’re just jealous of how self-aware we are hyung

iyenie:
you call it self-awareness, i call it whipped

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
lmao no he’s not
he’s just a good best friend who knows how much i love the jeekies

jisung:
i do 😌
anything for you, my dear soulmate

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
♥️♥️♥️

crazy cat lady:
i hate them 2.0

obsessed fan:
i hate them 2: the electric boogaloo

jisung:
what and EVER idec
felix and i are thriving regardless of your endless JUDGEMENT

seungminnie:
lmao
say it with me folks: jisung whipped

jisung:
no one will say it with you
bc youre wrong
isn’t that right, my dear friends? 😌

seungminnie:
…

minho @leelino
jisung whipped

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
jisung whipped

innie @jyanggg
jisung whipped

CHRIS BANG @CB97
ngl he is kinda whipped lmao

• j.one @onejisung
  hyung, how DARE you betray me like this
• j.pone @onejisung
  so many fake friends these days smh

j.one @onejisung
anyways im not whipped for felix, im just a caring best friend 😭 what kind of dry ass friendships do you guys all have jfc

j.one @onejisung
just to prove it, i’ll even create a poll! am i whipped for felix or not? (hint: there’s only one right answer)

☐ no (the right answer 🥰)
☐ yes (the wrong answer 🙄)

j.one @onejisung
i hate it here

felix lee @leelix
ASJDKFLG JEEKIES

felix lee @leelix
THEY WERE SO FLUFFY IM GONNA SCREAM LIKE FR THIS IS NOT OKAY

felix lee @leelix
AHSJDKFL YOU DON’T UNDERSTAN D I NEED TO EAT THEM THEYW ERE SO CUTE ADN THEY STILL ARE 😭😭😭😭😭

j.one @onejisung
my jeekies are not for eating 😳

• felix lee @leelix
  PLEASE I NEED THIS

seungmin in the building @kseungmin
man forget jisung being whipped, it’s jilix whipped out here

• innie @jyanggg
  fr tho, it’s kinda knocking me a bit sick
• seo changbin @therealspearb
  lmao ngl im loving it #jilixwhipped

squirrel @jisungssmalltoe
i have no idea whats gotten into labelbc today or why felix is going feral about the jeekies on twt, but they’re right: #jilixwhipped

seungyul pls come home @tigergyullee
ive never seen these guys before today but one look at their tweets and wow #jilixwhipped y’all, my coworkers could never give us that much 😭

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
omg guys clear the searches #jilixwhipped #jilixthriving #jilixmakesmesick #jilixgetaroom

• innie @jyanggg
  petition for jilix to finally get a room 2021 edition

minho @leelino
personally id like to eat my salad in peace so #jilixwhipped #jilixgetaroom

• CHRIS BANG @CB97
  but theyre soulmates 😔
  |
  seungmin in the building @kseungmin
  oh my god they were soulmates

seo changbin @therealspearb
yeah #jilixwhipped and all but it’s kinda cute that people can care about each other that much so imma say #jilixthriving and leave it at that

• CHRIS BANG @CB97
  THAT’S WHAT IM SAYING
• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  ew hyung don’t make me sick

alina @shootersforhj
omg choose your fighter is it #jilixgetaroom or #jilixthriving (either way #jilixwhipped bc this is non-negotiable)

• ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
  jilix is proof that true love exists so #jilixthriving #jilixwhipped
• james @llabelbc
  jilix remind me of how painfully single i am so #jilixgetaroom #jilixwhipped

j.one @onejisung
how have i come back hours later to find that you guys really got #jilixwhipped to trend worldwide -.-

• j.one @onejisung
  AND THE POLL IS STILL AT 98% YES AM I JUST A JOKE TO ALL OF YOU 😭😭😭

felix lee @leelix
people are in my mentions asking me how i feel abt #jilixwhipped trending but all i can think abt are those goddamn pre-pubescent jeekies

• j.one @onejisung
  theyre not even that good lmao
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  THEYRE A WORK OF ART HOW DARE YOU
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  personally i think your freckles > the jeekies, but that’s just me 😌
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  wtf my freckles aren’t shit, pls delete this fake news immediately 🤢
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  UM WTF YES THEY ARE DON’T MAKE ME BEAT YOU UP FOR DISRESPECTING THE FRECKLES
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  omg 😳 maybe threatening to beat each other up IS our always
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  dare i say it…? soulmate goals
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  even im shocked by how much of a gold standard we set

minho @leelino
… i hate them part 3

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
i hate them: tokyo drift

Chapter Text

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
EVERYONE HIDE YOUR WIVES AND HIDE YOUR KIDS BECAUSE IT’S 3RACHA DAY AND YOUR PARTNERS WILL LEAVE YOU AS SOON AS THIS SONG DROPS

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
IMMA BE THROWING MY ASS IN A CIRCLE IN LESS THAN 10 HOURS WHO’S WITH ME

CHRIS BANG @CB97
what if 👀 you keep an eye out 👁️ for our comeback 🎶 and show it a lot of love ♥️ when it drops ⬇️ at 6PM KST 🇰🇷 today 👉🏼👈🏼… haha just kidding… unless…?

• minho @leelino
  how long did it take you to write this tweet?
  |
  CHRIS BANG @CB97
  7 minutes lmao, im dedicated

seo changbin @therealspearb
#RUNNERSHIGH is out later today so please show it a lot of love! in true binsual fashion, i’ll share a selca once we hit 500k views

• innie @jyanggg
  or you can save my eyes from the unnecessary pain
  |
  seo changbin @therealspearb
  stfu jeongin!!!!

minho @leelino
watch this cb and bask in awe at the choreography i created for it thnx – you wont regret it 🔥 #RUNNERSHIGH

j.one @onejisung
[sucks teeth] damn it sure does taste like it’s about to get spicy in here 👅🔥

j.one @onejisung
that’s right, #RUNNERSHIGH by the spiciest trio you know drops later today! we hope you like it (but then again, why wouldn’t you? 😌)

felix lee @leelix
SOTY – NO, SONG OF THE DECADE DROPS TODAY. 3RACHA’S #RUNNERSHIGH AKA THE ONLY THING YOU'LL EVER LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. IS IT ME OR IS IT GETTING HOTTTT IN HERE 🔥🔥🔥

• j.one @onejisung
  [belts] it’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes 🎶

felix lee @leelix
oh wow 😳 i was just out here, an innocent flower promoting my best friend’s comeback… i didn’t expect him to Proposition Me in the process 😳

• j.one @onejisung
  that is literally not what happened at all

felix lee @leelix
i see that @onejisung is feeling shy now… much like i was when he tweeted at me to take off all my clothes 🙈 how cute 😘

• j.one @onejisung
  THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED AND YOU KNOW IT

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
hey jisungie, i think you should check out this song, it really fits your whole vibe today methinks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbyOHbpoAJo

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
istg if i open that and it’s expensive girl –

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
ADKFKLKFKLF HOW DID YOU KNOW

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
BC YOU SENT IT TO ME EVERYDAY FOR A MONTH LAST YEAR

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
IT WAS A ROMANTIC MONTH, I WAS TRYING TO ROMANCE YOU

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
LIAR
YOU JUST DID IT BC I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED IT OUT LOUD AT THE BUS STOP THE FIRST TIME YOU SENT IT

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
lmaoo yep cant deny that
you got me there

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i see that theres no love for me in this house 😔

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
hey, i love you plenty!!!!
i love you the most in fact 💕

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
yet all you do is clown me 😔

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
out of love!

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i cant accept that excuse anymore
it’s too much now 😔

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
im sorry jisungie 😔
but babe, don’t you think you should put down your expensive title of ‘hard to get’ for today?

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
blocked

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
ajsjdkfkl noooo don’t block me your so sexy haha

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
im deleting your number as we speak

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
:((((
but if you do that, i will cry :(((

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
…
how do you always know how to make me change my mind ugh

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
bc you lurrrrrve me
just like i lurrrrrrrve youuuuu

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i do love you yes
my little lixie pixie and the constellations on his face 💕

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
omg stop
you’re actually making me blush now LOL

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
what can i say, im as spicy as hot sauce 😉
saucy like 3racha amirite

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
smoking like a fire pit
or should i say…
a barbie 👀

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
👀

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
😏

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
😘

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
😳
this forwardness, han jisung-ssi… this boldness of yours…

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
what about it bby boy 😘

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i think it calls for some music to set the mood
might i humbly suggest the greatest song of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
AJSJFKFJFLFKL I HATE YOU

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
no you don’t <3

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
ugh no i don’t <3

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
[inhales] 3RACHA COMEBACK IN 7 MINUTES NOT THAT IM COUNTING OR ANYTHING AAAAAHHH BUT PERHAPS IM SHAKIING A LITTLE BIT THO

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
.mnb5f hsjl

• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  first of all: OW
  second of all: did i really shake so much that i actually dropped my phone onto my face? love that for me ig

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
its okay i just need to CALM DOWN and take a deep breath im sure itll be okay and no one will laigh at me for mt dancing and the critics wont drag our song to the moon and back or anything hahah that would be wild if they did tho hah im sure thsy wont

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
hahahahabah im not freaking out or anything wdym ??? im as clam as a sea and the shoreside

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
fuck it i need felix before i end up hyperventilating or sum shit like that he will be able to calm me down brb

LabelBC @LabelBCOfficial
3RACHA Digital Single ‘Runner’s High’ MV
🔗 youtu.be/SnP0Nqp455I
#3RACHA #RUNNERSHIGH #3RACHA_RUNNERSHIGH #LABELBC

felix lee @leelix
#RUNNERSHIGH is out now girls, guys and otherwise! please show it a lot of love, i’ll make sure to pass it all onto jisungie over here 💕

CHRIS BANG @CB97
changbin and i are currently in the same studio as jilix but ig we’re not cool enough to be on felix’s twitter so here’s our selca instead 😤

• CHRIS BANG @CB97
  also while you’re here, pls listen to our new song thank youuuuu

kayla @innieinnieya
you guys im so grateful for 3racha rn. the heating in my house has been off for 3 weeks, ive been cold, ive been starving since we cant even turn the stove on but this single was so fire it set everything alight, im shaking theyre such thoughtful kings

jvckiii @godbinnie
ok but did you try the bareul gullyeo dallyeo today? i thought the bareul gullyeo dallyeo was lovely

• savannah @chanstiddies
  ive been eating nothing but the bareul gullyeo dallyeo all evening much like how my boys ate up that track

c @pizzabin
you guys ik we’re not all gung-ho about streaming and im sure we all have very busy lives but pls pls pls get #RUNNERSHIGH to 500k views so i can get that binsual selca he promised, i need a new lockscreen 😭

alina @shootersforhj
we got the yohhh, we got another iconic line from chan, we got jisung’s sheer confidence, we got changbin not breathing for his entire verse, we got the pure aussieness of cb97, we have that sick beat AND we have them dancing on top of all that, 3racha feed us so well 😤

• ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
  who needs to do grocery shopping when 3racha are feeding us like this

calla @hjgang
OK BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW 3RACHA ATE UP THAT CHOREO, RUSTY AT DANCING MY ASS, IM ABOUT TO GO FREAKING FERAL SJDJFKFL

xav (inactive) @jeekiessuperior
[pokes head out of hole to whisper] stream 3racha’s runner’s high pls, they worked really hard on the comeback and their dancing is so clean and sharp, pls appreciate them a lot

• kayla @innieinnieya
  omg xav !!!! are you back? (also SJDJFKFL IKRRR DIDN’T THEY ABSOLUTELY SMASH IT OUT OF THE BALLPARK AGAIN???)
  |
  xav (inactive) @jeekiessuperior
  no i just wanted to come on and tweet abt the cb, then log out of twt again lol. plus i have so many notifications for some reason and it’s stressing me out 😅 but yesss it’s such a fire cb – but what else did we expect 😍

boss man:
hey are you sure you’re alright?
you seemed pretty quiet when we came to lix’s studio earlier

#sungie:
yeah im okay
don’t worry about it

boss man:
:((((
why wouldn’t i worry about it, youre my son
my annoying feral kid of a son, but my son nonetheless

#sungie:
thanks papa, im really feeling the love there 🙄
but honestly im okay
i just got a little antsy when our song dropped ig

boss man:
i figured you might’ve
me too tbh, its why i dragged changbin with me to felix’s studio to find you

#sungie:
how did you know id be at lixie’s studio lol

boss man:
where else would you be?

#sungie:
…touché, touché

boss man:
but yeah, it’s okay to be nervous, it’s only natural
it’s like you told me the other day tho: yeah we can stress out about it, but at the end of the day, we should have faith in our talent and passion and our fans
and ngl we did produce a bomb track with runner’s high

#sungie:
we did, didn’t we?
and yeah ik hyung, my brain just does its best to convince me otherwise even tho i already KNOW we’re good
i just need other people to remind me sometimes
like we did with you the other day

boss man:
ofc ofc
get some sleep sung, we have an early morning tomorrow
and a busy promotion period ahead of us

#sungie:
hahaha yaaay
just what i wanted

LABELBC LADS

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
it’s 1am and ngl im missing the homies rn

remember these good old days? i do 😭

seungminnie:
we all do, seeing as how that picture was taken less than a week ago

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
and your point is?

seungminnie:
that it’s only been a week since 3racha’s promotions began and you’ve already sent this message 3 times

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
bc theyre my homies and i miss them
by this point, i think i might’ve forgotten the sound of their voices…

obsessed fan:
weren’t you on the phone to jisung today?

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
…and so what if i was
i still miss him

obsessed fan:
i don’t

jisung:
fuck you too

obsessed fan:
you cant afford this ass so no thank you

jisung:
ewww
don’t get ahead of yourself bro
im far from interested

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
OMG JISUNG SJDJFKGL
MY HOMIE WHO IM MISSING RN
YOURE HERE

jisung:
yes youre right, i am indeed here
i was napping in the car but my phone kept vibrating lol

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
oh
im so sorry i didn’t mean to disturb you

jisung:
nooo you didn’t disturb me dw, the cars not even that comfortable
and in any case we’re on our way home so i’ll be in bed soon enough

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
oh okay 🙃
if youre sure

jisung:
i am <333

crazy cat lady:
not to break up whatever this is
but sungie, do you mind flicking chan on the forehead and telling him to answer my texts before i teleport over to do it myself
he left me on read 7 hours ago

jisung:
uh
he’s kinda asleep rn, but sure?

crazy cat lady:
wait he’s asleep?
damn it, don’t do it now, god knows the idiot doesn’t get enough sleep
i’ll just do it myself later

jisung:
noted

obsessed fan:
lmao hyung why are you always this ruthless

seungminnie:
i respect it

crazy cat lady:
all part of my charm ig
how far are you guys from home btw?

jisung:
idk like 10 min from my flat?? so not far

crazy cat lady:
okay
make sure you text me when you get in
also whats changbin up to, haven’t heard from him in a while

jisung:
he’s looking out of the window dramatically like he’s in a drama while listening to sad music

seungminnie:
what

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i get it, it’s those 1am feels

jisung:
sometimes you just gotta live out a dramatic montage in your head, you know?

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
maybe he’s also missing the homies rn

seungminnie:
is that why he’s muted the gc since promotions began?

jisung:
ajsjkglg hyung told me to tell you he misses the homies, he just doesn’t want to be distracted by them atm
(he heard me laughing and asked what was going on btw)

seungminnie:
sounds like his problem to deal with to me ://

jisung:
he says he’s going to block you specifically now

seungminnie:
omg my dream has finally come true
do it, do it right now

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
seungminnie this isn’t v wholesome behaviour from you
youre messing with my yearnful vibes

seungminnie:
that’s not a word
is it?

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
it is now

obsessed fan:
that’s… not how it works? like at all?

jisung:
if lix says it’s a word, then it’s a word 😤

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
language is a social construct, shaped and directed by human tongues
therefore it’s a word if i make it one and i do

jisung:
yes yes lixie
damn shakespeare is shaking right now?? who needs romeo and juliet when we have your wise words instead

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
thank you, i’ll be here all night

obsessed fan:
missing the homies?

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
missing the homies

jisung:
our promos wont last that long dw, it’ll be over before you know it
then the dynamic duo can go back to hanging out everyday

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
ughhhh it feels like forever tho

jisung:
ajdjfjl trust me ik
the schedule looks exhausting af ngl
we have another fan meeting tomorrow followed by an interview + photoshoot w this online mag and then a collab with some youtuber, then a scheduled vlive tomorrow night
then theres that festival on thursday too

seungminnie:
oh, the one in suwon?
i’ll be there too so at least we’ll see each other
innie too

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i wont be 😭

obsessed fan:
me neither 💔

jisung:
maybe if you actually debuted

obsessed fan:
listen i don’t need you to do stupid, unnecessary things like speak the truth, leave me alone
let me wallow in my pain

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
we’ll wallow together hyunjinnie
you, me and minho-hyung

crazy cat lady:
um who says i want to wallow with you two

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
😔

crazy cat lady:
… ugh fine, i’ll join the wallowing 🙄
as long as you stop with those eyes

jisung:
lmao and you say im whipped

crazy cat lady:
you are

obsessed fan:
you are

seungminnie:
you are

binsual:
you are

jisung:
stfu hyung aren’t you meant to be staring dramatically out of the window while listening to gaho on repeat

binsual:
stay here is a work of art, don’t judge me
and i am, you just type really loudly so i came to see what was going on

obsessed fan:
danceracha are just wallowing since we wont be at the festival on thursday

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
we’re just out here with yearnful vibes hyung

seungminnie:

jisung:
stop being such a hater u rat, let him make it happen

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
damn seungmin your vibes are all over the place tonight smh
too much snark, not enough yearningfulness

seungminnie:
i'm going to sleep

jisung:
ooh so am i
we’ve just reached my apartment and ive gotten in safely @crazy cat lady
goodnight everyone

obsessed fan:
bye bitch

crazy cat lady:
night sungie

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
goodnight sungie, sweet dreams 💕💕
make sure you change out of your clothes instead of just crashing like you do sometimes!!!

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
ok ik i said im going to sleep now and i promise i am, i just wanted to thank u for calling me today before the fanmeet, it really meant a lot to me, you’re the best 💕💕💕

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
aww dw about it!!!
i figured you might be nervous since you haven’t had one in a while so it takes some time to adjust to again
just wanted to make sure you were okay going into it 💕💕💕

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
yeah but still, i didn’t expect you to take the time to call!!
i don’t deserve you at all, you always calm me down even when i haven’t even asked you to
you’re my favourite person

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
stooooop im gonna blush
(youre my favourite person too)
but also like ??? ofc im gonna call you when im worried for you, the call was as much for me as it was for you trust meeeeee. and i’ll gladly talk to you whenever you need me to, like literally whenever
i could be in the middle of a surgery and i’d have the doctor’s pause it so i could pick up the phone if you needed me to

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
AJDJFKGL GET LOST NO YOU WOULDN’T

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
YES I WOULD DON’T EVEN TRY ME ON THIS

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
WHY ARE YOY LIKE FHIS OMG
and why can i not type anymore

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
bc you’ve had a long day and youre v tired!!!
go and clean up and tuck yourself into bed so you can get some proper sleep instead of just napping in a car

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
im 5 steps ahead of you bro, im already in bed
selfcare is my middle name now 😤

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
hm…
send a picture, i don’t believe you

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
omg 😳
you want me to send you a picture of me in bed?
jilix really is thriving wow

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
AJSJKJKFL SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
yes i can see that ur propositioning me
oh how the turns table

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i don’t like it when they do

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
sucks to be you then ig

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
😥😥😥

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
stop don’t give me those eyes
its 2am, im tired and even weaker against them than usual, this isn’t fair

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
oh shit yea you need to sleep
nvm abt the picture, put down your phone and go to sleep!! we’ll talk in the morning

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
well it’s too late now, i already have a picture taken

here it be
the lighting is a little shit tho lmao

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i –
yes, that is indeed a picture of you
a very pretty one

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
i know 😌

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
anyways
goodnight now jisungie, get some rest
you need a lot of energy for tomorrow 💕💕💕

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
goodnight 💕
don’t stay up too late missing the homies

lixie pixie ♡ ♡:
i’ll try my best not to

Chapter Text

yoongi bday lockdown @mintyyoongi
omg so many of my fave underrated kpop acts are performing at the suwon festival so guess who’ll be skipping school today

• runner’s high @ 2:04 @yohhchangbin
  oomf i like ur thinking, lets fail maths together ~

squirrel @jisungssmalltoe
holy fcking shit 3racha are performing at the festival today which means we’re gonna finally see runners high choreography live, brb sobbing my eyes out

• savannah @chanstiddies
  if you hear me screaming in the distance, either mind your business or join me
• ceo of chan’s dimples @channychanchan
  im gonna dry-heave this is everything ive ever wanted im actually shaking

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
unfortunately me, @leelino & @leelix arent performing at the festival today with the rest of labelbc (bc we have nothing to perform lmao) but we’ll be watching the livestream so: 3racha fighting! kim seungmin fighting! i.n fighting!!!

• alina @shootersforhj
  maybe if you released an album,,,

minho @leelino
brb crying my eyes out bc im having to spend today with this rat

• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  bro i don’t like you either 😭
• felix lee @leelix
  you guys really took a selca without me? you snakes 😠

felix lee @leelix
minho-hyung and hyunjin might not realise this but im actually also in the room

• j.one @onejisung
  ayyyeeee is that my best friend??? forget being a snack, you’re a whole five course meal 😍
  |
  felix lee @leelix
  SJSDJKDKJDLD SHUT UP DON’T INFLATE MY HEAD
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  i’ll help you carry it, no matter how inflated it gets ♥️

felix lee @leelix
ugh @onejisung is the only man ever so pls make sure you hype him up today during 3racha’s performance bc he deserves it

• j.one @onejisung
  oof those promotional skills of yours, what a multi-talented man
• seo changbin @therealspearb
  do chan and i not deserve the hype or something, we’re in the group too???

j.one @onejisung
changbin-hyung is just salty wbk

• seo changbin @therealspearb
  don’t kid yourself
• CHRIS BANG @C97
  both of you get off twitter, we’re legit in the middle of getting ready

j.one @onejisung
love channie-hyung’s logic of tweeting at us to get off twitter instead of just telling us face to face. the sheer hypocrisy of the man!!!

• felix lee @leelix
  all men have is the audacity

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
heyyy jisungie
whereabouts are you?
channie-hyung messaged me saying he cant find you and youre due to go on really soon

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
sorry i just needed a breather
it’s pretty hectic backstage, got a bit overwhelmed by it all

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
oh no :((
do you want me to call you?

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
nah it’s fine, i just needed a moment by myself where things aren’t as chaotic
im not abt to have a panic attack dw

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
you don’t need to be having one for me to call you
but that’s fine, just thought i’d put the offer out there

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
yeah i know and im really grateful for that 💕
i just lowkey feel like i must be burdening you sometimes with all of this haha
ik it must be hard to always have to deal with me whenever i get like this during promotions

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
no it’s not
it never has been
and it never will be
what kind of shitty best friend would i be if i found it difficult to support you and be there for you when you need me?

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
:(((
youre the perfect best friend and i honestly don’t deserve you

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
shut up, yes you do
are you feeling any better? i think you should text channie-hyung and let him know you’ve stepped out for a moment

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
oh yeah thatd probs be a good idea lmao
and yes im feeling better
still nervous to be dancing in front of such a big crowd, but im excited to see our fans

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
you’ll do brilliantly dw about it
youre honestly so good at dancing, you just don’t realise it
and you have this routine on lock so you’re going to smash it

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
all thanks to youuuu
and minho-hyung lol but don’t tell him i said that

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
my mouth is sealed dw
i should probably let you go now so im just gonna tell you to break a leg and have fun! i’ll be watching you on the livestream 💕

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
thank youuu
and also thank you for checking up on me, ily lots 💕

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
love you more 💕💕

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
not possible but okay 💕💕💕

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
it’s very possible actually, don’t test me 😠

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
why, what are you gonna do if i do?

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
idk i haven’t thought of it yet
but when i do, i will bring a reckoning

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
lmfaooo noted
see ya later lixie, make sure you cheer for us when we come on

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
you’ll hear me all the way from seoul, i promise

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
asjdjffl i’ll make sure to keep an ear out then

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
you best do 😤
byee jisungieee <33

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
bye lixie !!!

c @pizzabin
WTFSJDJFNFKF 3RACHA ATE THAT ENTIRE STAGE UP IM ACTUALKY SCREAMING

• sam in the building @puppymin
  IN CONCLUSION 3RACHA AOTY
• bring back joong’s mullet @joongmoonie
  are 3RACHA the guys who were just rapping? they were so hype wtf… perhaps i want to stan

kayla @innieinnieya
stop saying that 3RACHA is aoty like we get that 3RACHA is aoty and i understand that 3RACHA is aoty but you don’t need to go on about how 3RACHA is aoty bc im sure we all already know that 3RACHA is aoty bc who doesn’t know that theyre aoty like

• james @llabelbc
  after that performance, theyre not just aoty but legends of the year lbr

alina @shootersforhj
you’re welcome 😘 (1/2)

alina @shootersforhj
you’re welcome part 2

• sam in the building @puppymin
  PERHAPS SOME MEN DO DESERVE RIGHTS AFTER ALL

felix lee @leelix
THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND AND THOSE ARE MY HYUNGS!!!! 3RACHA AOTY 🔥🔥🔥

• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  WHO’S OUT HERE DOING IT LIKE 3RACHA HONESTLY 🔥
• minho @leelino
  3RACHA + LEE MINHO CHOREOGRAPHY FTW 🔥👅🔥

felix lee @leelix
from now im no longer lee felix but a professional j.one fan account, no i do not take any suggestions or criticisms at this time, leave me alone

CHRIS BANG @CB97
wowww the crowd was insane today! thank you to everyone who came out and saw us or watched the livestream, we hope you enjoyed the performance ♥️

• minho @leelino
  i particularly liked it when you lifted up your shirt. mind showing me that part of the choreography again? i don’t remember adding that in 🤨
  |
  CHRIS BANG @CB97
  AHSJKFLFL LEAVE ME ALONE I WAS IN THE ZONE

seo changbin @therealspearb
the festival was amazing and you guys were such a great crowd! thank you so much for coming out ♥️ also runner’s high reached 500k views so here’s your selca lmao

• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  AYEEEE BINSUAL IN THE BUILDING LETS GEDDIT
• innie @jyanggg
  delete this immediately

j.one @onejisung
ok wow so that just happened ??? to our fans: you were on fire tonight and gave us so much energy to pull off the performance – which i think went well?? i had fun anyways 😌 so thank you for coming out and supporting us, we love you loads and you’re the reason we do what we do ♥️

• felix lee @leelix
  YOU GUYS WERE LITERALLY SO GOOD I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE FIRE
  |
  j.one @onejisung
  you’re so right, i shouldn’t have underestimated 3racha like that, we’re just too good 😤

j.one @onejisung
also here’s my monthly selca as a thank you gift to fans lol

• felix lee @leelix
  j.one visual of the year 😤

LABELBC LADS

boss man:
jisung are you ready yet? the car will get to yours in about 5 min

jisung:
yeah nearly
just gotta stick on some jeans and eat my toast and i’ll be out

boss man:
cool you can eat your toast in the car on the way to mnet

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
wait what are you guys doing at mnet

boss man:
filming one of those relay dances

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
oh niiiice, those look really fun

iyenie:
they have so many takes tho 😥
but you just gotta smile and wave boys, just smile and wave

jisung:
ugh
it’s too early in the morning, i don’t remember how to smile

iyenie:
youre telling me
i have to be on set for a variety show within an hour, imagine how close i am to crying

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
omg no innie don’t cry
i’ll beat up the producers for you

binsual:
why do you always threaten to beat people up

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
because im very intimidating 😠

jisung:
yeah he has me shaking all the time

binsual:
not sure that’s bc youre intimidated

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
why not, im incredibly threatening 😠😠

boss man:
yes
that’s the word i’d use for you
threatening

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
i don’t appreciate the sarcasm hyung

boss man:
who said im being sarcastic? 👀
anyways sungie come out, we’re here

jisung:
ugh
if i must

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
whats your schedule looking like today?

boss man:
not too bad tbh
we have the relay dance filming, a collab w this american youtuber and then a gig at a club tonight

jisung:
would rather sleep tbh

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
i thought you did the collab with the youtuber the other day?

jisung:
i… might’ve gotten the dates mixed up

iyenie:
well done hyung

jisung:
whatever, i was tired 😭
it was an honest mistake, leave me alone

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
ngl he’s had an exhausting couple of weeks

iyenie:
don’t defend him when im trying to bully him pls
ur ruining my vibe

jisung:
we’re bfs, he has to defend me

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
yes yes jisungie
ive got ur back bro

jisung:
much appreciated broseph 😘

iyenie:
and that’s my cue to go back to sleep

jisung:
didn’t you just say you have a schedule today?

iyenie:
yea and?

boss man:
innie

iyenie:
channie

boss man:
jeongin 🙄
get dressed

iyenie:
ughhh but i don’t want to

boss man:
doesn’t matter, you have a commitment and you need to honour it

iyenie:
i have commitment issues tho ://

crazy cat lady:
i’ll make sure he gets ready, dw about it chan
i’ll be at yours within 10 minutes @iyenie

iyenie:
ugh FINE
let yourself in then dad, you already have the spare key

jisung:
haha you got told off

iyenie:
shut up

boss man:
aahhh my sons, always bickering between yourselves
never grow up

binsual:
speak for urself, im tired of it

jisung:
you can never escape us
even when you’ve muted the gc you cant help but come back to us

binsual:
im not ur father

jisung:
abeoji how could you say that to us

boss man:
yeah, am i meant to just be a single father, taking care of all of these children while working long hours to put food on the table??

binsual:
yes

iyenie:
that’s cold papa, that’s really cold

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
yeah dad that’s really heartless 😔
channie-hyung is breaking his back for us, u cant abandon ur kids now

binsual:
you cant be my son if jisung is

jisung:
AHA SO YOU ADMIT IT THEN????

binsual:
i admit nothing

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
wait why cant i be your son? don’t you love me 🥲

binsual:
i do
i just cant handle both you and jisung at the same time

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
i –

jisung:
okay yk what, that’s fair

The YouTuber they’re filming a video with – Michael Something-Or-The-Other – is boisterous and friendly in the manner of many American YouTubers that Jisung likes to watch sometimes, carrying himself with an ease despite being on unfamiliar ground. He’s been cracking jokes the entire time to make them relax and doesn’t talk down to them like they’re some sort of gimmick or novelty act which means that Jisung likes him. He manages to pull out a thread of energy from somewhere beneath his bone-deep haze of exhaustion to be as entertaining as possible. The interview is fun and he thinks their fans will really like it.

The topic has moved on to talking about LabelBC as a company. About what inspired Chan to start it up in the first place, what the process of building it up over the past few years has been like, about why Jisung and Changbin decided to go with him when rumour has it that they were some of the top trainees in JYPE. Jisung carefully watches Chan answer the questions. Thankfully, he seems fine, his throat free from emotion unlike a few previous occasions when it’s clogged up with the past.

This time, the atmosphere remains light, even shifting back into something playful when the YouTuber grins over at Jisung. “Well, you guys sure do seem like a tight-knit family. I see j.one and Felix trending all the time on K-Pop Twitter.”

Changbin laughs, turning to Chan to quip in Korean, “That’s because they’re both idiots, isn’t it?”

He yelps when Jisung throws himself across the sofa to pinch him, leaving Chan – the unfortunate soul trapped in between them – to explain to Michael what was said as he wrestles them apart.

“It’s because people love us,” Jisung gloats when he’s settled down again. He throws up a peace sign by his eyes. “We’re cool guys.”

“The coolest,” the YouTuber agrees before leaning back and asking curiously, “Doesn’t it ever bother you though? The way that people make out like you’re dating each other? I saw that article about you on Valentine’s Day last month – couldn’t believe my eyes, honestly. Doesn’t that sort of thing drive some distance between you guys?”

The easy smile that’s been on Chan’s face turns a little strained at the reminder of the Valentine’s Day fiasco.

“Uh… I wouldn’t say that there’s any distance between them…”

“No.”

Jisung’s reply, plainly uttered word that it is, has their heads all turn in his direction. He opens his mouth, searching for the right words to expand his answer with, but his grasp on English is too limited to properly articulate it. He looks helplessly towards Chan as if he can throw him a lifeline, meets his patient eyes and then decides to just fuck it and switch to Korean.

“I don’t get offended by people saying things like that. Like I know some people who are also in this position might do and if they don’t want people to read into their friendships like that, it’s fine, they’re completely entitled to feel that way. But it’s not the same for me because – because my friendship with Lix is, like, stronger than any assumptions, I guess? If that makes sense? So even though the article was unexpected, things like that would never drive distance between us since we’re already so secure in our relationship with each other. I mean, Lix is my best friend. He can’t get rid of me that easily.”

When he pauses, he distantly registers the nod Chan throws him to indicate he’s kept track of everything Jisung has said and how he opens his mouth to translate – but now that Jisung’s started, he can’t stop. He’s already prepared to wax poetry about Felix on a normal day. So when he’s exhausted and doesn’t remember the last time he had more than four hours of sleep in one go? His mouth all but runs away from him.

“Either way, it’s not really offensive! Felix is great! Anyone would be lucky to date him! He’s kind and selfless and looks after people well and he’s just really fun to be around. So if anything, it’s flattering that people would think we’re dating. I mean, have you seen the guy? He’s so pretty. Like you don’t just see freckles like that every day. He’s kind of a catch actually. So yeah, it doesn’t bother me when people get confused because it’s more of a compliment than anything else.”

When he’s done, Chan and Changbin both send him an odd look before they share an unreadable glance.

Then Changbin snickers, “Are you sure you’re not actually his boyfriend?”

Jisung rolls his eyes and ignores him, facing the somewhat lost YouTuber before them. He opens his arms wide with a dramatic flourish and declares in English, “S’all good, bro! Y’know what I mean?”

He throws a wink directly at the camera and Michael instantly bursts into laughter, his confusion dissolving away. They move onto the next question.

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
lmao jisungie you wont see this for a few hours but i was on the youtez (the youtube) and i found this video and thought of you so here you go
(and no it isn’t expensive girl)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR94MOsc3BM

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
okay so u still haven’t checked ur phone but i just wanted to say goodnight 💕 im feeling really tired so im gonna have an early night and wont see any texts until the morning but if its urgent, just text hyunjinnie since im sleeping over at his tonight
he saw a clip from some thriller on twt today and now he’s convinced he’s going to die so im apparently dying with him, RIP in peace 😔

HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
totally not having a sleepover with lix bc i accidentally saw a clip from orphan and have seen been scarred for life and terrified of death hahaha what are you on about we’re just best buds being best buds do not judge me

felix lee @leelix
@HWANGHJ you nearly cried when i pretended like i was just gonna go home instead

• HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  JDJNFKMLF NO I DIDN’T LEAVE ME ALONE
  |
  HYUNJIN @HWANGHJ
  no wait don’t, i cant die alone

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
ooh wait before i forget!!!
since we haven’t seen each other’s faces in a while bc of your promotions, id like a picture of the jeekies pls and thank you i miss them so much 🙏🏽
here, you can have this picture of my freckles from when i took my makeup off earlier

you’re welcome 😌
i’ll be checking my phone first thing in the morning for your replyyyy ~
goodnight jisungie 💕

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
AJSDJFGL YUOR FREJKLES
THEYRR S PRETTY WHATR THE FUCK
YOU CANT JUST ATTACK ME LIKE THT WHEN IM NOT EXPECTING IT
thank u for blessing me w this gift 😭✊🏼

here be my cheekies, i hope they don’t disappoint

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
SJHDJNFLLFL HOW ??? HOW IS ONE MAN THIS PRETTY WHAT ON EARTH 😭😭😭

• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  ugh the freckles are just chefs kiss, i could look at them all day. they should srsly be illegal or smth theres no way its ok for one man to hold this much power
  |
  ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  this is officially a felix fan account i don’t make the rules im sorry

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
also maybe it’s just bc it’s like 4am, but i really really really wanna just Boop His Pretty Nose. and Hold His Hand. and Cuddle Him and Give Him The World

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
fuck i miss felix 😭 i feel like i haven’t seen him in forever, this isn’t right

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
lol if stan twt saw this, theyd probs get jilix to trend again and actually believe that we’re dating or smth 😩 its not my fault we’re such elite besties!!!!

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
but like,,, it’s normal to miss your best friend and want to hang out with them all the time right???

• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  and like yeah, felix makes me feel all warm inside like nothing in the world can go wrong when im with him and one of my favourite things to do is cuddle him but thats bc he genuinely does give great hugs and just fits into my arms perfectly???
  |
  ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  which means that whoever he ends up with is just going to have to deal w the fact that i need my daily dose of lixie cuddles bc as his best friend, i come first!!!
  |
  ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  eh theyre gonna have to pass my inspection first anyways, i cant have just anyone swoop in and potentially break felix’s heart, it’s too precious for that

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
although tbh i lowkey don’t… want him to get a boyfriend LOL

• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  not in a bad way, i just feel like it’ll change everything and i love things as they are
  |
  ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  and besides, whos going to take care of him like i do anyway? whos going to stroke his hair when he’s homesick and help him learn more korean without laughing and hold his hands when theyre cold and buy him ramen when he holes up in his studio and forgets to eat
  |
  ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  also lbr whos going to be better than me at fortnite dance battles and make tiktoks with him and learn all of his favourite vines, even the english ones, and play video games w him when he cant sleep and sing him to sleep bc he likes that. like ????
  |
  ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  AND!!! whoever ends up with him BETTER compliment his freckles every day bc he’s still lowkey insecure about them and also praise his songwriting bc he’s so passionate about it and just make sure he knows he’s the best boy ever because HE IS

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
wow haha for some reason i really hate the thought of someone else doing all that for him haha i wonder why that is

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
i should go to sleep, im overthinking things. everything will make sense again in the morning. peace out future jisung

j.one @onejisung
fuck

j.one @onejisung
literally how am i so fucking dumb wtf i hate myself

Chapter Text

j.one @onejisung
literally how am i so fucking dumb wtf i hate myself

• minho @leelino
  i mean i agree but how in the literal fuck did you get so many likes on this tweet ???
• seungmin in the building @kseungmin
  omg you’ve finally seen the light, took you long enough
• felix lee @leelix
  youre literally a whole ass genius what are you on about 😤

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
ok so it turns out i might be in love with my best friend, how wild is that!!!!

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
im legit the biggest idiot going, how tf did i miss that one

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
i really was out here like !!! we are just Best Bros why does aaaaaanyone think we’d be dating, not realising it’s probs bc IM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH THE GUY

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
but lbr can anyone blame me he’s so soft and kind and warm-hearted and pretty and ohmygod im actually whipped

• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  whipped with a capital W
• ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
  and ive been openly like this for our entire friendship but it really took me until 2021 to realise it ???? what the FUCK is going on

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
ughh why are people messaging me when I’M GOING THROUGH A CRISIS

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
oh wait lixie’s messaged me brb

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
THE JEEKIES NEVER DISAPPOINT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
thank you, you’re too kind

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
i need to pinch them again, its been too long 😭😭😭
when you get back, we need to have a cuddle sesh to make up for lost time
hyunjin was alright last night but he pushed me away after 15 minutes bc he felt too warm 😔

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
how dare he
is he a fool
an imbecile
i would never do that to you

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
ik you wouldn’t, youre the real mvp
it’s chill, he came back after another 15 min when he thought he felt something brush his leg lmao

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
omg what was it
WAS SOMETHING ACTUALLY IN THE ROOM WITH YOU???

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
AJSJDFLKF NO IT WAS MY FOOT
I HAD BED SOCKS ON AND HE FREAKED OUT WHEN THE WOOL TOUCHED HIM THE IDIOT

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
omg what a dumbass
whats he gonna do tonight when he has to sleep by himself

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
nah i think im sleeping over again tonight
seungmin too maybe

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
so the millennium squad are hanging out without me? i see how it is 😔

lixie pixie ♡ ♡ :
nooo it’s not like that!!!
we love you, i promise, youre just rlly busy and get back rlly late each night

sungieee ♡ ♡ ♡:
lmaoo dw about it, im only teasing you

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
i’ll just come home to a lonely bed while hyunjin gets to cuddle lix then haha love that for me 🙂

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
ALSO??? not @ hyunjin not giving lix the cuddles he deserves while im over here cold in my bed, wishing it was me. some people are SO UNGRATEFUL

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
ugh i should probably answer the rest of my messages fmllll

crazy cat lady:
promote me under your tweet so i get followers and clout thank youuuu 😘

thing 1:
who are you again?

crazy cat lady:
listen you little shit

thing 1:
hmmm this doesn’t seem like the sort of behaviour to get me to do what you want

crazy cat lady:
i mean
sungie the loml ♥️♥️♥️
my soulmate, my favourite dongsaeng, my little sunshine boy

thing 1:
yes? 😘

crazy cat lady:
do you mind throwing me a quick shoutout on twt so the bitch of an app finally verifies me?

thing 1:
what do i get out of it?

crazy cat lady:
i’ll make your next choreo a lot easier

thing 1:
lmao who says theres going to be a next choreo

crazy cat lady:
do you honestly doubt my ability to have you dancing like youre in nct for all of your future comebacks?

thing 1:
…
i would be glad to do this favour for you!!!! brb!!!!

j.one @onejisung
literally how am i so fucking dumb wtf i hate myself

• j.one @onejisung
  if you like clout chasers and badly-taken selcas, feel free to follow my boy @leelino bc he’s full of them and more 🤙🏼
  |
  minho @leelino
  omg what?? out of all the people to promote, you chose me? this – this is so unexpected wow 😳 youre too kind, though nowhere near as cool as me (which im sure anyone who decides to follow me will soon find out 😏)

LABELBC LADS

iyenie:
quick question: does anyone know why a toaster might hypothetically be on fire

boss man:
please tell me your toaster’s not on fire

iyenie:
my toaster’s not on fire

seungminnie:
now say it with feeling!

boss man:
innie

iyenie:
IDK I JUST PUT A PIECE OF BREAD IN IT AND IT BURST INTO FLAMES

seungminnie:
you put it out though right

iyenie:
…
brb

boss man:
yang jeongin what is wrong with you

crazy cat lady:
oooooh innie’s in troubleeee
he’s gonna get told offfff

seungminnie:
aren’t you meant to be the hyung and you know… actually be mature for once

crazy cat lady:
but that sounds so boring

jisung:
holy shit innie is your toaster still on fire???
you’re not hurt are you???

iyenie:
it’s fine lol, i put it out!!!

look it’s all good now 😌

seungminnie:
…

boss man:
ive already ordered you a new one, it’ll be delivered to your house by tomorrow
you didn’t get hurt, did you?

iyenie:
no but my toast did 😔
what do i eat now

seungminnie:
just come over to mine, i have oatmeal

jisung:
oh wow i didn’t realise you were a trained chef seungminnie

seungminnie:
i'm also taking boxing classes and can beat you tf up

jisung:
would prefer it if you didn’t tbh

obsessed fan:
omg pls do it i beg you
wait for me to get there first tho, i want front row seats

jisung:

obsessed fan:
omg why do you have pictures of me on your phone, youre so obsessed w me

jisung:
why is this grotesque troll talking to me 🤢

binsual:
maybe you should reply to my text then sung

jisung:
bro i wasn’t even talking about you wtf 😭

obsessed fan:
i would never call you a troll hyung
you’re more of a hobbit

binsual:
hahahah you’re so funny, how do you do it 🔪

binsual:
so you wanna tell me what your tweet was all about this morning?

jisungie:
…
what tweet

binsual:

this one

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
he knows something is up omg what do i DO I AM PANICKING

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
it’s ok just stay CALM HAN JISUNG YOU’VE GOT THIS

jisungie:
haha what makes you think i meant anything by them lol
maybe i just wanted to go viral or something haha

binsual:
hm
are you sure that’s all there is to it?
bc if you need to talk about anything, im here for you, you know that right?

jisungie:
haha yep, im sure!!
everything is a-OK :D
never been better hyung!!!
u know me, im always peachy!!!

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
i think im doing really well in convincing him actually. call me park seojoon and stick me in a drama, im such a great actor 😤

binsual:
peachy.

jisungie:
a big fat juicy one, yes
so big james could travel to america with it

binsual:
legit what does that even mean
anyways
if ur sure everythings fine and u were just tweeting randomly, i’ll leave you to it lol
see you in a couple of hours for our radio interview ♥️
make sure you grab some lunch before the car comes

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
I CANT DO IT HE’S TOO GOOD AT INTERROGATING PEOPLE IM GONNA BREAK

ya boi 🔒 @yaboipete
IS HE FUCKING JAMES BOND OR SMTH HOW DOES HE DO THIS SO WELL

jisungie:
OKAY FINE YOU BROKE ME I’LL JUST TELL YOU
IM IN LOVE WITH FELIX

binsual:
uh
what

 jisungie:
HE’S JUST ???
SO PERFECT AND LOVELY AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH AND HE DESERVES TO HAVE HIS HANDS HELD BUT I ALSO DON’T WANT ANYONE BUT ME TO DO THAT
AND IM AN IDIOT AND A FOOL FOR NOT REALISING THIS SOONER
WHO ON EARTH WAS I KIDDING WHEN I SAID WE’RE JUST FRIENDS
I MEAN WE ARE BUT IM STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM

binsual:
ok first of all
pls stop shouting, its actually hurting my eyes to read

jisungie:
IM SORRY IM JUST REALLY OVERCOME W EMOTION RN

binsual:
jisung 🙄

jisungie:
i mean
ⁱᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ⁱᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵒᵛᵉʳᶜᵒᵐᵉ ʷ ᵉᵐᵒᵗⁱᵒⁿ ʳⁿ
ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʰⁱᵐ

binsual:
right
second of all

FUCKI G FINALLY AJDJNFKFL
THIS IS ALL IVE EVER WANTED IN MY LIFE OHMTFUCKINGGID

jisungie:
wait what

binsual:
wdym what
do you have any idea how painful it’s been watching you and felix be the way you are while you insist that everything is platonic and i just have to sit there like 🙂

jisungie:
YOU KNEW???

binsual:
jisung
you voluntarily leave your bed for felix on a regular basis, what else would it be but love

jisungie:
ok that’s fair

seo changbin @therealspearb
OH MY GOD IVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY FOR 84 YEARS I AM THRIVING

• j.one @onejisung
  seriously hyung 😐
• SEOUL RADIO @S_RADIO
  I hope this is about our interview today ^.^ Make sure you #3RACHA fans all tune into #SEOULRADIO at 3PM KST today for a chance to talk to the boys ~

jisungie:
but yes im love with felix aka the only boy ever

binsual:
YES YOU ARE 😭❤️🥰

jisungie:
omg hyung pls stop it
why do i feel like ur more emotional abt this than i am

binsual:
BC I PROBABLY AM
so when are you going to confess??

jisungie:
whoa whoa whoa
whoa x3
i only just had the epiphany this morning bro, who said anything abt confessing

binsual:
well why wouldn’t you?

jisungie:
????
the chances of lix feeling the same way abt me are very slim
i cant risk destroying our friendship like that

binsual:
ok there are multiple things wrong w that entire response
(1) what makes you think lix doesn’t feel the same way?
(2) why would it destroy anything? don’t you think your friendship is stronger than that?

jisungie:
i mean,,, he’s felix
and im me

binsual:
still not seeing the issue here

jisungie:
you know what i mean
he’s in a completely different league to me
what would he even see in me romantically lmao

binsual:
hey don’t undersell yourself like that
there are plenty of things someone would like abt you

jisungie:
lmao ok

binsual:
im being serious jisung

jisungie:
i know
doesn’t change the facts tho
sure lix loves me as a best friend and i don’t think he thinks BADLY of me or anything
i just don’t think he’d view me romantically

binsual:
don’t you think he should be the judge of that?

jisungie:
yeah but i don’t need the verdict spelled out for me, my heart can only take so much 😭
besides if i tell him and he doesn’t feel the same way, itd just put a burden on him
ik lix, he’d feel guilty abt it
im not gonna put that on him
so nope, there will be no confessions happening here

binsual:
jisungie…

jisungie:
it’s okay hyung
i get that you like the thought of us together, believe me bc so do i
but im ok with it

binsual:
i thought you said you don’t want anyone else to hold his hands tho?

jisungie:
i don’t lol
but if he wants them to, i can deal w it
our friendship matters more than that

seo changbin @therealspearb
nvm i spoke too soon, no one talk to me or touch me