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You are Dustin's favorite cousin from Minneapolis, MN. Aunt Claudia says you can stay with them in Hawkins while you try to figure out what to do with your life after high school. Eddie Munson gets to live to be 111 and has a great life, because I fucking said so.
Do you know when Howl's Moving Castle came out? 1986, Baby!!
Tews the cat, just casually mentioned in this story, but I will always tag Tews.