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“I think we should talk with Yuu Che’nya.” Negie said poking the cat beastman’s ears “nau? Wayy?” he asked letting his head slide of the couch they sat on “well i’m sure their like us, desivers mean, in hiding. I mean they come from another world and gain a bunch of trust.its a flawless plan.” negie said sitting up. “Come on lets go talk.”
All perfect villains can tall when the’ve met a perfect ali
“Oh you two? Did you need something?” Yuu asked opening the dorm. “Uhm we just need to talk! May we come in?” negie asked Yuu stepped aside letting the two in, inside they saw cater doing some paper work. “Huh? Oh hello!” cater said getting up. “What are you two doing here?” he asked walking over “just a chat.” negie said as Yuu showed them to the couch.
And All perfect allies know just what to say
“We heard how well you’ve been doing and how good you guys have been! We wanted to ask about it.” negie said as Che’nya drank some tea cater brought out. “Oh really? Well you just try our best and be nice. isn’ t that what you do?” Yuu asked, the two colorful haired ones staying quiet. “Oh we do! We just wondered if that was all?” he asked, sipping a bit of the tea.
Most people can’t tell when a perfect ali even there. Ever wonder wounder why?
“Well we also talk, and ask for things for people, they never say anything bad, do they cater?” cater spock up, “ nope not a single bad word!” negie nodded “oh ok!” “i wonder why no one questions you?” Yuu said neagie smiled “we’re trust worthey! And won’t betray anyone” Negie said.
“An ali for a villain, impossible!” the perfect ali for a villain doesn't belong and they hid so well.
“Oh ok! A do have a favor, get trey and rook to join me? Please?” the two nodded “you got it, just don’t say anything about us.” cater and yuu nodded and shook hands with the two. “Thank you!”
“Oh hello rook, are you here to see yuu?” trey asked “oui! Roi de Neige asked me to” rook said as the approthed a tree in the courtyard “oh you actually came?” ace said looking at them. “Oui! Monsieur Heart? where trickster yuu-kun? “ deuce walked over “staying away for safety. Now heres the deal. With all the reputation Yuu gets they can destroy vil and riddles reputation so, here your chance to keep them safe joins us under their protection.” trey and rook were shocked and silent. “Y-you guys are threatening roi de poisin and roi de roses…” “you’ve made a mistake. We’ll-” trey was cut off by a voice from ace’s phone saying “i- fine! I’ll join.. But leave trey alone he never did anything wrong!” then another saying “wait no! Don’t harm rook in anyway. Not even socially! Please i’ll join!” “so?” ace asked them “i mean riddle and vil joined to keep your reptation for being destroyed .. unfair if you aint it?” deuce said, the two silently agreed feel bad enough. And behind a tree two people stood laughing.