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Russia POV
"Why did you have to pick my school to go to?" Ukraine whined from the backseat. "Will shut up and suck a dick, it's only for one year" I shot back at him while sitting in the passenger seat. "And to think being at school was the only time I didn't have to look at your hideous face but you had to ruin that as well" Ukraine mumbled sarcastically. "шлюха" I mumbled quietly and rolled my eyes. "Дік!" Ukraine exclaimed and kicked my seat. I turned around in my seat and raised my hand but suddenly my dad slammed on the brakes. Ukraine and I lunged forward and luckily I was able to catch myself before I hit my head on the dashboard.
"You both need to shut the fuck up before I shove my foot up your ass!" He said harshly and glared at us before continuing driving. "Hey drunkard you're driving in the wrong lane" Ukraine muttered. My dad quickly changed lanes and the car ride was silent the rest of the ride to school.
"Get the fuck out" My dad demanded as he sloppily pulled up to the front of the school. We grabbed our bags and left the car. As soon as I closed the door to the car, he sped away but not without crashing into some trash bins first. I shook my head in disappointment and glanced over to Ukraine but surprise surprise he was already gone. "Great" I mumbled bitterly while rubbing my temple.
I pushed open the doors to the school and walked in. The school was pretty big and all the kids were wearing a navy blue vest over a light gray shirt with black slacks, but other than that it was your run of the mills' high school. I walked down the hall quietly, looking for the office. I was reading the numbers at the top of each class while walking when suddenly someone smacked into my chest.
"Shit!" they exclaimed and stumbled back as their phone and ice coffee fell to the ground. I look down at them. "Shit!" They yelled louder as they looked at the coffee-covered phone. I looked at their face, their flag has red and white stripes and in a blue corner were white stars. Their eyes were hidden under dark sunglasses, they had red, white and blue curly hair and were wearing a leather jacket. Not wanting any confrontation at the moment I sidestepped him and walked faster. "Hey asshole!" they yelled at me. Nope. Obviously, I ignored them and continued to walk faster.
Luckily for me, he decided not to follow me. I made my way down another hallway, still looking for the office. I somehow made it back to the front of the school but I finally found the office. I opened the door and walked over to the front desk. "Um hello I'm new here and need my schedule," I say. "Good morning, may I get your name?" The lady at the desk asked. "Uh, Russia" I replied. She typed something into her computer then got up and went to grab some papers.
She hand me a small pile of papers stapled together. "Just have those forms signed by a parent, dear," she said. She then passed me a single piece of paper, "That's your schedule." "Um, thanks," I said and started to put the other papers in my bag. "By the way, have you gotten a tour yet?" the lady asked. "Uh no?" I responded confused.
She then grabbed a small microphone and pressed a button. "Can Canada come to the front office, please? I repeat Can Canada come to the office?" her voice ranged through the school speaker which then let out a loud screech once she was done. "Just sit over there for a bit" she ordered and pointed to a black leather couch to the side of the room.
I went to the couch and sat on it. The went back to what she was doing while I waited. after like 5 minutes, a guy with a red and white flag and leaf on his face came scrambling into the office. He was slim and really tall, obviously not taller than me but a close second, he had a bronze badge on his uniform and his hair was a red wolf cut with white highlights. He talked with the lady at the desk for a while, then she got up and lead him my way.
"Russia, this is Canada, Canada this is Russia" She stated. He smiled and stuck out his hand, I stood up and shook his hand. "How are you?" He asked in a cheery tone. "Fine" I mumbled back and place my hands in my pockets. "Canada here is a prefect and will be giving you a tour around the school, I'll inform your teachers that you might be late" The lady explained then back to her desk. Canada gave her a nod then turned his attention back to me, "we should get going" he tells me and turns to the door. I grabbed my bag and followed him out of the office.
~timeskip~
My feet ached as we came to the end of another hallway and to the beginning of a new one. "This hallway has all of our shops, basically where they hold most of the clubs," Canada said, still cheery as ever. I stopped listening to him a while back and now I kind of wish he'd just shut up.
"We have many clubs here at Terra Patriam Collegiate Institute of Success," He said as we continued walking down the new hallway. Why does he always insist on saying the whole name of this school?
"There we have the school newspaper run by China, that over there is GSA ran by The Netherlands, that's the robotics club run by Japan, the anime club also ran by Japan," He continued to ramble on about different clubs and shit I don't care about. I again stopped listening half-way through.
"I'm starting to realize that Japan runs a lot of these clubs, makes sense she's a very multifaceted woman... slash cat, anyways lastly we have the Drama club run by yours truly, we have smaller practices and meetings here but we also work in the auditorium a lot and I also hold the big annual school play which I actually wrote this year, isn't that cool?" He asked smiling at me. "Uh yeah, that's crazy" I mumbled.
"Anyways this is, unfortunately, the end of the tour." Thank god!
"Can you believe this took almost two hours, that's crazy! But it should be lunch now so I can drop you off at the cafeteria" Canada said. I'm pretty sure it only took two hours since he decided to stop and have a conversation with every teacher, whose class we happened to stop at. I followed him as we made our down more hallways and eventually to the cafeteria.
As soon as we reached, a bell rang. "Well, this is where I leave you, have a great first day!" He said and skipped down the hallway to who knows where. I entered the cafeteria then went to a table in a faraway corner and sat down, soon enough a bunch of students flooded into the cafeteria and with them came a bunch of noises.
I took out a plain ham sandwich I packed this morning and watched as a bunch of students stood in line for their lunch. all the tables filled up pretty quickly except for the one I was sitting at, which was fine I actually prefer sitting alone. Unfortunately, someone didn't get that memo as a lunch tray got slammed in front of me.
I looked up from my sandwich, "Oh it's you" I mumbled. "Why the hell are sitting alone like a goddamn loser?" Ukraine asked sarcastically. "Why do you care?" I asked. "Because your patheticness was bumming me out" he replied with a fake smile. I groaned and rolled my eyes.
"Oh hey look it's my friends!" Ukraine exclaimed. "Don't call them over here" I said quickly. "You guys over here!" He yelled and waved his hands, ignoring me. I groaned and placed my head in my hands. His friends instantly came over here and sat down.
"Hey, Ukraine! Who's this?" one of the asked while nudging her head towards me. "Sadly that's my brother, Russia" Ukraine answered. "Hey Russia, I'm Germany" one of her friends with a red, black and yellow flag introduced. She also had a wavy black bob. "This is Japan" Ukraine pointed at a short girl with a white flag with a red dot, her hair was white and pulled into a slick bun and for some reason, she had cat ears. I'm not even going to bring that up. "And lastly this is China" Ukraine introduced and pointed at a girl with a red flag with yellow stars, she was taller than the rest of the group and she had long straight yellow and red hair.
"Sup," I said to all of them. They waved and then started their own conversation. "Hey, why is America angrily making his way here?" Germany asked while looking behind her. I looked up, "Who's Ameri- oh shit" I muttered as coffee-boy was indeed angrily making his way to our table. Hey, he got a new coffee.
"I think that's my cue to leave" I murmured and quickly started to pack up my stuff. "What the fuck did you do?" Ukraine asked me quietly.
America reached and slammed his hands down on our table. "Hey asshole, you fucked up my phone!" he shouted angrily. "Actually you ran into me" I corrected. He didn't like that because suddenly I had ice coffee in my face, and some of it got in my eye. I groaned and try to wipe the coffee off my face.
"Hey leave him alone asshat!" Ukraine yelled and stood up. "Stay out of i-" America got cut off by Ukraine throwing some mashed potatoes in his face. America swiftly pushed Ukraine which caused him to fall backwards into someone causing that person's lunch tray to fall onto a different person and those two started fighting. I took this distraction to grab Germany's lunch tray and smack America in the face with it.
Things only escalated from there. The two-person fight from earlier had somehow turned into a 10-person fight. America was trying to pin me to the ground while Ukraine's friends threw food at him. inevitably someone stood up on a table and shouted the dreaded words "Food fight!" Suddenly shit hit the fan and so did food as everybody in the cafe decided to join in and start throwing their lunches.
America had started throwing punches at me while I desperately tried to block them. Ukraine then pulled America off of me and threw a swift left hook at him. America grabbed him by the shoulder and kneed him in the stomach. I quickly got up, grabbed a lunch tray and swiftly swung it at America's head. He stumbled back and glared at me but before he could retaliate a whistle was blown. "Anyone who continues with this foolishness will be facing expulsion!" A voice boomed out and everybody froze.
"Never in my 20 years of teaching at this school have been so disappointed and embarrassed by the behaviour of the students at this school! You should all feel ashamed of yourselves! Now tell me who started all of this?" The man yelled. Suddenly a hundred fingers pointed at the three of us. The man glared at us and pointed towards the door, "my office now!"