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“Let’s put that mouth to better use,” Kenpachi says.
“Oh, yeah? That sounds like a great idea!” Orihime replies. “Actually, I was about to suggest the same thing myself!”
No one knows what to think when Kenpachi invites a human girl to spend time with him, alone. In fact, there is nothing about the situation that makes sense. Though it’s true that he has taken an interest in those from the human world, Orihime is only of interest to him by virtue of being Ichigo’s friend, as far as any of his subordinates would assume. The idea of them spending time together, one on one, seems completely out of nowhere.
So it only makes sense that Ikkaku and Yumichika might be a little curious about this arrangement, so much so that they find themselves eavesdropping, fully aware of the risk that they are taking by choosing to do something like this when their captain has a guest over. Of course, though it’s more than obvious what the two of them could be doing in here, neither expect to hear those words from either Kenpachi or Orihime.
But the moaning that comes a few moments later, from both of them, seems to seal the deal.
The men listening can only stare at one another in shock, each time their captain or his guest let out an indulgent moan. Clearly, this is not something that they were meant to here, and even with their curiosity satisfied, they’re only left with further questions. With all that in mind, it seems best to sneak away, before they’re caught eavesdropping.
Meanwhile, behind that closed door, Kenpachi and Orihime moan happily as they sample the different foods that she’s cooked during her visit, with the latter glad that she’s found someone who appreciates her culinary abilities.