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Alex sighs. "Okay, well, the Fae Lord has accepted your deal of safety for your kingdom in exchange for your firstborn child, Karen," Alex sorts through their notes on the encounter, thinking it's a little too hard. "However, the deal will be nullified, and the goods still delivered if you can tell the Fae Lord his name,"
Karen nods, turning back from whispering to Gus. "Before I do that, I got one question. He hot?"
Alex scowled. "I don't know why that's important but sure. Did you miss the part about him being a Fae Lord?"
Morgan snickering into his hand had Alex suspicious of what was happening.
"Hey!" Karen says, getting into character. "Fae dude!"
Alex glanced away from Morgan to Karen.
"We know your real name,"
Morgan cleared his throat, putting a stop to his amusement.
Alex raised an eyebrow. "Oh, do you now, very well. What is my name?"
"Daddy,"
Gus and Morgan lost it and laughed.
"Ex-pardon me what?!" Alex shot the two buffoons a glare and narrowed their eyes at Karen. "Explain,"
Karen shrugged. "I just figured it'd be super easy to give him my firstborn child if he's the baby's father,"
Alex sends her a withering glare. "Roll persuasion, you son of a bitch,"
The sounds of laughter die down, filling the space with dice rolling. "That is a... ooh, a natural 20, for a total of a 22,"
Alex scowls, glaring mostly at the girl and her math tricks. "The Fae Lord finds you VERY ATTRACTIVE!"