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ALBUS BLOODY DUMBLEDORE. YOU'RE AN ARSE AND AN IDIOT!!!
HOW DARE YOU DO SUCH A DISSERVICE TO SUCH AMAZING MINDS AS THE WEASLEY TWINS SHARE!
START BLOODY TEACHING DECENT MAGICAL THEORY TO THOSE KIDS AT HOGWARTS AND GET RID OF BINNS! HE'S ABSOLUTELY USELESS AND IS JUST HARMING THE UP AND COMING GENERATIONS!
YOU NEED TO STOP PLAYING YOUR DAMNED LITTLE BOY POLITICAL GAMES AND START CARING ABOUT YOUR STUDENTS AS YOUR FIRST PRIORITY!
WE'VE TAUGHT YOU FOR NIGH ON A CENTURY NOW, SO IT'S TIME TO PROVE YOU CAN PAY ATTENTION. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS, THEN HAND OVER THE REINS TO MINERVA AND GO SIT ON A FUCKING BEACH AND MOULDER AWAY. IT'S ALL YOU SEEM GOOD FOR ANYWAY THESE DAYS!!!
~~~ Perenelle Flamel ~~~