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flamechaser besties
4:37 AM
no bitches?: HELP @Sus @the best scientist IM FAILING MULTITOLE CLASES HELP ME STUDY TODAY?? I LITIERALYL HAVE TO WRITE AN ESSAY IN HISOTRY AND ITS DUE TMR. I HAVENT EVEN STARTYED ON ITTT
Sus: ok. give me money in exchange
the better scientist: ^
the better scientist: su actually said something decent and smart for once
Sus: wdym… u literally need me in multiple projects and u wouldve failed if it werent for me…
the better scientist: u liar. i actually do not need ur help i can fully single handle all of my projects with a one-woman team.
no bitches?: STOP JUST STFU FOR OKCE I SCYIALLT NEED HELP??? J DONT WANNA FAIL THSI CLASS PLS
Sus: ok give me like 5$ and i'll help
the better scientist: gime 6$ and i'll help
no bitches?: yall r being so unfair whag💔💔 bettrr ask eden for money
kalpass: broke ass🤣
no bitches?: HELP WHERE DID U COME FROM. also stfu ur name is LITERALLY kalpASS + ure broke too u cant tsalk my guy
kalpass: …
no bitches?: HAH
no bitches?: anyway @Sus @the better scientist fine its a deal.
the better scientist: yahoo im gonna be rich
ellie nellie: guys! i just woke up from my beauty sleep because of yall spamming😔 plz dont spam the fucking gc at 4am …..,,,
kalpass: no. ur fault lmao
Sus: im truly sorry ellie but no can do
ellie nellie: rude much
the best scientist: hey its ok bbg dont mind em jealous single hoes😘
ellie nellie: omg mobibabe!!,, ily for this #girl 💅
the best scientist: #girl 💅
no bitches?: this is why women solo and this is why every guy in this chat is single
kalpass: im offended
no bitches?: as u should tbh
Sus: :((
ellie nellie: waiii no su honey dont be sad😔💔 /p
ellie nellie: saku love u should take that back b4 kevin sees this and murders yo ass😣 /p
no bitches?: nah bro its fine us women cna easily solo a homohpboic homosexul!!!
ellie nellie: true true bestie
kalpass: hey can anyone cook smth im hungry af
Sus: kalpass bro are ur furry instincts finally activating. also its 4 am i aint see shit. do u want the kitchen to be burnt down
kalpass: first STOP IT I AM NOT A FURRY. second yes. yes i do. indeed i wsnt the kitchen to be burtn down. if anyone esle refuses to, ill do it myself
no bitches?: wsnt
no bitches?: burtn
no bitches?: esle
kalpass: stfu u make way more spelling errors then me
the best scientist: as much as id like to disagree w the wild wolf, i have to agree. sakura babe, u've made loads of spelling errors faster than my dad left me on a bad day at 3am
no bitches?: ltieiraly beigh bullieid by mt bestyie andn. a stipid wolf…
no bitches?: @ellie nellie helpp p 💔💔
ellie nellie: theyre not lying though…
kalpass: LMFOAO SEE. EVEN ELLIE AND MOBI AGREES WITHB ME
Sus: kalpass bro cn u stfu or else i'll literally steal ur motorbike.
kalpass: su bro you wouldnt. right..?
Sus: watch me, bro
kalpass: PELASE DONT. CRYING BRO
Sus: ha thats better. watch it next time before you decide to open that stupid mouth of urs‼️
kalpass: ok but like su bro. what did i even do💔
Sus: existing, duh
the best scientist: LMFAOO GET IT SU
no bitches?: su on a 4am roll tonight!! slay the doggie hard, su!!!
no bitches?: OKAY but have yall ever heard of enstars???
Sus: yeah that hit rhythm game filled with gays and one trans queen in it?
kalpass: yh, ppl be lookin' g@¥ af☠️ #cancelallhomos
the best scientist: dawg kalpass be in his homophobic era
no bitches?: okok but like.
no bitches?: yk those thtree motments in trap for you ft eve
no bitches?: u csnnot deny that its is bascially kvevin and su
Sus: AJSZXXOUGGAKJSOJDHDHDDKSIWYWYDIKABCJCP
ellie nellie: love that keyboard smash💞💞 so aesthetic bro
homophobic homosexual is now online.
homophobic homosexual: I don't even like Su that way, and I'm not a queer either. Stop assuming I am one
the best scientist: ofc kev decides to be online when something about him and su is mentioned.
Sus: kevin, ily but literally what the fuck. who the hell possessed u😭 did you unconsciously take drugs or something istg
the homophobic homosexual has gone offline.
kalpass: LMFOAA
no bitches?: 'LMFOAA'
kalpass: stfu
kalpass: anyways bro just got rejected right on the spot🤡
ellie nellie: that clown emoji is literally so cringe, just like u.
kalpass: stop this slander #CancelKalpasSlander2022
the best scientist: never. also do u mean, 'kalpass'
the best scientist: 😂😂😂
Sus: … gonna cry myself to sleep now. cya later besties🥰🤗
ellie nellie: NOOSJSJ☠️ SU… ARE U OK? #SuProtectionSquadEnsemble
the best scientist: #SuProtectionSquadEnsemble
no bitches?: #SuProtectionSquadEnsemble
kalpass: ha what a loser.
kalpass: badnight su bro
no bitches?: wtf is badnight HELP
no bitches?: but goodnight yall. actually gonna sleep too im getting sleep deprived lately
ellie nellie: night night, loves ♡
the best scientist: ELLIE STOP WITH THAT. anyway goodnight too ig
ellie nellie, the best scientist, kalpass, no bitches? and Sus has gone offline.
thsi is so short and i am terurbly sorry.