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Sophie woke up to another morning in LA, with the sun shining on her face. She got up and headed straight to the bathroom, since doing her makeup was the first thing that came to mind (You can't start the day without looking gorgeous). After taking a hot shower, Sophie got to her cabinet, where she had an army of products, all saved for specific occasions and for different days of the week.
She applied many beauty products that treated her skin before applying gloss, blush, eyeliner, shaving, putting on bigger eyelashes, and completing by pulling out a hair nose that was growing out of proportion from the rest (Idk I heard that's a beauty thing to do)
Sophie flashed one smile to the mirror, activating her sparks, because true beauty was always about being yourself
...
Sophie left her bathroom before the weight of hypocrisy could crush her
The girl was now in the living room, feasting on her breakfast of bread with butter. Just the nice simple stuff
Everything was going handy dandy...until she got a notification, an unwanted one
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Tedros: How is the most fabulous princess doing?
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Gosh, she loathed his messages, as she hated him with a burning passion. His mere existence was already a headache for her
But if she hated him so much, then why not block him?
Well, there was also something so comical for Sophie, seeing this desperate looser trying to get it on with her
They met at a bar, and while Sophie was initially attracted by his good looks and chivalry, he soon proved to be a total ass-hat (in other words, he was a white knight incel). She bitterly regretted giving him her phone number, but like I said, his desperation was her entertainment
She got another message, but this one was a PayPal of Tedros giving her 500 bucks (another reason to keep that dumbass around)
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Tedros: She won't treat you like I do
Please don't text Agatha back
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But that was when Sophie got another notification, but this time being from her beloved
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Agatha: Mommy's deep Gussy (Goth Pussy) just landed in LA, baby
What's popping?
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Sophie's eyes sparkled, and her heart beat faster. This is why she was using her best beauty products, since today was the day that her beloved Agatha had finally come back
Agatha was everything Tedros could never ever dream of being, as he could never come close to her precious goth mommy (...That was kinda cursed, I'm sorry)
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Sophie: Nothing much
Just that loser still hoping to have a shot with me
Agatha: Ah, Tedros
LoL
Anywho, can you come to pick me up?
Sophie: Right away
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And with that, Sophie left her residence to pick up her girlfriend in her pink Lamborghini
Arriving at the airport, Sophie was quick to spot Agatha. She stopped right beside the goth girl, that flashed a smile when their eyes met
-"Why hello there, Barbie"-Agatha flirted as she got inside the vehicle, with both of them driving off
-"Welcome back honey, how was your mom's birthday?"
-"Eh, she's still a bitch and everything, but at least I brought some cake slices from the party"
-"Hmmm, sounds tasty"-Sophie commented
-"Yeah, but the only sweet cake I want...is you"-Agatha whispered-"You have no idea how much I have been craving you"
-"G-Geez Louise, Agatha"-Sophie uttered-"Don't say stuff like this while I'm driving"
-"Because you're focusing on driving?"
-"It's because you're going to make me lose focus on the driving"
The goth girl just laughed it off. She thought her girlfriend was simply adorable
Arriving home, Agatha was quick to pick up her lover and throw her in their bed, soon getting on top of the pink girl
-"A-Agatha! You're going to ruin my makeup"-Sophie commented, still giggling about it
-"That's what I'm counting on"
And so, they smashed, the rest of the day going with them echoing their wet lesbian sex around the house
MEANWHILE! With Tedros:
Tedros kept staring at his phone's screen for hours, as his piss baby looking ass didn't have anything better to do than to be a fecking loser
-"I'm sure that she's just thinking of a good way to respond to my text"
...His house MCFUCKING EXPLODED!
The End :)