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Saiki walked down the street, because that was the way to school. He was going there probably.
"Hey Saiki" said Kaido and Nendo in unison. "want to go get ramen" "dark reunion". "no" Saiki said, in unison. Emphasis on the uni, because it was only him speaking and uni means one.
Saiki was now at school, Kaido and Nendo followed him. School was not for him alone, he could not believe this. Frankly, Saiki wanted a refund.
"Hey Saiki" said Teruhashi, with her suffocating aura. Everyone gasped around her, because they were suffocating. Saiki was immune to suffocation, incredible. Teruhashi didn't see it that way.
"I am rich" said Saiko, tax fraudingly.
"I am going to eat you" said Mera, Kuboyasu decided that was a good idea also. Eat the rich.
"Hey Saiki" said Aiura, just normally.
Toritsuka didn't say anything because he sucks
"Hey Saiki, did you notice the weather? It might've been weather, but I wasn't sure. You know there's a lot of stalkery in this story just in general. Remember that time I stalked you? I believe my stalking of you was justified personally. Even you also go out of your way to stalk your friends even more than you can't control with your telepathy and such. It's just weird how much stalking there is, I couldn't help but notice." Akechi very said.
"Normal" said Satou Hiroshi, with normalcy Aiura never could have hoped to accomplish. "Fuck yeah," Said Saiki, immensely enjoying Satou's normalcy "that's the spirit!"
"That's the spirit Saiki! You need to tell your team mates when they're doing a good job!" Said Hairo flaming with the power of sports and body building, as Saiki was filled with immense disappointment at Hairo's abnormalcy
"Did I hear spirit" Toritsuka didn't say because he sucks
"Hey Saiki" said the other characters
It was now time to go home, Saiki loved it when that happened. Wait nevermind no he didn't.
"Amazing" said Uryoko Chouno, Mr Ike did a funny dance next to him. "go away" said Saiki
"Want to get some ramen" said Nendo "go away" said Saiki
"Saiki you won't believe this" said Kaido. However Saiki could, in fact, believe this. "go away" said Saiki
Saiki was now at home, he was also there at the beginning of the day if he remembered correctly.
"We are your parents" said two of the Saikis, the two that were his parents most likely.
"Brother I have built a funny machine, it does something really funny" said the emo karen cut Saiki.
"What does it do masoclown" said main character
"It makes coffee jelly in the shape of letters that spell 'really funny'" said masoclown
"Ah!" said Saiki, the pink one "this is incredible! A true demonstration of the power of science!"
"Then it's poisoned, so you can't eat it" Saiki Kusuke said, because he sucks.
"God fucking yare" said psychic guy, who had already eaten 15 pounds of poisoned coffee jelly