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The day of the Final bakeoff is here. The contestants had been whittled down to three people. Levi Ackerman, a pastry chef at a Michelin starred restaurant, Eren Jaeger, a self-taught baker who’s also an influencer with his own successful cooking YouTube channel, and Floch Forster, a baking hobbyist. The overwhelming favorite is on either Levi or Eren to win, with Floch forgotten by the wayside.
Levi and Eren had developed an intense rivalry when they first met. Levi had scoffed at Eren, saying that he didn't know high school students were allowed to compete on the show. Eren was twenty-two and was greatly offended. He shot back that Levi was just jealous that he needed to ask people to reach the sugar for him. So, during the finals, Eren and Levi are each determine sabotage the other in order to win.
For the final bakeoff, Levi is preparing souffle, Eren is preparing cheesecake, and Floch is preparing fruit tart. Floch did his best to ignore the other two, who were glaring daggers at each other throughout the entire competition. Floch thinks they both needed to get laid.
During a break in filming, the contestants were allowed to do some final preparations. Levi and Eren were both having trouble with missing ingredients and wrong baking equipment plaguing them, the result of their covert war against each other.
"What horrible technique," Levi drawled while Eren was mixing the ingredients for his cheesecake. "How did you even manage to get famous online anyways, by cooking naked?"
"You'd like that wouldn't you." Eren shot back. "I bet if you tried to cook naked, people will run screaming away. Your package is probably as short as you are."
"Shut your mouth, brat!"
"Why don't you come and make me!"
Levi marched toward Eren, grabbed his collar, and smashed their mouths together, finally releasing weeks of pent-up sexual tension. They ended up making out in a supply closet, the contest forgotten. Also, Eren discovered that Levi's package was not small at all.
Levi's souffle was ruined and Eren's cheesecake somehow got burned. The winner was Floch Forster in a shocking upset.