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Viper: Ladies and gentlemen... This school is about combat.
Whiskey: Yeah! And I'm combating the love I have for all these idiots!
Coyote: 😑🤷🏽♂️
Bob: My mom said I needed to make friends.
Rooster: I have no mom anymore.
Hangman: I needed help with spelling so here I am.
Toucan: I'm here cause my husband said so 🤷🏽♀️ *winks at Cyclone*
Payback: I was told the Navy would pay for my college... so like... I'm in debt.
Phoenix: I needed money for food.
Fanboy: I thought it would be like Star Wars.
Whiskey: Mickey!! You're Payback's R2!
Payback: I was also told I'd meet Tony Stark.
Cupcake: I was dragged into this by Coyote.
Harvard: I actually went to Stanford.
Yale: I'm here cause I thought it was gonna be fun.
Fritz: I don't know how I got here.
Cyclone: I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Halo: .......I'm just here.
Mav: I AM JUST TRYING TO RETIRE!
Cupcake: Good luck! We pulled your papers!
Rooster: How'd you like that pops?