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You stole it. I found it!!
By VioDuo
-Hmmm, what's that?
-A dragon egg obviously Potter
-And why do you have a dragon egg with you?
-I found it
-You found it?
-Yes!! I was making rounds when a door opened, it was inside an enchanted basket.
-And why did you take it!? Give it here, it needs to keep warm.
Harry took his cape and covered the egg with it and a warming enchantment.
-We need to take it to a professor
-We?
-Yes, we. You found it and took it, I found you. WE are going to...
The discussion was interrupted by the cracking noise that came from the egg.
-Its...opening?
-Oh merlin!!!
With a louder crack the egg exploded in Harry's arms, it took a lot of effort and a bit of help from Malfoy to keep the dragon from falling.
And when they looked at the creature they were even more surprised.
Instead of the baby dragon, they were expecting, there was a blueish baby, with pointy ears, hot orange hair, and what it looked like a tail.
-Thats....
-A baby.
-It has a tail.
-He is blue, what kind of egg did you steal?
-I didn´t steal it, I found it!!
-There's no way there was a dragon egg just lying around the castle, I know you Malfoy, you....
-Mama
Both guys looked at the small creature still secure in the Gryffindor's arms.
-Did he just...
-Mama
-Yep, he did.
The little baby kept his eyes on Harry's face, munching on his little hand.
-Congratulation Potter, you are a mom now.
Before Draco could run away, Harry took the other by the cape.
-Don´t you dare to leave me. It's your problem too
-Papa
-Congratulations Malfoy, you are a dad now.
The baby just giggled.
-We need to take him to a professor
-And found some clothes for him too
-What does Dragon eat?
Both teenagers looked at the other resigned.
-First clothes, then food, and then professor - Said Malfoy, taking off his cape, and covering the baby. -Come with me, I have some clothes that we can transform for him. I can request some special baby clothes from the family modiste.
-Why would your clothes be better? I have clothes too.
-Really Potter? I seen your clothes, they have more holes than fabric. Why do you keep those by the way?
-It´s not like I can go shopping you know? With Voldie trying to kill me and everything.
-Fine, I will ask for clothes for you too.
-Why?
-Because you don´t have any sense of fashion, I'm making you a favor.
-Who told you I need your fashion advice?
They kept bickering all the way to the Slytherin common room. The baby giggled safely in the arms of his mama.
The End?